362 Seriously Bullshitting (2/2)
”Okay, Uncle, will explain to you then. If you were abducted, your mummy would have to search all around the world to find you, right?”
”Yes,” Su Xiaobei replied, nodding her head.
”So, if your mum goes looking for you, that would mean that she will not have time to star in movies, record albums, shoot commercials, or even post her status on Weibo. Do you know that your mummy has more than 70 million followers? If your mummy's fans don't get to see any of her new projects and receive any updates for a long time, what do you think will happen? Yes, they'll go crazy—and once that happens, they will lose heart to work, go on strikes, take to the streets in thousands and cause social disorder, you get me?” Su Canye spoke with absolute conviction, and Su Xiaobei was swayed, keeping her eyes on him and listening to every word he uttered. He carried on explaining, ”And, once our society is in unrest, the country will be in turmoil, and then our enemies will seize the opportunity to launch attacks on us. Once two countries get into a war, their allies will join in, then they'll be fighting all over the world, and finally, this will bring on the third world war. And, when some countries become desperate, they will be forced to use their nuclear weapons. If every country uses its nuclear weapons, Mother Earth will ultimately be destroyed, becoming a dust particle. As you can see, it's terrifying! So, for the sake of earth's safety, please do not get yourself abducted.”
Su Canye was spewing pure drivel—he was seriously bullshitting! But Su Xiaobei was soaking it all in, nodding her head solemnly and actually listening to every word.
As he drove and listened in, Xiao Luo thoroughly was amused. Su Canye's skills at churning out gibberish could match Zhang Dashan' s—the only difference was that with Zhang Dashan, it would come across as banter, while in Su Canye's case, he delivered his bullshit a lot more seriously.
”Ice Face, since you are already married to my sister, you should arrange a grand wedding reception. My sister may be a celebrity who has everything she wants, but she is also human. You can't be sloppy in matters as important as a marriage,” Su Canye said, suddenly switching the topic to Xiao Luo.
Xiao Luo only smiled and remained silent. This was one topic that he would not be expressing any opinion on. His marriage with Su Li wasn't mutually consensual, and not only did they not have an engagement, but even their marriage certificate was also applied through a third party, so, he'd gladly pass on having a wedding. Maybe one day, Su Li would meet a man who loved her, and they could then get a divorce and walk their own paths.
”At least my sister's foresight is pretty good, and she didn't choose that scumbag, Yang Hongzhi. I bumped into Yang Hongzhi several times in the nightclub, and he was hiding in a corner, throwing money to girls in exchange for their services—what a pure-bred pervert! Only my mum was stupid enough to be deceived by his appearance, think that he was an excellent man. How could she even allow herself to be convinced into drugging her own daughter with an aphrodisiac? It's fair to say that he's worse than a beast!”
Su Canye said a lot. He had learned about the incident from her mother. Although he found it ridiculous that his sister was married to an unsuccessful man from an entirely different social status, at least she wasn't ravaged by that beast, Yang Hongzhi.
”Just so you know, your sister and I will end our relationship one day,” Xiao Luo said.
Su Canye stayed silent for a moment then said, ”Perhaps you're right. She has a traditional mindset regarding this, but once she figures out that this marriage won't work, she will sever it herself. Anyway, from my point of view, you are not worthy of my sister, and for someone as excellent as her, I think only a few men in this country can match up to her.”
”You've thoughts are pretty profound, I must say,” Xiao Luo said, smiling derisively.
”Nah, not really… whatever that comes out of my mouth is nonsense. I say this one day and something else, the next. Sometimes, I don't even understand my own logic,” Su Canye replied.
”I can see that.”
Xiao Luo carried on driving without continuing the conversation as Su Canye was already chatting with Su Xiaobei and dishing out humorous jokes and brain teasers.
Su Canye was someone who couldn't rest his mouth. The cabin of the car was filled with Su Xiaobei's gleeful laughter.
Xiao Luo couldn't dislike someone that Su Xiaobei liked. On the contrary, he thought of Su Canye as a funny and talkative guy.
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