125 Persist? How? (2/2)
Just then, Zhang Dashan, who had just unloaded a biological bomb in the toilet, pushed open the bathroom door. He said while zipping his pants, ”What boss, you f*ckheads? Xiao Luo is the boss of a company, not a gang. Don't you feel awkward calling him 'boss?' Besides, it's also really old-fashioned.”
Feng Wuhen awkwardly knitted his eyebrows and responded, ”Fine. Then, I think we'll stick with 'Brother Xiao.' It sounds more intimate that way.”
”Brother Xiao or Mr. Xiao will do,” Zhang Dashan replied, patting Feng Wuhen's shoulders.
”Dashan, since you're on break these next few days, I'll leave them with you. I'm going to the office,” Xiao Luo ordered then turned to leave. At the door, his footsteps halted, and he turned back around. ”Oh yeah,” he added, ”they've lost a lot of blood. Go and buy them some healthy food. Maybe get some for yourself, too. I mean, what would be so bad about having a chubby face but a body that's thin as f*ck? People looking at you from afar will think that your head is Photoshopped onto your body.”
Hearing Xiao Luo, Zhang Dashan felt like a thousand alpacas were galloping through his brain. Xia Luo could've stopped at 'go buy them some healthy food.' Why did he have to joke about his face? What a motherf*ker!
Nevertheless, Xiao Luo was already gone. Even if he wanted to, he didn't have anyone he could blow up at.
”Brother Zhang, we haven't eaten any good food in days. Please, buy us some meat,” said Feng Wuhan, drooling.
What the f*ck?
Is this how you talk to someone you barely know?!
Zhang Dashan didn't even want to mention how badly was he feeling. Being a nanny for five grown a*s men was going to literally send him over the edge.
He asked chillingly, ”Want some pig whips and bull whacks?”
”Sure, sure! My dad says that the groin is the most nutritious part of the animal.”
”Yeah, people's noses even bleed after eating them. How nutritious must they be?”
”If you could get us some elephant shlongs, that would be the best. We'll definitely become tigers after eating them!”
Xiaowu and the others were very excited. They'd heard that animal penises were rich in nutrition but hadn't tasted any before because of their notoriously strong flavor. They were literally inedible. But, given their current exceptional circumstances, they would eat whatever was nutritious without giving a rat's a*s about how it tasted.
Feng Wuhen was even more delighted when he heard this. He said to Zhang Dashan with a smile, ”Then, we'll be counting on you, Brother Zhang.”
What in Heavens' name?!!
Zhang Dashan felt the urge to go berserk. He thought: Can't you guys tell that I'm being sarcastic? Elephant shlongs? Why don't I buy an actual human p*ssy for you dummies to make some soup? Holy sh*tcakes!
”Seriously, you guys are even more shameless than me!”
He dropped that harsh sentence, put on his clothes, and went out to buy ingredients. Since Xiao Luo wanted him to take good care of these men, naturally, he would not treat them apathetically.
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”Mr. Xiao, I heard that you've asked Mr. Li to sue Chen Jianbai, the reporter who published the news about Luo's Workshop. Is that true?” Xu Guansong dove straight into the topic as soon as he entered Xiao Luo's office. He looked slightly flustered.
”Yes!” Xiao Luo put down the task in his hands and looked up at him, asking, ”Do you have a problem with that?”
”Of course not. If we win the lawsuit, then Luo's Workshop's reputation will be restored, and our previous customers will come back,” Xu Guansong said earnestly. ”But if we lose, our reputation will plummet. I heard that Chen Jianbai has mobilized all the reporters, and they are prepared to make a fuss if we lose the case.”
Xiao Luo smiled and said, ”He is very confident.”
”Of course, he is. He's got Taste Buds to back him up. Mr. Xiao, I think we should just let this go. Luo's Workshop can't bear another blow. Although we are still losing money, new customers are pouring in every single day. Many of our old customers have also ordered our mooncakes for their employees. As long as we persist, the bad days will definitely be behind us.”
”Persist? How?”
Xiao Luo couldn't agree with Xu Guansong's point of view. He said coldly, ”There are more than 500 workers at Luo's Workshop whose livelihoods depend on us. The finance department has reported a debt of four million. If this goes on, we will have to close down in two months. There are now only two paths before us. Live or die!”