Chapter 807 - Deep and poisonous love (2/2)

Ghost hadn’t eaten too many forbidden fruits, so her stomach hadn’t grown much. Her pain disappeared quickly after drinking some of the tear-infused water. She lay on the bed and quickly fell asleep. Duck Emperor’s stomach was huge, but the effects were obvious. After drinking the tears, its stomach shrank and eventually returned to what it was originally. The nauseous feeling that one got when pregnant disappeared instantly as well.

“Screw his grandpa duck. I’ve definitely kept my reputation and integrity. Thank you, god-damn brat.” Duck Emperor breathed a sigh of relief. If a male duck like it actually lay eggs, it was going to lose all the face that it even had to begin with.

“It’ll be great if you could stop creating trouble for me in the future.” Xiao Luo glared at it.

“Sure, you’re the big brother. I’ll listen to you from now on. Right, god-damn brat, I’m feeling very hungry, can you buy me some food?” Duck Emperor said while putting its pride down.

Xiao Luo wasn’t on bad terms with it and since this stinky duck had helped him quite a bit along the way, he asked in a not-so-nice tone, “What do you want to eat?”

“Grilled exotic beast legs!”

Duck Emperor’s saliva was dripping as it recalled their time in the forest, “The mythical fox’s hind legs taste the best when grilled under the campfire. It is tender with a crispy crust, fat but not greasy. It’s the best dish just thinking about it! God-damn brat, I’m sure the forest in Baiyue Nation has mythical foxes as well. Let’s catch one and grill it. Also, don’t make it too spicy, just a little will do.”

Xiao Luo’s face turned black in that instant. He gave Duck Emperor a good kick and sent it flying. Like a ball, it slammed into the wall in the room and fell onto the ground, screaming in pain.

How can you even think of grilled mythical fox now?

And just a little spicy? Do you want to go to heaven!

Xiao Luo was extremely angry. This stinky duck was ordering him around thinking it was his uncle, so of course he was pissed.

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The inn didn’t only provide lodging but provided food and drinks as well.

Xiao Luo didn’t head out. He directly ordered some food from the inn. The dishes he ordered were the inn’s specialties.

As the aroma of the dishes filled the room, Ghost, who was initially asleep woke up instantly. She then flew onto the table. Looking at all the food on the table, she excitedly said, “Wow, what a spread!”

After saying that, she picked up her chopsticks and bowl and began devouring the food without bothering about her own image.

“Little girl, be a little more cultured. A little more cultured. F*ck, screw his grandpa duck, I don’t care anymore.”

Duck Emperor told Ghost to be a little more cultured at first, but Ghost didn’t care, and looking at Ghost devouring all the food on the table, it began devouring all the food as well, gobbling down the food like hungry wolves fighting for food.

Xiao Luo was already used to this sort of scene. Besides being speechless and placing his hands on his forehead, all he could do was sigh.

Thankfully there was more than enough food in this inn. They called for more food as the food they originally had wasn’t enough and ended up calling three rounds of food in total before they filled up the young girl and duck’s stomach.

“Little girl, you sure can eat!” Duck Emperor rubbed its round stomach and burped while lying on the chair arrogantly.

“Duckling, you can really eat as well.” Ghost was completely full. She sat on the chair to rest, and didn’t felt like moving at all.

“I can’t eat as much as you can.”

“Tch, you can eat the most.”

“You ate the most.”

“You ate the most!”

Both of them tried to shirk responsibilities and weren’t willing to admit that they were the one who ate the most.