Part 2 (1/2)
”You really need to have this baby,” I said. ”You make far fewer death threats when there isn't a child inside you.”
She stepped back and placed her hands on her hips. ”If someone told me that killing you would get this baby out of me, I'd truly start looking for bullets. It would be hard raising two kids as a single parent. But right now, I'm willing to give it a shot to get this thing out of me.”
Ah, motherhood.
4.
Julianne took Carly over to the games and rides on the midway and I wandered back to the food stand just in time to see a large, yellow rental truck backing up toward the building. A toothpick-thin guy in a long red wig with horns poking from it and aviator shades guided the truck backward. A cigarette dangled from his lips as he waved a lazy hand at the building, then held it up to signal the truck to stop.
The driver's door swung open and a woman in her seventies hopped out. A tight Afro of gray curls sat on top of her head and thick, black, cat-eye-shaped gla.s.ses framed big brown eyes. She wore jeans with an elastic waist along with a Carriveau County Fair T-s.h.i.+rt and white running shoes.
She scowled at the guy in the red wig. ”Dang it, Bruce! Get outta the way!”
A befuddled Bruce held his hands out, wondering exactly what he was in the way of. She pushed past him and unlocked the latch on the back of the truck, sending the door up on its tracks. ”Now get this out of here, p.r.o.nto!”
Bruce's shoulders slumped and he pulled out the ramp in the truck. ”Yes, Mama.”
Mama yanked her walkie-talkie from her hip and muttered into it. She glanced around waiting for a reply when she spotted me and headed in my direction.
”I been wantin' to meet you,” she said, squinting at me. ”You're the Winters boy, aren't you?”
Boy? ”I'm Deuce, yes.”
She held out a bony hand. ”I'm Mama Biggs. Chairwoman of the fair board. I run the show around here. Your daddy used to work for the bank, right?”
So this was Matilda's mother. And that made Bruce Matilda's brother. I looked at the thin guy in the red wig and couldn't believe two people of such opposite builds could come from the same gene pool. I shook her hand and it was stronger than I expected. ”Pleasure. And, yes, he did.”
”That's what I thought.” She gestured at the truck. ”New freezer. On account of George bein' dead in the other one.”
”Right.”
Bruce backed up slowly with the freezer up on a dolly. It was identical to the other-stainless steel, upright, double doors with a ma.s.sive handle-and could hold a ton of meat, along with the body of an adult male.
”Now that all that yellow tape is gone, we can get back to business,” Mama said. She eyed me. ”Matilda said you were the one that found him.”
”That's right.”
”I ain't never seen a dead body before,” she said. ”Was he tough to get outta the freezer?”
”Uh, I didn't try to take him out. Generally, you don't want to disturb the victim before the authorities get to the scene.”
The walkie-talkie crackled and someone said something about mini-donuts.
Mama rolled her eyes and held the walkie-talkie up to her mouth. ”You tell Eugene that Mama says he either keeps the mini-donut shack open until midnight or I'll come push him in the deep fryer myself.”
”Roger that, Mama,” the voice said.
She shook her head. ”Every year, that dummy wants to close up early. I need a new donut guy.” She eyed me. ”You do donuts?”
”Make them? No. I just eat them.”
”Shame,” she said, pulling up on her jeans. ”All right, listen. You're one of them private detectives, right?”
”Yes, but . . .”
”And you got that midget as a partner? The bald one that sorta freaks everyone out?”
”Yes, but . . .”
”All right, then,” she said as if I wasn't even there. ”I'm gonna need you to figure out what happened with George. But you're gonna need to keep it quiet. You report only to me. I don't want no jabberin' about it to anyone.”
Bruce was struggling under the weight of the freezer, his steps wobbly and unsure as he backed down the ramp.
”Bruce, I swear to the good Lord,” she yelled. ”If you drop my new freezer, yours'll be the next dead body they find! And they won't have to look for it in a freezer!”
”Yes, Mama,” he groaned as he struggled to get it off the ramp.
”Now, I don't know what you charge,” Mama said to me. ”But the fair board will be happy to pay a reasonable fee. Nothing ridiculous and if you try to scam me, I'll find out and then you'll be in for it.”
”Ma'am, I can't . . . ,” I said.
”It's Mama, not ma'am,” she barked at me. ”Ma'am was my grandmother. So you just figure out what happened to old George and you let me know.”
”I think the police are handling it.”
She rolled her eyes again. ”Oh, well, isn't that peachy? We oughta know something right around never, then, right? Those clowns couldn't find a hot dog if you gave 'em the bun and the ketchup!”
Bruce finally made it off the ramp and Mama stomped over to it, picked it up, and slid it back into the base of the truck. She reached up and pulled the cord on the truck door and slammed it down, locking up the hitch.
She pointed at me as she yanked open the driver's door. ”Only me, Deuce Winters. You don't talk to no one else. Not that dim-witted son of mine, Bruce, not Matilda, not another soul.” She turned on the engine and the truck roared to life. She scowled at me. ”You hear me?”
Mama Biggs was already pulling away before I could even try to answer.
5.
I stepped over to where Bruce was struggling with the freezer and helped him balance it on the dolly before he was squashed beneath it.
”Thanks, man,” he said, the cigarette bobbing in his mouth. ”This sucker's heavy.”
I helped him maneuver it so that it was up against the back wall of the food stand's kitchen. We lowered it down easily and Bruce slipped the dolly out from under it, wiping streams of sweat off his face.