5 Thoughts In A New Life 2/2 (2/2)

I take a bite of the side of the Caterpie.

[ok...Weird at first because it's really dry, but as I get over that fact. In the end, it makes sense because Insects like that Caterpie have no blood.

Kind of tastes like room temperature Bacon-Strips. I like Bacon so that is really a pleasant surprise. I plan on hunting them to get stronger, so it's good to know that at the very least they taste good. I hope I get just as lucky with the Weedles.]

I finish my lunch.

[I honestly can't say I if it's an early lunch or I lost my overall sense of time since I became a Pokémon. I will just eat once I get hungry. Worked out fine when I was a human.]

All that's left and I really can't get myself to eat it by any means are the Inner organs, the carapace, and the Eyes. I know Eyes are a delicacy somewhere on earth but not where I originally came from.

[I guess now I will hunt just for the sake of leveling up and traveling the world, at least till it's dinner time.]

I continue my level conquest again.

I find a Pidgey but decide not to go for it, I want to be stronger before I get into any serious fights again. So I go around I and search for my main level up targets.

A few minutes later I find another Caterpie that isn't paying attention it's just sitting there chilling. There are trees nearby, of course, because it's a forest but sadly none of the branches are close or thick enough for me to use them for another a.s.sa.s.sination.

So I do it the standard way, slowly and quietly I sneak up behind it. I'm getting closer, I am about 3 meters away from it,...2....1 and... sh*t!

[It turned around! Ah f*ck! Why?! Why couldn't I stare into that direction for a few more seconds! I am 100% sure it didn't hear me!]

The Caterpie just stares at me shocked, I'm sure it knows what's about to happen. It ... stands up? I'm not sure how to describe it. And shoots a string shot at me!

Really? That's what you go for? Damm wild Pokémon are f*cking dumb.

I try to dodge but it manages to get my left hind leg, but I just shake it off and start running towards it.

The Caterpie starts panicking and does a tackle that is aimed somewhere but surely not aimed to really hit me directly, was it aiming for my leg? Whatever I also dodge that, as much as you can dodge something that wouldn't really hit you in the first place.

And I arrive directly in front of the Caterpie. I open my mouth and bite in its neck just like I did the last time.

The Caterpie screams in pain, which I can't really take seriously because it sounds like

a very high pitched: ”Caaaaaaterpiiiiiieee!!!”

Makes me giggle more than it makes me have pity.

I continue with the attack like last time, suddenly the screaming stops and the Caterpie straightens up again, opening its own mouth. But I noticed too late...

The Caterpie comes down and bites into my back.

[aaauurggh! F*****ccccckkk that hurts like h.e.l.l! AAaaaargh...]

I try to hold onto its neck but the pain is real and it hurts baaaadly.

[Please just die. It huuuurts.]

Moments later the bite of the Caterpie loosens and it let's go.

[I would be happy now but the paaaaiiin. I didn't know bug type attacks hurt this much! I try to see my back but can't really turn my head around that much. I only see that I bleed, not much but not a little either.

I guess it got me good. I take a bite. Just to let go of my frustration and walk away chewing.

[ok I'am thirsty again. I should probably look around for water, if I don't find anything I will have to head back to the pond.]

I continue walking and after about 5 minutes the normal leaf trees change into some kind of pine tree. The adrenalin in my body stops working but the pain already isn't as bad anymore as it was when the wound was fresh.

I see a nearly snoozing Weedle in a tree about 20 meters away. I surely won't let this chance go by. I change my direction so that I don't just go straight towards it. I will try to use my stealth strategy again. Sure it's exhausting but it surely is less painful. So f*ck a fair fight for now.

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2 Minutes later and I come closer to the Weedle on the 6 o' clock position.

I'm about 10 meters away now and I find the right tree.

Now my long journey upwards begins...

To be continued...

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