3 Resignation (1/2)

Xiao Luo could not be bothered to find out who the doctors wanted to pin the blame on.

He was now completely immersed in the excitement of the Constitution of the King of Mercenaries brought about by the Genius System Without Equal. The iron railing of the hospital bed had been twisted and deformed by his bare hands. He had now thoroughly confirmed the very real existence of the system. This was not a hallucination produced after the concussion.

”'If one does not perish in a great disaster, blessings will surely follow'. The words of the ancients really don't lie, hahaha ...”

Xiao Luo could not suppress himself and laughed heartily. He felt as if he had woken up and found that he had turned into Superman who wore his red underpants on the outside and could fly in the sky. It was difficult to describe the excitement in words.

”Hey hey hey, Lao Xiao, what's up with you? Don't scare me. Why are you getting happy all by yourself in such a silly way?” Zhang Dashan clapped his hands in front of Xiao Luo's eyes, but he did not see how Xiao Luo had twisted the iron railing of the bed into a deformed shape.

Xiao Luo looked at his ex-college room-mate and buddy in front of him, he really wanted to tell him about the Genius System Without Equal.

But he thought better of it. It was better to keep this matter to himself. If he said it, he would only be treated like a lunatic by Zhang Dashan. After all, this was too ridiculous, who would believe that he had merged with the Genius System Without Equal from a parallel universe a hundred billion light years away?

”What are you looking at? I'm nothing to look at. Tell me, why are you lying in the hospital?” Zhang Dashan jabbed at Xiao Luo's chest with a finger, putting all his strength behind the motion.

”Ah.... disappointment in love!”

Xiao Luo sighed. He followed up with an account about how Zhao Mengqi broke up with him, after which, he drove his car at high speed in the suburbs late at night and ended up in a car accident.

After listening, Zhang Dashan sighed, ”F*ck me, you've really survived a great disaster!”

”Can't you understand the main point?” Xiao Luo rolled his eyes.

Zhang Dashan immediately scolded, ”The main point is bollocks. Zhao Mengqi is less than a fart. Breaking up with you is her loss. You are so outstanding. You even have an occipital bun at the back of your skull. The physiognomy books have said that this is a feature of an emperor. One day, sooner or later, you will become rich and powerful, when that time comes, the only thing left for Zhao Mengqi to do is to secretly cry by herself. ”

Xiao Luo did not know whether to laugh or cry. He patted Dashan's shoulder, ”Dashan, I really salute you for your skill at talking drivel. No one can beat you at this.”

”Get lost!”

Zhang Dashan waved his hand impatiently, and then said with a serious expression, ”By the way, do you feel any discomfort now? For example, do you feel like vomiting?”

”There's nothing wrong with me. I'm lucky this time, only the car was thrashed, I'm totally fine and can be discharged now,” Xiao Luo said.

”Lao Xiao, we can't brag about this, the body is an asset for revolution. You can't afford to be careless about it. If you have no money for treatment, I have. I don't have millions, but I can definitely come up with three to four thousand dollars for you.” With their relationship, Zhang Dashan was a straight-talker who did not hide things or beat about the bush.

”There's really no need for that!”

Xiao Luo immediately leaped from the bed. Not only did he jump three times on the floor, he also walked upside down to prove that his body was better.

Zhang Dashan's eyes widened, ”Oh my lord, when did you learn to walk upside down? You've hidden that skill so well.”

He now completely believed in his heart that there was no major issues with Xiao Luo's body.

”Ding! Congratulations. You've earned five points.”

Xiao Luo ignored the system notification and ended the handstand. He dusted his palms and said irritably to Zhang Dashan, ”So, according to what you've said, do I have to report to you even when I go to the bathroom?”

”I'm not interested in you going to the bathroom, but I would love to hear about it if you have sex with a girl. The more detailed the better, hehe.....” Zhang Dashan laughed in a vulgar way.

”F*ck your sister!”

”Bwahaha!”