Chapter 200 (2/2)

”Yaya, you……”

”Dang, dang, dang, dang!  First question…..listen closely!  There are two dogs racing, the black dog runs fast and the white dog runs slowly.  When they reach the end, which dog is sweating the most?  Now we will begin the exciting quick answer mode where each answer will only have five seconds of answer time…..The countdown begins now!  Five…..Four…..Three…..”

Yaya was clearly not giving Ye Tian Xie any time to say anything.  She shouted out the first question in a sharp voice and then immediately began to countdown……Su Fei Fei wanted to answer, but Ye Tian Xie had already told her not to say anything.  So she decided to listen to him and say anything, letting Ye Tian Xie answer.

”……It's the one that runs the fastest.”  When Yaya said ”one”, Ye Tian Xie had no choice but to quickly give an answer.

”Wrong!  Dogs can't sweat at all!”

Ye Tian Xie: ”……”

Su Fei Fei: ”……”

”The second question.”  Yaya quickly continued one, ”If a genius of martial arts and a genius of magic get married and have a child, what kind of person will their child become?  The countdown begins…..Five…..Four…..Three……”

”It would be a genius of martial arts and magic.”  Ye Tian Xie braced himself and said.

”Wrong!!  After their child grows up, it will become an…..adult!!”  Yaya loudly shouted and then forcefully licked her lollipop.

Ye Tian Xie really wanted to pull this little girl off her snowman and then throw her into the snow!

The things that Yaya asked were true riddles, so she wasn't testing for intelligence in terms of normal thought processes.  For Ye Tian Xie who had never encountered out of the ordinary thinking did not know what he should respond with.  If he conformed with normal thinking……it was a 100% chance that it would be wrong.

”The third question……When Xiao Ming walks on the road, his feet never get wet.  Why is that?”

”Because Xiao Ming is a bird and can fly, that's why his feet never get wet.”  With yesterday's ”Xiao Ming the dog”, Ye Tian Xie suddenly had a moment of inspiration and excitedly gave this answer…..That's right!  That's right!  That's the answer!  This time, it definitely cannot be wrong.

”Wrong”  Yaya's heartless voice came from her mouth, ”Big brother is really dumb.  Birds fly in the sky and don't walk!  Xiao Ming is not some bird!  Xiao Ming is a cute child.  When he walks on the road, his feet don't get wet because…..He wears shoes, so he doesn't touch the wet ground!!”

This answer made Ye Tian Xie want to slam his head into the ground!

What kind of strange question is this!!

This answer was impeccable and not forced at all……Was he really that stupid?

”The fourth question!!  There is a bow with a range of one hundred meters and there is a two hundred meter rabbit in the distance, but the arrow shot out could hit the rabbit.  Why is that?  Countdown time…..Five…..Four…..Three……”

Why could it hit……How would I know this!!

”……Two…..One…..Zero!  Time's up!  The answer is……the bow is one hundred meters long!!  Adding in the one hundred meter firing range, it makes up a total of two hundred meters!!”  Yaya nibbled the lollipop as she answered.

Ye Tian Xie was stunned.

”Big brother, out of the ten questions, you have to answer five correctly.  So far, you've gotten four wrong, but you have to keep trying your best.  The fifth question is very simple……Wu, who is the most disobedient in the world?”

”It's a little child like Yaya!”  Ye Tian Xie said through clenched teeth.

”Wrong!  The most disobedient person in the world is a deaf person because they can't hear at all!  Ya, big brother, you've already gotten five questions wrong already.  If you answer another one wrong, then you won't be able to go in today.”  Yaya gave a sly smile as she licked her lollipop.  Then she made a face at Ye Tian Xie.

The thing that Ye Tian Xie wanted to do the most right now was to pick Yaya up and then spank her b.u.t.t.  This little girl knew that he would not be able to answer the questions, that's why she agreed so quickly after seeing the lollipop.

These questions…..Were they questions humans could answer!!

Seeing the complacent Yaya and Ye Tian Xie who was grinding his teeth, Su Fei Fei finally could not keep watching.  She pulled on Ye Tian Xie's clothes and said in a small voice, ”Tian Xie, this little girl's questions…..Does it count if I answer them?”

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