263 Grand Master (2/2)
Hu Shuiping dryly laughed twice and said in a soft voice by her ear, ”Old Zhang told us just now that Mengqi and Xiao Luo parted ways a long time ago. Mengqi had also confirmed it.”
”What? Xiao Luo and Mengqi parted...”
Tang Wantian was visibly surprised. Xiao Luo and Zhao Mengqi were a couple they were all optimistic about. They had promised to marry each other and spend their whole lives together during the graduation dinner, so why would they part ways? She realized that she had spoken inappropriately and hurriedly stopped herself. She looked at Xiao Luo with a questioning gazed.
Xiao Luo smiled and calmly said, ”Fate is difficult to understand. There are a lot of things that cannot be changed by sheer willpower.”
He casually brushed it aside with a sentence and didn't explain the reason behind their separation. It was better to show more respect for one's ex-lover.
Zhao Mengqi felt ashamed and grateful. She knew that Xiao Luo was trying to avoid embarrassing her. He was such a good man, so why did she get blinded and abandon him back then?
”You are right. Come, sit down. Waiter, you may serve the food now.”
Guo Qinghe smoothed things over. He didn't want to make the atmosphere of the gathering more awkward.
Zhang Dashan spoke up in agreement. ”Right, right, right. It's our class gathering today, so let's not talk about unhappy things. Let's talk more about happy memories.” He looked at Hu Shuiping. ”Ah Shui, you are more humorous, come, tell us a joke so everyone can have a laugh.”
”That is far from the truth. When it comes to telling jokes, you are the grandmaster in class. Who could possibly compete with you, Old Zhang?” Hu Shuiping gave a wave of his hand and admitted defeat willingly.
”Yeah, Old Zhang, you start first. We love your jokes the most.”
”I still remember the 'hehehe' joke you told. It really is a classic. I can remember it perfectly even now.”
”Yeah, chase after me. If you manage to catch me, I will make you go hehehe, hahaha...”
Recalling their times back in the university, everyone was cheerful. Laughter constantly rang out.
Guo Qinghe was also very happy. With a serious expression, he said, ”Dashan, everyone is praising you, just tell us one first!”
”Tell you all a joke?”
Zhang Dashan had been eager for the chance for a long time. He had barely suppressed his urge to tell a joke.
”Tell us!”
Everyone, be it men or women, clapped and cheered enthusiastically.
”OK, I will tell a joke.”
Zhang Dashan coughed twice and stood up. He cleared his throat and began speaking. ”It's about a married couple. The wife loves watching television dramas. One day, she says to the husband, 'Love, for so many years, you have been accompanying me and watching dramas with me. I know that it must have taken a lot of patience, and I shouldn't be so selfish. I won't watch my drama today, so you can do anything you want. Give me a chance to make you happy.'
Upon hearing so, the husband said, 'So, you know that I have been bored watching dramas with you every day for so many years, and you have finally succumbed to your conscience today. I see that you have been watching a lot of period dramas with words like 'your humble servant,''Your Majesty,' and all of those pedantic dialogues, right? I don't want you to do anything for me. I'll just give you a test.'
'Love, what do you want to test me about?'
The husband said, 'Just say a sentence to me. It must make me very happy but also make me very angry.'”
”Guess what the wife said?”
”Old Zhang, stop with the suspense,” Hu Shuiping said. ”If we could guess the punchline of your jokes, how would you still be the grandmaster of jokes in our class?”
”Yeah, tell us,” a young woman eagerly said. ”What on earth did she say to make her husband both happy and angry?”
Zhang Dashan took a sip of tea. In a moderate speed, he said, ”The wife said, 'Love, your cock is the largest among your friends.'”
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