27 Glitching Banter (1/2)
Feeling the surging strength course through his very being, Tianli felt that he had ascended to a new realm. His grat.i.tude to Guren increased and he immediately tested it out. Swinging his odachi in a steady but reserved manner, he watched in awe as the boulder shattered. He then stared at Guren in amazement. To have such strength but to not desire to conquer was quite a feat by itself.
Guren then signaled for Tianli to follow and the both of them left Yidong to go towards an isolated location which was free of spectators.
”I know you have many questions but instead of asking me, you should ask them”, Guren said which confused Tianli considerably.
”Ask who?”, he was about to say but was interrupted by something which shocked him.
[Holy Supremacy: A new member? Welcome.]
[Duke of Pride: Congratulations on joining the World Traverser's entourage]
[Soul Supremacy: I told you I'm not the World Traverser]
[Duke of Sloth: I have to agree. The World Traverser is an insult to our venerable one]
[Sword Sage: ...I must be hallucinating. Did he drug me?]
[Holy Supremacy: Sound out what you want to say in your mind or you'll start broadcasting your thoughts]
[Duke of Sloth: I must admit though the surge of strength is addicting]
[Holy Supremacy: That's what I thought as well]
[Duke of Pride: Speaking of addictions, please stop eating that dragon's bone marrow]
[Soul Supremacy: Why?]
[Duke of Pride: Do you know how hard it is to not be able to eat that thing? The smell is so enticing that I started contemplating suicide]
[Duke of Sloth: I agree. I demand a hearty meal as compensation]
[Holy Supremacy: I also demand compensation]
[Sword Sage: Why would you kill yourself over a smell?]
[Duke of Pride: I dare you to say that after being tortured by that d.a.m.ned scent]
[Soul Supremacy: Am I the Chef or the Leader? WTF]
[Duke of Sloth: Think of it this way. You can tame people through their stomachs]
[Holy Supremacy: I did not believe it was possible until I met him. After all, I fasted for years]
[Duke of Pride: Idyl, remember the Gourmet Glutton?]
[Duke of Sloth: Of course, it gained its amazing flavor through eating delicious food]
[Holy Supremacy: Are you wondering how Chef tastes like?]
[*%^$#!<: he=”” tastes=””>
[Holy Supremacy: ...]
[Sword Sage: I can't read that name]
[Duke of Pride: I knew it!]
[Duke of Sloth: How do you know? Which part?]
[*%^$#!: Not sharing! All parts belong to me]
[Soul Supremacy: Was that you, System?]
[System: The Romance Subsystem is acting up. Congratulations Host, you have been rated as Platinum 2 Meat. For your information, the Grades are Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Platinum with 1 as the lowest tier of the Grade while 10 being the Highest]
[Soul Supremacy: ...I'm not a piece of meat???]
Cascadea shuddered vehemently as if her greatest secret was revealed to the only person she did not want it to be revealed to.
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”Didn't you hear? A Sword Sage is holding a lecture, why are none of you attending?”, the rookie to the Sect exclaimed.
”A Sword Sage?”, one of his friends asked with eyes that betrayed great expectations.
”Wait. Is it the Sword Sage Guren?”, the Knight questioned warily.
The rookie nodded which caused his friends to frown.
”Then it's not worth it”, all of them said at the same time.
”Why? I thought Sword Sages were dragons amongst men”
In fact, Swordwielders had enough power to be considered heroes in worlds with lacking magic. If they were the one crusading the feeble demon lords in those worlds, it would likely take less than a month for the prophecy to be fulfilled, the demon lord slain, and the princess bedded.