Part 21 (1/2)
I took another deep breath and s.h.i.+fted to the sordid side of the business.
”I hope you won't think I'm b.u.t.ting in, don't you know,” I said, ”but--er--well, how about it?”
”I fear I do not quite follow you.”
”Well, I mean to say, his allowance and all that. The money you're good enough to give him. He was rather hoping that you might see your way to jerking up the total a bit.”
Old Little shook his head regretfully.
”I fear that can hardly be managed. You see, a man in my position is compelled to save every penny. I will gladly continue my nephew's existing allowance, but beyond that I cannot go. It would not be fair to my wife.”
”What! But you're not married?”
”Not yet. But I propose to enter upon that holy state almost immediately. The lady who for years has cooked so well for me honoured me by accepting my hand this very morning.” A cold gleam of triumph came into his eye. ”Now let 'em try to get her away from me!” he muttered, defiantly.
”Young Mr. Little has been trying frequently during the afternoon to reach you on the telephone, sir,” said Jeeves that night, when I got home.
”I'll bet he has,” I said. I had sent poor old Bingo an outline of the situation by messenger-boy shortly after lunch.
”He seemed a trifle agitated.”
”I don't wonder. Jeeves,” I said, ”so brace up and bite the bullet. I'm afraid I've bad news for you.
”That scheme of yours--reading those books to old Mr. Little and all that--has blown out a fuse.”
”They did not soften him?”
”They did. That's the whole bally trouble. Jeeves, I'm sorry to say that _fiancee_ of yours--Miss Watson, you know--the cook, you know--well, the long and the short of it is that she's chosen riches instead of honest worth, if you know what I mean.”
”Sir?”
”She's handed you the mitten and gone and got engaged to old Mr.
Little!”
”Indeed, sir?”
”You don't seem much upset.”
”That fact is, sir, I had antic.i.p.ated some such outcome.”
I stared at him. ”Then what on earth did you suggest the scheme for?”
”To tell you the truth, sir, I was not wholly averse from a severance of my relations with Miss Watson. In fact, I greatly desired it. I respect Miss Watson exceedingly, but I have seen for a long time that we were not suited. Now, the _other_ young person with whom I have an understanding----”
”Great Scott, Jeeves! There isn't another?”
”Yes, sir.”