Part 23 (1/2)
”Not on your life,” agreed Spike. ”Say, boss, he must have got a lot of plunks to be able to b.u.t.t in here. An' I know how he got dem, too. Dat's right. I comes from little old New York, meself.”
”Hush, Spike, this is scandal!”
”Sure,” said the Bowery boy doggedly, safely started now on his favorite subject. ”I knows, an' youse knows, boss. Gee! I wish I'd bin a cop. But I wasn't tall enough. Dey's de fellers wit' de big bank-rolls. Look at dis old McEachern. Money to boin a wet dog wit'
he's got, an' never a bit of woik fer it from de start to de finish.
An' look at me, boss.”
”I do, Spike, I do.”
”Look at me. Gittin' busy all de year round, woikin' to beat de band--”
”In prisons oft,” said Jimmy.
”Sure t'ing. An' chased all roun' de town. An' den what? Why, to de bad at de end of it all. Say, it's enough to make a feller--”
”Turn honest,” said Jimmy. ”That's it, Spike. Reform. You'll be glad some day.”
Spike seemed to be doubtful. He was silent for a moment, then, as if following up a train of thought, he said:
”Boss, dis is a fine big house.”
”I've seen worse.”
”Say, couldn't we--?”
”Spike!” said Jimmy, warningly.
”Well, couldn't we?” said Spike, doggedly. ”It ain't often youse b.u.t.ts into a dead-easy proposition like dis one. We shouldn't have to do a t'ing excep' git busy. De stuff's just lyin' about, boss.”
”I shouldn't wonder.”
”Aw, it's a waste to leave it.”
”Spike,” said Jimmy, ”I warned you of this. I begged you to be on your guard, to fight against your professional instincts. Be a man!
Crush them. Try and occupy your mind. Collect b.u.t.terflies.”
Spike shuffled in gloomy silence.
”'Member dose jools youse swiped from de d.u.c.h.ess?” he said, musingly.
”The dear d.u.c.h.ess!” murmured Jimmy. ”Ah, me!”
”An' de bank youse busted?”
”Those were happy days, Spike.”
”Gee!” said the Bowery boy. And then, after a pause: ”Dat was to de good,” he said, wistfully.