Chapter 3: Something Funny Is Going To Happen (2/2)

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Lian’er copied me, snorted and held her hands against her heart. ”Master, you are too greedy!”

I counted in a whisper, “First, I wish to eat greasy chicken every day, and secondly I wish that Master s.h.i.+fu would offer himself to me. Thirdly, I hope that there will be no quarrels between the Third Childe and the Forth Childe. Fourthly, I wish the Fifth Childe stop feeding me with decoction any more. Fifthly, I wish Tao the Second gives me some pocket money. Then I hope Lian’er is gentle to me...”

Lian’er interrupted me, ”Master, that’s way out of line!”

I squatted under the tree and drew circles under the ground. ”I know that you don't like me...”

Lian’er gave me a red ribbon and said, ”Only one wis.h.!.+”

Why was she so hard on me? I would rather have twenty coins, then my first wish would come true at once.

I felt depressed, troubled, and pulled my hair... (This habit would appear frequently in this novel…)

In the end, I wrote a wish: ”May all go well with me! May all my wishes come true! May I can do whatever I want…”

I stopped writing with satisfaction until the red ribbon was filled with words, and I looked up but Lian’er disappeared...

Did I crouch down so low that she couldn’t see me?

That made sense, we were easy to be separated since it was crowded here. I chuckled...

My b.u.t.t was accidentally kicked while I was thinking, and I fell forward in a very unpleasant and funny manner.

”Ouch...” I frowned and screamed. If the Childes in my family knew that someone dared to kick my b.u.t.t, he should not be able to sit on the bench for a lifetime. There was an unwritten rule in my family: Only family members were allowed to bully Master in the world, and the others were not.

At this moment, in general, a handsome man would come from the sky and reach out a white slender hand to me. He would say affectionately, ”Are you alright?”

Then I would hold his hand and stand up foolishly and shyly, running straight into his arms...

While the fact was that I was no longer young. Now I was full of resentment just as a dissatisfied wife that was in a mood to even curse the G.o.ds and Buddhas. I rubbed my b.u.t.t, stood up, and was pushed into the crowd, unaware of where I was going.

When I stopped, I finally knew where I was.

Right in front of me was the Triplet Pleasure-boat beside the river, where the most popular courtesan would be elected.

Something funny was going to happen!

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