Part 20 (1/2)
”Depend upon it, Carbonnell, I never will marry without fortune.”
”I did not know that I had schooled you so well: be it so--it is but fair that you should expect it; and it shall be an item in the match, if I have anything to do with it.”
”But why are you so anxious that I should marry, Carbonnell?”
”Because I think you will, in all probability, avoid the gaming-table, which I should have taken you to myself had you been in possession of your fortune when I first knew you, and have had my share of your plucking; but now I do know you, I have that affection for you that I think it better you should not lose your all; for observe, Newland, my share of your spoliation would not be more than what I have, and may still receive, from you; and if you marry and settle down, there will always be a good house and a good table for me, as long as I find favour with your wife; and, at all events, a friend in need, that I feel convinced of. So now you have my reasons; some smack of the disinterestedness of former days, others of my present worldliness; you may believe which you please.” And the major laughed as he finished his speech.
”Carbonnell,” replied I, ”I will believe that the better feelings predominate--that the world has made you what you are; and that had you not been ruined by the world, you would have been disinterested and generous; even now, your real nature often gains the ascendency, and I am sure that in all that you have done, which is not defensible, your poverty, and not your will, has consented. Now, blunted by habit and time, the suggestions of conscience do not often give you any uneasiness.”
”You are very right, my dear fellow,” replied the major; ”and in having a better opinion of me than the world in general, you do me, I trust, no more than justice. I will not squander _your_ fortune, when you come to it, if I can help it; and you'll allow that's a very handsome promise on my part.”
”I'll defy you to squander my fortune,” replied I, laughing.
”Nay, don't defy me, Newland, for if you do, you'll put me on my mettle.
Above all, don't lay me a bet, for that will be still more dangerous.
We have only spent about four hundred of the thousand since we have lived together, which I consider highly economical. What do you say, shall we go to Cheltenham? You will find plenty of Irish girls, looking out for husbands, who will give you a warm reception.”
”I hate your fortune and establishment hunters,” replied I.
”I grant that they are looking out for a good match, so are all the world; but let me do them justice. Although, if you proposed, in three days they would accept you; yet once married, they make the very best wives in the world. But recollect we must go somewhere; and I think Cheltenham is as good a place as any other. I do not mean for a wife, but--it will suit my own views.”
This last observation decided me, and in a few days we were at Cheltenham; and having made our appearance at the rooms, were soon in the vortex of society. ”Newland,” said Carbonnell, ”I dare say you find time hang rather heavy in this monotonous place.”
”Not at all,” replied I; ”what with dining out, dancing, and promenading, I do very well.”
”But we must do better. Tell me, are you a good hand at whist?”
”Not by any means. Indeed, I hardly know the game.”
”It is a fas.h.i.+onable and necessary accomplishment. I must make you master of it, and our mornings shall be dedicated to the work.”
”Agreed,” replied I, and from that day, every morning after breakfast till four o'clock, the major and I were shut up, playing two dummies under his instruction. Adept as he was, I very soon learnt all the finesse and beauty of the game.
”You will do now, Newland,” said the major one morning, tossing the cards away. ”Recollect, if you are asked to play, and I have agreed, do not refuse; but we must always play against each other.”
”I don't see what we shall gain by that,” replied I: ”for if I win, you'll lose.”
”Never do you mind that; only follow my injunctions, and play as high as they choose. We only stay here three weeks longer, and must make the most of our time.”
I confess I was quite puzzled at what might be the major's intentions; but that night we sauntered into the club. Not having made our appearance before, we were considered as new hands by those who did not know the major, and were immediately requested to make up a game. ”Upon my word, gentlemen, in the first place, I play very badly,” replied the major; ”and in the next,” continued he, laughing, ”if I lose, I never shall pay you, for I'm cleaned out.”
The way in which the major said this only excited a smile; he was not believed, and I was also requested to take a hand. ”I'll not play with the major,” observed I, ”for he plays badly, and has bad luck into the bargain; I might as well lay my money down on the table.”
This was agreed to by the other parties, and we sat down. The first rubber of short whist was won by the major and his partner: with the bets it amounted to eighteen pounds. I pulled out my purse to pay the major; but he refused, saying, ”No, Newland, pay my partner; and with you, sir,” said he, addressing my partner, ”I will allow the debt to remain until we rise from the table. Newland, we are not going to let you off yet, I can tell you.”
I paid my eighteen pounds, and we recommenced. Although his partner did not perhaps observe it, for he was but an indifferent player, or if he did observe it, had the politeness not to say anything, the major now played very badly. He lost three rubbers one after another, and, with bets and stakes, they amounted to one hundred and forty pounds. At the end of the last rubber he threw up the cards, exclaiming against his luck, and declaring that he would play no more. ”How are we now, sir?”
said he to my partner.