33 *Title Hidden* (2/2)
As I kept looking at the girls which by the way can in no way be called stalking, Gildarts was starting to get slightly annoyed at being followed. Because right now he was finding a place to relieve himself and yet I was still following him. This gave me a great idea. I can just prevent him from taking care of his business until he completely snaps and agrees to fight me.
But, I underestimated his will power and finally his shamelessness. He held himself back for about two days until he finally couldn't. but instead of bursting out at me he shamelessly relieved himself right there and then while looking at me with a smug smile on his face.
I didn't like neither that smug face of his or the fact that my idea failed. So, I teleported a few snakes from the forest and put them on his body while he was in the middle of pissing. Well what was his reaction you might be thinking.
He froze. He rigidly, like a robot looked over his body which was holding on to a few snakes one of which he saw was heading towards his family jewels and he screamed his lungs out. And the fact that he had to stop midway also didn't help as his jewels were hurting. After he managed to get the snakes off he was holding onto his jewels while crouching and quickly ran towards a tree and without looking at me quickly emptied his tank before coming at me and lashed out.
”What the hell was that for? What would you have done if those snake had bitten me?” He was literally venting all his annoyance from the past few days with that as he looked like he was about to pop a vein.
”I didn't like the look you were giving me.” I replied as nonchalantly as possible while trying to hold my laughter from leaking out and displayed the most innocent face I could show.
In his view I had said that with a completely innocent face and a straight and honest reply which made his mouth twitch and I can see a few nerve appearing on his forehead. Good, good, I just need to give a final push.
”If you agree to fight me I would just leave after the fight. You are the one making this hard so I am just giving you your just desserts.” I finally proposed the condition for leaving him alone as I once again challenged him.
”Haah, look kid. It's not that I don't want to fight you but it's that I can't. you see when I met you at that mountain I had gotten myself injured after I went too hard on myself while training. It will take me some time before I will be able to fight again.” He stayed silent for a while and quickly calmed himself before looking at me seriously and then finally sighed.
”That's it? Why didn't you say so? You wasted so much of my time, you stupid old man!!” hearing what he said almost blew my fuse. If he had just told me then I would have healed him.
This damn idiot. I could have already finished my fight with him and fought with the second before going to meet my future wives by now. This dumbass kept me from my wives. Alright, this isn't just about testing myself or beating him up for Cana. It's about all the girls who are in the harem and the girls who will be in it in the future.
I quickly teleported us to a grassland where no one was around so that I could beat his ass for delaying me. He seemed to be sweating buckets while looking at my expression, haha you better be scared Gildarts cause I'm gonna beat you up so bad your mother won't recognize you. I healed him by using time and both of us got ready to fight without any useless words.
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