Part 20 (2/2)
”No stone unturned, eh?”
”None.”
”And has he found out yet----”
”That she's a mermaid? I don't believe he has. The pater went up to tell him. Of course, he was a bit out of breath and embarra.s.sed. And Chatteris cut him down. 'At least let me hear nothing against her,' he said. And the pater took that and came away. Good old pater. Eh?”
”And the aunts?”
”They're taking it in. Mainly they grasp the fact that he's going to jilt Adeline, just as he jilted the American girl. The mermaid side they seem to boggle at. Old people like that don't take to a new idea all at once. The Wampach ones are shocked--but curious. They don't believe for a moment she really is a mermaid, but they want to know all about it.
And the one down at the Pavilion simply said, 'Bos.h.!.+ How can she breathe under water? Tell me that, Mrs. Bunting. She's some sort of person you have picked up, I don't know how, but mermaid she _cannot_ be.' They'd be all tremendously down on the mater, I think, for picking her up, if it wasn't that they can't do without her help to bring Addy round again.
Pretty mess all round, eh?”
”I suppose the aunts will tell him?”
”What?”
”About the tail.”
”I suppose they will.”
”And what then?”
”Heaven knows! Just as likely they won't.”
My cousin meditated on the veranda tiles for a s.p.a.ce.
”It amuses me,” said Fred Bunting.
”Look here,” said my cousin Melville, ”what am I supposed to do? Why have I been asked to come?”
”I don't know. Stir it up a bit, I expect. Everybody do a bit--like the Christmas pudding.”
”But--” said Melville.
[Ill.u.s.tration: Adjusting the folds of his blanket to a greater dignity.]
”I've been bathing,” said Fred. ”n.o.body asked me to take a hand and I didn't. It won't be a good pudding without me, but there you are!
There's only one thing I can see to do----”
”It might be the right thing. What is it?”
”Punch Chatteris's head.”
”I don't see how that would help matters.”
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