Chapter 187 (2/2)
”Ya! Yaya will not start the countdown. There is only ten seconds. Ten…..Nine…..Eight…..Seven……”
Ye Tian Xie's hand was trembling as he finally gritted his teeth and quickly scribbled something on the paper. Finis.h.i.+ng in three seconds, he handed it back to Yaya.
Once bitten by a snake (One hears bird calls everywhere).
Yaya's body bent and she almost fell off the snowman.
Yaya was visibly angry as she shouted, ”Once bitten by the snake, one will fear ropes for ten years! This is something even a three year old would know! Big brother, you are so dumb! So dumb!! So dumb!!! You're super dumb! Incredibly dumb!!”
Ye Tian Xie: ”……”
It wasn't on purpose and he really did not know what the second phrase was.
Ye Tian Xie had never gone to elementary, middle, or high school……Everything that he had learned had come from ”her”. After meeting her, she had given him a family and taken care of him. She had been his teacher and taught him everything……
Out of all of Ye Tian Xie's studies, the worst was foreign languages and the second worst was chinese poetry.
For foreign languages, he only knew the twenty six characters. When she was with him, she had tried to accommodate everything with him. When he revealed that he did not like studying foreign languages and ancient poems, she gently no longer made him learn anything he did not want to learn. Moreover, not learning this did not have any influence on him, so she just taught him what he wanted to learn.
So when Ye Tian Xie finally entered university, it was also because of her. She had told him that not having a university life would make one's life unfulfilled because a lot of emotional and fabulous things happened on the campus and was something that could not be experienced anywhere else. So with the help of Zuo Po Jun, he had easily entered the prestigious Jing Hua University……
Only he had stayed at the university for two months because she had disappeared and it all became a part of the past.
Faced with this ”once bitten by a snake”, Ye Tian Xie desperately searched his brain for all the verses he knew, which of course was very little and picked one that seemed like it would fit…….So, Yaya's ancient poem was completely destroyed……
Once being bitten by a snake, one hears bird calls everywhere!
”Don't be angry little sister. Once being bitten by a snake, fearing ropes for ten years, this is a very easy question. I was just teasing you. Yaya is so cute and she's even cuter when she's smiling.” Ye Tian Xie revealed a smile as he spoke with a face that revealed no shame. Yaya, coping with a little girl like you is not easy!
Ye Tian Xie's words would have given a normal person gooseb.u.mps, but it had quite the effect on this little girl whose brain had not developed yet. Yaya was no longer angry and tilted her head to think before gently saying, ”I knew you were doing it on purpose. For this kind of simple question that even the dumbest person in the world could solve, if big brother really could not do it, then he would be dumber than even the dumbest person in the world.”
Ye Tian Xie: ”#￥%……..”
”Then, let's begin the quickest and most exciting question and answer period now. Big brother, the time has come to prove you are an intelligent person. You have to listen well!!”
Question and answer……Ye Tian Xie could not help having cold sweat cover his forehead.
Yaya blinked her eyes and then they lit up She excitedly shouted, ”Second question……If a watermelon and a coconut falls on your head, what will hurt more?”
”This question, it doesn't matter if it is the watermelon or the coconut, but rather it depends on which one is bigger. If the watermelon is bigger, the watermelon will hurt more. If the coconut is bigger, the coconut will hurt more.” Ye Tian Xie thought for half a second and then answered with a serious look on his face. After answering, he felt as if his own answer could not be anymore right. Even Einstein himself could not give a better answer.
”You're wrong! The thing that's in pain is not the watermelon or the coconut, but rather your head! Your head will be hurt and the watermelon and coconut will not be hurt! Big brother, you're so dumb!” Yaya raised her head and shouted.
Ye Tian Xie was stunned.
”The third question……” Yaya did not even give Ye Tian Xie any time to breath and then asked, ”A black kitty and a white kitty are good friends. One day, the white kitty fell into a black creek and turned black. What was the first thing the black kitty said when it saw it?”
Ye Tian Xie used his imagination and turned himself into the incarnation of the white cat. Putting himself into its place, he confidently said, ”It would say, Hi! Friend, you're much prettier now!”
”You're wrong!” Yaya opened her and shook her sparkling white little hands.
”Then what would it say?”
”It would definitely say 'Meow~~~' Because it wouldn't be able to talk!!”
Ye Tian Xie had tears streaming down his face.
”The fourth question……One day, the intelligent and cute Xiao Ming walked into an alley and saw a few gold coins and a large bone on the ground. Xiao Ming walked to the bone and ignored the gold coins, why is this?”
”Because the gold coins were fake.” Ye Tian Xie said in a serious manner.
”You're wrong!! Because Xiao Ming was a little dog!!”
Ye Tian Xie: ”……”
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