5 A free wish and 2 women (1/2)

The people sitting down were enraged

”Screw you!”

”Yeah, fuck you!”

”Leave, you unwanted turd!”

Celeron's Saiyan pride wouldn't allow this!

”Go away you peasants! I'll flippin' kill you!”

He released his aura making the crowd that surrounded him scream and run around into walls. Some people even peed themselves.

He grunted in satisfaction as he watched the plebs panic.

The receptionist was already shaking her boots... ”Uhm, s-s-sir! C-can you please s-sit down and wait for y-your turn?”

Celeron just look at her as his face scrunched ”No!” She slowly backed up to the wall from the intimidation, and a second later her eyes rolled back into her head as she fainted

”Huh, what the hell?! I'm sorry lady! Wake up, don't die!” He said shaking her.

Then, as if on cue to catch him in this crime scene that very much looked like an act of mass sexual assaulting, a calm, old voice sounded out ”What is going on here?”

Celeron looked at him and recognised him in an instant, with a crazed look on his face, he shouted ”AHHH, DR BRIEF, YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!!”

Dr Brief looked at the young boy of 13 years with a unknown sphere thing in his hands, Dr Brief's mouth slowly opened as he said ”so you're the culprit of this mass molestation, hm?”

”Huh? Hell no!”

And then after a 30 minute explanation of how he was an alien from another planet and how he would trade the space pod for a gravity chamber that could increase up to 500x Earth's gravity, he finally left, leaving behind the space pod and Capsule Corp which looked like a murder scene from all the people on the floor, (That's right! They still hadn't been helped!)

Celeron thought of what he should do next, he had to wait a couple of months for it to be finished, it wasn't easy creating a gravity machine!

He decided to go follow Goku's and Bulma's journey so he could steal the wish and also steal Bulma of course! He was going to wish for Eternal Youth!

(Eternal Youth in this story means a never-ending lifespan and he will always look 20!)

Celeron asked a passerby where Diablo Desert was. The person pointed out a direction. Celeron flew his way over there, after a while he reached it. Using his Ki sense, he found a few higher power levels than normal, they were making their way to the Mushroom Forest area, thats where pilaf's castle was!

He quickly teleported above them, they didn't even notice he was there! He wanted to go down now but would probably be mistaken as a bandit... he suddenly realised, he had a tail right? He could just con the plebs!

He gulped as he slowly landed, it was the first woman he would have in his harem!

He slowly landed, as he began running next to the car, easily keeping up. ”Yo, Kakarot!” In unison, they all looked at him. They all blinked rapidly, Bulma screamed ”EEK! WHAT THE HELL? Are you here to steal the final dragon ball?!”

The car suddenly stopped, as Oolong was flung out of the car, bouncing around like a pig-turned-basketball. Goku just stared at him ”hello!”, ”hello Kakarot! And no, I'm a good guy.”

”Huh? I'm not a carrot!”

”No, that's your Saiyan name. Kakarot.” Celeron said while showing him his tail.

”Ah, you have one of those too!” Goku exclaimed.

”I'm one of your race! You're from another planet, but you escaped when that planet had gotten destroyed by some really evil dude! You landed here in a space pod until your Grandpa Gohan found you.”

”Really? That's cool! But how do you know Grandpa Gohan?”

Celeron was just about to answer when everyone screamed, ”WHAT! Goku's an alien?!”