Chapter 9 (1/2)

The Mrs. Long San Who Performed Wedding Rites With a Pig

“Kill them all” these words were spoken very imposingly, Feng Ning even added a cutting gesture  to enhance the effect, Qin Ya Yin, dumbstruck, was unable to respond for a while. Qin Chang choked on his tea, coughing until he was almost out of breath.

Feng Ning was very satisfied with their response, she smiled sweetly and continued eating. Only Long San, who, not sure if he had been struck dumb by her ruckus or what, did not say anything, only looked at her.

Qin Ya Yin sitting on one side was dazed for a long time, finally she stammered: “Miss- Miss Feng really knows how to joke.” This could be considered as having tactfully mediated the situation.

Feng Ning’s mouth edged upward and flashed a mischievous smile towards her, impressed with her own imagination. Qin Chang seemingly regained his breath, only to find it more and more funny, looking at his sister, then looking at Feng Ning, he cheerfully laughed out loud: “Long San, where did you find such an interesting girl? ”

“Picked her up from the roadside.“ Long San answered seriously, eyeing Feng Ning scornfully.

Qin Chang laughed: “Where did you pick her up? I want one too.”

“Qin Gong Zi has many worries too? “ It was Feng Ning who asked.

Qin Chang moved to an upright sitting position, gave a light cough: “Look at me, these attractive looks, naturally I’m popular. ”

“Qin Gong Zi have you taken a wife yet?”

” I already have a wife.” Qin Chang found the question very interesting,  he raised the corners of his eyes, with a frivolous att.i.tude, waited for Feng Ning to continue.

Feng Ning seriously said: “Then Qin Gong Zi does not need to exhaust himself over picking up an a.s.sa.s.sin from the roadside, this heavy responsibility can be entrusted to your wife, definitely more useful than us a.s.sa.s.sins.”

Qin Chang glanced at Long San, seeing that he was not at all displeased with the teasing between Feng Ning and him, he could guess that this woman and him are actually not very close, thus he rea.s.suredly continued: “My wife is very delicate, cannot compare to the formidable Miss Feng, I fear she cannot handle so many. ”

Feng Ning lightly furrowed her brows, and held her chin pretending to ponder this dilemma: “Hahh, I originally didn’t want to teach you this trick, but since you are already in such a predicament, I had better tell you.” She slightly leaned over, in a very mysterious voice, she softly said,” Give Madame a large pair of scissors, if it is used appropriately, dealing with only one would suffice. ”

This time it was Qin Chang’s turn to be dumbstruck, unable to speak for long time, Qin Ya Yin sitting to one side did not understand, asked: “What does that mean?” Qin Chang at a loss to explain, finally stammered: “Miss- Miss Feng really knows how to joke.”

This time Long San could not remain unperturbed any longer, first he rubbed his forehead, then he began to eat, anything to keep him busy.

Although Qin Ya Yin did not understand the meaning of the joke, but seeing the situation, she knew it wasn’t anything good, at this point she had already recovered from her earlier shocked state, and started feeling indignant from being played with. “Brother, I think today is not a good time, let’s find another day to invite Long San alone, at that time there won’t be any undesirable people around so we can talk with ease.”

Feng Ning fiercely nodded her head: “These words are very true, only without unwanted people can we talk with ease. Well then, Qin Gong Zi and Miss Qin, take care.”Qin Ya Yin inwardly glared as she and Qin Chang bid farewell and left.

Just as the two people left, Feng Ning immediately stopped smiling, faced Long San and “hmph”ed three times, Long San said: “You still “hmph”, what kind of reckless words were you saying, what big pair of scissors? Is this something a woman should be saying? ”

Feng Ning loudly said: “Did you not see that he was flirting with me? You not only did not protect me, you’re even reproaching me.” Long San’s actual complaints hadn’t even been spoken yet, he only got one sentence in before Feng Ning made him choke it back, he was just about to start speaking, when Feng Ning threw her chopsticks: “I’m full, I want to go home. ”

Seeing her throw tantrums, Long San was also unhappy, he did not pay attention to her, the words he originally wanted to say were also left unsaid, and he continued to eat on his own. Feng Ning sat to one side glaring at him, and after a moment said, “Then I’m leaving.”

“Whatever you want. ”

Feng Ning stomped and stomped and really left, after a while she rushed back, said to Long San: “Give me some money. ”

“What for? ”

“To buy big scissors.”

“……” Long San was speechless, he has never met any woman who is this capable of letting people worry, he put down his chopsticks, was about to reprimand her, when Feng Ning made a face at him “I’m p.i.s.sed at you.” Turned and left again.

Long San stared at the door, thought for a while, then decided to continue eating his food. After he finished eating and drinking his fill, he walked out of Zhen Wei Lou, and saw Feng Ning hanging around nearby, he acted as if he did not see her, minding his own business and just walked ahead, Feng Ning saw him come out, and followed behind him.

Neither of them said anything, one walking in front and the other at the back, they walked for a stretch of time, Long San asked: “Did you buy the big scissors? ”

Feng Ning pouted and didn’t answer, she stole a glance at the toys she had bought that he was holding in his hands, she had left in a hurry and had forgotten them.

Long San asked again: “Aren’t you someone with a very unyielding character? You get angry as you like, you leave when you want, how come after such a long time, you’re still hanging around here? ”

“Hmph.” Feng Ning replied: “Naturally for important business. ”

Long San stopped walking and turned to face her, “Next time if you make a scene like that again, I will not take you out anymore.” Feng Ning bit her lips and turned her head, a face full of obstinacy. Long San stared at her waiting for her to answer, she had no choice, finally she turned her head back and said fumingly: ” Then for every day that I am your wife, you must protect me for one more day. If in the future you and I divorce, whether I live or die, naturally there’s no need for you to care, but while I’m still residing in the Long Residence, you can’t just let people bully me. ”

She only asked for this much, the emotion in her eyes were straightforward, her stare caused Long San’s heartbeat to quicken, he couldn’t help but nod and answer “Alright.” Feng Ning looked to see that he wasn’t bluffing, then finally smiled. She reached out to grab the things in his hands, and happily said: “We can consider this as having temporarily reconciled then.”

Long San returned her things and led her in the direction of the Long Residence. Feng Ning walked for a while, then asked: “Long San, did I used to be afraid of water? ”

“Should not have been afraid.”

” Should not have been? But you’re not sure?” Feng Ning said: “I just went and stood by the lakeside for a while, I will still feel dizzy, my arms and legs go weak, my heartbeat accelerates, I’m really afraid of water. ”