Part 4 (1/2)

The skipper looked at him in wrathful perplexity. ”You'd better have advice when we get to port, Jack,” he said at length; ”the last few weeks I've noticed you've been a bit strange in your manner. You go an'

show that 'ed of yours to a doctor.”

The mate grunted, and went on deck for sympathy, but, finding Miss Alsen in a mood far removed from sentiment, and not at all grateful, drew off whistling. Matters were in this state when the skipper appeared, wiping his mouth.

”I've put another portrait on the mantel-piece, Jack,” he said menacingly; ”it's the only other one I've got, an' I wish you to understand that if that only smells mustard, there'll be such a row in this 'ere s.h.i.+p that you won't be able to 'ear yourself speak for the noise.”

He moved off with dignity as his daughter, who had overheard the remark, came sidling up to the mate and smiled on him agreeably.

”He's put another portrait there,” she said softly.

”You'll find the mustard-pot in the cruet,” said the mate coldly.

Miss Alsen turned and watched her father as he went forward, and then, to the mate's surprise, went below without another word. A prey to curiosity, but too proud to make any overture, he compromised matters by going and standing near the companion.

”Mate!” said a stealthy whisper at the foot of the ladder.

The mate gazed calmly out to sea.

”Jack!” said the girl again, in a lower whisper than before.

The mate went hot all over, and at once descended. He found Miss Alsen, her eyes sparkling, with the mustard-pot in her left hand and the spoon in her right, executing a war-dance in front of the second portrait.

”Don't do it,” said the mate, in alarm.

”Why not?” she inquired, going within an inch of it.

”He'll think it's me,” said the mate.

”That's why I called you down here,” said she; ”you don't think I wanted you, do you?”

”You put that spoon down,” said the mate, who was by no means desirous of another interview with the skipper.

”Shan't!” said Miss Alsen.

The mate sprang at her, but she dodged round the table. He leaned over, and, catching her by the left arm, drew her towards him; then, with her flushed, laughing face close to his, he forgot everything else, and kissed her.

”Oh!” said Hetty indignantly.

”Will you give it to me now?” said the mate, trembling at his boldness.

”Take it,” said she. She leaned across the table, and, as the mate advanced, dabbed viciously at him with the spoon. Then she suddenly dropped both articles on the table and moved away, as the mate, startled by a footstep at the door, turned a flushed visage, ornamented with three streaks of mustard, on to the dumbfounded skipper.

”Sakes alive!” said that astonished mariner, as soon as he could speak; ”if he ain't a-mustarding his own face now-I never 'card of such a thing in all my life. Don't go near 'im, Hetty. Jack!”

”Well,” said the mate, wiping his smarting face with his handkerchief.

”You've never been took like this before?” queried the skipper anxiously.

”O'course not,” said the mortified mate.

”Don't you say o'course not to me,” said the other warmly, ”after behaving like this. A straight weskit's what you want. I'll go an' see old Ben about it. He's got an uncle in a 'sylum. You come up too, my girl.”