Part 23 (1/2)

”Borrow!” replied I, not much liking the idea; ”they will never lend me money.”

”Won't they?” replied the major; ”no fear of that. Your signature, and my introduction, will be quite sufficient.”

”We had better try to do without it, major; I do not much like it.”

”Well, if we can, we will; but I have not fifty pounds left in my desk; how much have you?”

”About twenty,” replied I, in despair at this intelligence; ”but I think there is a small sum left at the banker's; I will go and see.” I took up my hat and set off, to ascertain what funds we might have in store.

PART TWO, CHAPTER FOUR.

I AM OVER HEAD AND EARS IN TROUBLE ABOUT A LADY'S EAR-RING--COMMIT MYSELF SADLY, AND AM VERY NEARLY COMMITTED.

I must say, that I was much annoyed at this intelligence. The money-lenders would not be satisfied unless they knew where my estates were, and had examined the will at Doctors' Commons; then all would be exposed to the major, and I should be considered by him as an impostor.

I walked down Pall Mall in a very unhappy mood, so deep in thought, that I ran against a lady, who was stepping out of her carriage at a fas.h.i.+onable shop. She turned round, and I was making my best apologies to a very handsome woman, when her ear-rings caught my attention. They were of alternate coral and gold, and the facsimile in make to the chain given by Nattee to Fleta. During my last visit, I had often had the chain in my hand, and particularly marked the workmans.h.i.+p. To make more sure, I followed her into the shop, and stood behind her, carefully examining them, as she looked over a quant.i.ty of laces. There could be no doubt. I waited till the lady rose to go away, and then addressed the shopman, asking the lady's name. He did not know--she was a stranger; but perhaps Mr H--, the master, did, and he went back to answer the question. Mr H-- being at that moment busy, the man stayed so long, that I heard the carriage drive off. Fearful of losing sight of the lady, I took to my heels, and ran out of the shop. My sudden flight from the counter, covered with lace, made them imagine that I had stolen some, and they cried out, ”Stop thief,” as loud as they could, springing over the counter, and pursuing me as I pursued the carriage, which was driven at a rapid pace. A man perceiving me running, and others, without their hats, following, with the cries of ”Stop thief,”

put out his leg, and I fell on the pavement, the blood rus.h.i.+ng in torrents from my nose. I was seized, roughly handled, and again handed over to the police, who carried me before the same magistrate in Marlborough Street.

”What is this?” demanded the magistrate.

”A shoplifter, you wors.h.i.+p.”

”I am not, sir,” replied I; ”you know me well enough, I am Mr Newland.”

”Mr Newland!” replied the magistrate, suspiciously; ”this is strange, a second time to appear before me upon such a charge.”

”And just as innocent as before, sir.”

”You'll excuse me, sir, but I must have my suspicions this time. Where is the evidence?”

The people of the shop then came forward, and stated what had occurred.

”Let him be searched,” said the magistrate.

I was searched, but nothing was found upon me. ”Are you satisfied now, sir?” inquired I.

”By no means. Let the people go back and look over their laces, and see if any are missing; in the mean time I shall detain you, for it is very easy to get rid of a small article, such as lace, when you are caught.”

The men went away, and I wrote a note to Major Carbonnell, requesting his attendance. He arrived at the same time as the shopman, and I told him what had happened. The shopman declared that the stock was not correct; as far as they could judge, there were two pieces of lace missing.

”If so, I did not take them,” replied I.

”Upon my honour, Mr B--,” said the major, to the magistrate, ”it is very hard for a gentleman to be treated in this manner. This is the second time that I have been sent for to vouch for his respectability.”

”Very true, sir,” replied the magistrate; ”but allow me to ask Mr Newland, as he calls himself, what induced him to follow a lady into the shop?”

”Her ear-rings,” replied I.

”Her ear-rings! why, sir, the last time you were brought before me, you said it was after a gentleman's nose--now it appears you were attracted by a lady's ears; and pray, sir, what induced you to run out of the shop?”