Part 17 (1/2)

”He holds himself like a duke and a peer of France,” said Mme. Vauquer.

”Are you going a-courting?” inquired Mlle. Michonneau.

”c.o.c.k-a-doodle-doo!” cried the artist.

”My compliments to my lady your wife,” from the _employe_ at the Museum.

”Your wife; have you a wife?” asked Poiret.

”Yes, in compartments, water-tight and floats, guaranteed fast color, all prices from twenty-five to forty sous, neat check patterns in the latest fas.h.i.+on and best taste, will wash, half-linen, half-cotton, half-wool; a certain cure for toothache and other complaints under the patronage of the Royal College of Physicians! children like it! a remedy for headache, indigestion, and all other diseases affecting the throat, eyes, and ears!” cried Vautrin, with a comical imitation of the volubility of a quack at a fair. ”And how much shall we say for this marvel, gentlemen? Twopence? No. Nothing of the sort. All that is left in stock after supplying the Great Mogul. All the crowned heads of Europe, including the Gr-r-rand Duke of Baden, have been anxious to get a sight of it. Walk up! walk up! gentlemen! Pay at the desk as you go in! Strike up the music there! Brooum, la, la, trinn! la, la, boum!

boum! Mister Clarinette, there you are out of tune!” he added gruffly; ”I will rap your knuckles for you!”

”Goodness! what an amusing man!” said Mme. Vauquer to Mme. Couture; ”I should never feel dull with him in the house.”

This burlesque of Vautrin's was the signal for an outburst of merriment, and under cover of jokes and laughter Eugene caught a glance from Mlle.

Taillefer; she had leaned over to say a few words in Mme. Couture's ear.

”The cab is at the door,” announced Sylvie.

”But where is he going to dine?” asked Bianchon.

”With Madame la Baronne de Nucingen.”

”M. Goriot's daughter,” said the law student.

At this, all eyes turned to the old vermicelli maker; he was gazing at Eugene with something like envy in his eyes.

Rastignac reached the house in the Rue Saint-Lazare, one of those many-windowed houses with a mean-looking portico and slender columns, which are considered the thing in Paris, a typical banker's house, decorated in the most ostentatious fas.h.i.+on; the walls lined with stucco, the landings of marble mosaic. Mme. de Nucingen was sitting in a little drawing-room; the room was painted in the Italian fas.h.i.+on, and decorated like a restaurant. The Baroness seemed depressed. The effort that she made to hide her feelings aroused Eugene's interest; it was plain that she was not playing a part. He had expected a little flutter of excitement at his coming, and he found her dispirited and sad. The disappointment piqued his vanity.

”My claim to your confidence is very small, madame,” he said, after rallying her on her abstracted mood; ”but if I am in the way, please tell me so frankly; I count on your good faith.”

”No, stay with me,” she said; ”I shall be all alone if you go. Nucingen is dining in town, and I do not want to be alone; I want to be taken out of myself.”

”But what is the matter?”

”You are the very last person whom I should tell,” she exclaimed.

”Then I am connected in some way in this secret. I wonder what it is?”

”Perhaps. Yet, no,” she went on; ”it is a domestic quarrel, which ought to be buried in the depths of the heart. I am very unhappy; did I not tell you so the day before yesterday? Golden chains are the heaviest of all fetters.”

When a woman tells a young man that she is very unhappy, and when the young man is clever, and well dressed, and has fifteen hundred francs lying idle in his pocket, he is sure to think as Eugene said, and he becomes a c.o.xcomb.

”What can you have left to wish for?” he answered. ”You are young, beautiful, beloved, and rich.”

”Do not let us talk of my affairs,” she said shaking her head mournfully. ”We will dine together _tete-a-tete_, and afterwards we will go to hear the most exquisite music. Am I to your taste?” she went on, rising and displaying her gown of white cashmere, covered with Persian designs in the most superb taste.

”I wish that you were altogether mine,” said Eugene; ”you are charming.”

”You would have a forlorn piece of property,” she said, smiling bitterly. ”There is nothing about me that betrays my wretchedness; and yet, in spite of appearances, I am in despair. I cannot sleep; my troubles have broken my night's rest; I shall grow ugly.”