Part 4 (1/2)

” 'And the Russian Hokas are no longer content to sit around strumming balalaikas and singing sad songs; they have elected a Czar and babble about the Third Rome. Over in the United States, Abolitionists are feverishly looking for slaves to set free-and beginning to get volunteer Uncle Tom types-while the Virginia Gentlemen talk of secession. In the South Sea, a King Kamehameha has appeared, and war clubs are replacing ukuleles, and I'm afraid they'll see use. It goes on and on around the globe, this sort of dangerous nonsense.

” 'What frightens me worst, and causes me to write this, is Napoleon.' ” Alex cleared his throat. ”You realize, Brob, that a Hoka can be perfectly sane and still claim he is Napoleon. Um-m. . . . 'He has displaced the King of France. He is organizing and equipping his Grand Army. Even after my experience of Hoka energy and enthusiasm, I am surprised at how fast the workshops in their country are producing weapons.

” 'Inevitably, those eighteenth-century British have gotten alarmed and are arming too. Their island is right across a strait from that continent, you remember. I might have been able to calm them down, except that lengthy biographies of humans who lived in that period have been circulating to inflame their imaginations. I was in London, trying to argue them out of it, and threatening to expose them to the ridicule of the galaxy. I couldn't think what else to do. The Hoka who calls himself the Duke of Wellington drew himself up to his full height, fixed me with a steel eye, and barked, ”Publish and be d.a.m.ned!”

” 'Oh, darling, I'm afraid! I think these playacting prophecies of wars to come will soon fulfill themselves. And once Hokas actually start getting maimed and killed-well, I believe you'll agree that they'll go berserk, as bad as ever our species was in the past, and the whole planet will be drenched in blood.

” 'Alex, could you possibly return?' ”

The man's voice broke. He stuffed the letter back into his pocket and dabbed at his eyes. ”You see I've got to go,” he said.

”Do you expect that you can accomplish anything?” Brob asked, as softly as he was able.

Alex gulped. ”I've got to try.”

”But you are compelled to remain here on Earth, waiting for the unpredictable moment at which you will be called upon to justify your actions as plenipotentiary and urge the upgrading of your wards.”

”That's no good if meanwhile everything else I'm responsible for goes down the drain. In fact, a horror like that would throw the whole system of guidance for backward worlds into question. It could open the way for old-fas.h.i.+oned imperialism and exploitation of them.”

”If you departed for Toka,” Brob said, ”the Kratch would doubtless seize that opportunity to bring up the matter of your stewards.h.i.+p-when you are not present to defend yourself-and win custody of the planet for one of their own, who could then work toward the end of discrediting the present protective laws, as you suggest.” He made a sign. ”If this hypothesis maligns the motives of the Kratch, I apologize and abase myself.”

”You needn't, I'm sure.” Alex leaned forward. His index finger prodded Brob's mountainous chest. ”I've been collecting information about them. Their government is totalitarian, and has expansionist ambitions. It's been engaged in all sorts of shenanigans-which have been hushed up by nice-nelly types in the League who hope that if you ignore a villain he'll go away. This whole thing on Toka can't be simple coincidence. It's too well orchestrated. The likelihood of war arises precisely when I can't be on hand-Do you see?”

”What then do you propose?” asked Brob, calm as ever.

”Why, this,” Alex said. ”Look. Toka's a backwater. No pa.s.senger liners call there. If I left on my official s.h.i.+p, it would be known; I need clearance for departure, and the Kratch must have somebody keeping watch on this port. They'd immediately move to get their accusations onto the floor, and probably have their agents do their best to hasten the debacle on Toka. But if they don't know I've gone-if they a.s.sume I'm hanging around waiting and drinking too much as I have been-they'll let matters continue to ripen while they continue to stall. And maybe I can do something about the whole miserable affair. Do you see?”

Brob nodded. ”I believe I do,” he answered. ”You wish me to furnish clandestine transportation.”

”I don't know who else can,” Alex pleaded. ”As for payment, well, I have discretionary funds in my exchequer, and if I can get this mess straightened out-”

Brob swept an arm in a grand gesture which smashed the tea table. ”Oh, dear,” he murmured- and then, almost briskly: ”Say no more. We need not discuss cra.s.s cash. I will tell my broker that I have lost patience and am departing empty. Your task will be to smuggle yourself and your rations aboard. Do you not prefer ham sandwiches?”

Despite its down-at-heels appearance, the Thousand-Year Bird was a speedster, power-plant equal to a dreadnaught's and superlight drive as finely tuned as an express courier's. It made the pa.s.sage from Sol to Brackney's Star in scarcely more than a week. Alex supposed that Brobdingnagians had an innate talent for that kind of engineering; or maybe it was just that they could work on a nuclear reactor as casually as a human could tinker with an aircar engine, and thus acquired a knack for it.

Quite aside from the crisis, Alex had reason to be glad of such a high pseudovelocity. It wasn't so much that Brob, profusely apologizing, kept the artificial gravity at that of his home world. His health required a spell of this, in between his long stay on Earth and his prospective stay on Toka. Given a daily dose of baryol, Alex could tolerate the condition for a while, though soon his lean frame grew stiff and sore under its weight of 240 kilos and he spent most of the time stretched out on an enormous bunk. The real trouble was that Brob, having little else to do under way, spent most of same time keeping him company and trying to cheer him up; and Brob's bedside manner left something to be desired.

The alien's intentions were of the kindliest. His race had no natural enemies even on its own planet; if he chose, he could have pulled apart the collapsed metal armor of a warcraft, rather like a man ripping a newsfax sheet in half. Hence he had no reason not to be full of love for all life forms, and-while he knew from experience that it was not always true-his tendency was to a.s.sume that all of them felt likewise.

After a few sermons on the moral necessity of giving the Kratch the benefit of the doubt, since they were probably only misguided, Alex lost his temper. ”You'll find out different when they bring an end to a hundred years of peace!” he yelled. ”Let me alone about it, will you?”

An apologetic quiver went through the hull. ”Forgive me,” Brob said. ”I am sorry. I didn't mean to raise thoughts you must find painful. Shall we discuss flower arrangements?”

”Oh, no, not that again! Tell me about some more of your adventures.”

The 'sponder burbled, which perhaps corresponded to a sigh. ”Actually, I have had few. For the most part I have simply plodded among the stars, returning home to my little wife and our young ones, where we cultivate our garden and engage in various activities for civic betterment. Of course, I have seen remarkable sights on my travels, but you don't appreciate how outstanding among them are those of Earth. Why, in Kyoto I found a garden which absolutely inspired me. I am certain my wife will agree that we must remodel ours along similar lines. And an arrangement of our very own glowbranch, ion weed, and lightning blossoms would-” Brob was off afresh on his favorite subject.

Alex composed his soul in patience. The Hokas had given him plenty of practice at that.

The s.h.i.+p set down on Mixumaxu s.p.a.ceport, Brob turned off the interior fields, and suddenly Alex was under blessed Terrestrial-like weight again. Whooping, he sprang from his bunk, landed on the deck, and collapsed as if his legs had turned to boiled spaghetti.

”Dear me,” said his companion. ”Your system must be more exhausted than we realized. How I regret the necessity I was under. Let me offer you a.s.sistance.” Reaching down, he took a fold of the man's tunic between thumb and forefinger, lifted him daintily, and bore him off to the airlock, not noticing that Alex's feet dangled several centimeters in the air.

After taking parking orbit around the planet, he had radioed for permission to land. He had mentioned that the plenipotentiary was aboard, but forgotten to say anything about himself; and n.o.body on Toka had heard about his race, whose trade lanes did not bring them into this sector. Thus the ground crew who had brought the ramp, and Tanni who had sped from her home, were treated to the sight of their man feebly asprawl in the grip of a leering, blue-furred ogre.

A native security guard whipped out a pistol. ”Hold still, sir!” he squeaked. ”I'll kill that monster for you.”

”No, no, don't shoot,” Alex managed to croak.

”Why not?”

”Well, in the first place,” said Alex, making his tone as reasonable as possible under the circ.u.mstances, ”he wouldn't notice. But mainly, he's a good person, and-and-Hi, there, honey.”

The ramp, which had not been constructed for the likes of Brob, s.h.i.+vered and buckled as he descended, but somehow he made it safely. Meanwhile Alex thought the poison must have spread far and deep, if a Hoka-in sophisticated Mixumaxu, at that-was so quick to resort to a lethal weapon.

Tanni's pa.s.sionate embrace proved remarkably restorative. He wished they could go home, just the two of them, at once, before the children got back from school. However, politeness required that they invite Brob to come along, and when they were at the house, Alex's fears resurged and he demanded an account of the latest developments.

Woe clouded Tanni's loveliness. ”Worse every day,” she answered. ”Especially in Europe-our Europe, I mean,” she added to Brob, ”though don't confuse it with that Europe that the ex-cowboys in what used to be Montana have-Never mind.” She drew breath and started over: ”Napoleon's filled the French Hokas with dreams of la gloire, and the German Hokas are flocking to become his grenadiers-except in Prussia, where I've heard about a General Blucher-and three days ago, the Grand Army invaded Spain. You see, Napoleon wants to give the Spanish throne to his cousin Claud. That's caused the British Hokas-the British circa 1800 A.D., that is-thank G.o.d, so far the Victorian British on their own island have kept their senses, maybe because of Sherlock Holmes-anyway, yesterday they declared war, and are raising a fleet and an army of their own for a Peninsular campaign. And we won't even be able to handle the matter discreetly. I got hold of Leopold Ormen by phone and begged him to clear his stories with me, but he refused-insisted on his right of a free press, and in such a gloating way, too. . . . I'd taken him for a nice man, but-” Her voice broke. She huddled down in her chair and covered her face.

”Leopold Ormen? The journalist?” inquired Alex. ”What's this?”

Tanni explained, adding that the man had since gone elsewhere, quite out of contact.

Alex cursed. ”As if we didn't have troubles enough!” Suspicion struck fangs into his spirit. ”Could his presence here be simple coincidence? I wonder. I wonder very much.”

”Do you imply that Mr. Ormen may have stirred up this imbroglio?” asked Brob, appalled. ”If so, and if you are correct, I fear he is no gentlebeing.”

Alex sprang from his seat and paced. ”Well, he can scarcely have accomplished everything alone,” he thought aloud. ”But he can sure have helped a lot to get it started, flitting freely around with the prestige of being a human, and that glib manner I recall from his broadcasts. . . . Don't cry, darling.”

”I shan't,” Brob said. ”My species does not produce tears. However, I am deeply moved by your expression of affection.”

Tanni had not begun sobbing. That was not her way. Grimly, she raised her glance and said, ”Okay, he tricked me. At least, we've sufficient grounds for suspicion to order his arrest. Though he has his own flyer and could be anywhere on the planet.”

Alex continued to prowl the carpet. ”I doubt that that would be any use at this stage,” he responded. ”Arresting him, I mean. Unless we had absolute proof that he was engaged in subversion, which we don't, we'd lay ourselves open to countercharges of suppression. Besides, our first duty is not to save our reputations, but to prevent bloodshed.”

He struck fist in palm, again and again. ”How could matters have gotten so out of hand, so fast?” he wondered. ”Even for Hokas, this is extreme, and it's happened d.a.m.n near overnight. Around the globe, too, you tell me, the Napoleon business is just the most immediate danger. Somebody, some group, must be at work, propagandizing, offering evil advice. They wouldn't have to be humans, either. Hokas would be ready to believe whatever they heard from members of any technologically advanced society. In fact, humans have gotten to be rather old hat. Somebody different, exotic, would have more glamour, and find it easier to mislead them.”

”Yes, I've thought along the same lines, dear,” Tanni said. ”Naturally, I forbade the French to mobilize, but the only reply I got was something about the Old Guard dies, it does not surrender. The British-well, they ignored my countermanding of their declaration of war, but I don't think they have been directly subverted. They're simply reacting as one would expect them to.”

Alex nodded. ”That sounds likely. The enemy can't have agents everywhere. That'd be too conspicuous, and give too many chances for something to go wrong. A few operatives, in key areas, are better.”

He stopped in midstride, tugged his chin, rumpled his hair, and decided: ”Britain is the place to start, then. I'm off to see what I can do. After all, I am their plenipotentiary, whom they've known for years, and if I appear in person, they'll at least listen to me.”

”Shall I accompany you?” offered Brob. ”On Toka I am, if not glamorous, surely exotic. Thus my presence may lend weight.”