Part 17 (1/2)

”Well, I shall take it; but recollect,” continued the major, ”I tell you honestly I never shall pay you.”

The jeweller smiled, bowed, and laughed; the major threw the chain round his neck, and we quitted the shop.

”At all events, major, they appear not to believe your word in that shop.”

”My dear fellow, that's their own fault, not mine. I tell them honestly I never will pay them; and you may depend upon it, I intend most sacredly to keep my word. I never do pay anybody, for the best of all possible reasons, I have no money; but then I do them a service--I make them fas.h.i.+onable, and they know it.”

”What debts do you pay then, major?”

”Let me think--that requires consideration. Oh! I pay my washerwoman.”

”Don't you pay your debts of honour?”

”Debts of honour! why I'll tell you the truth; for I know that we shall hunt in couples. If I win I take the money: but if I lose--why then I forget to pay; and I always tell them so before I sit down to the table.

If they won't believe me, it's not my fault. But what's the hour?

Come, I must make a few calls, and will introduce you.”

We sauntered on to Grosvenor Square, knocked, and were admitted into a large, elegantly-furnished mansion. The footman announced us--”My dear Lady Maelstrom, allow me the honour of introducing to you my very particular friend, Mr Newland, consigned to my charge by my Lord Windermear during his absence. He has just arrived from the Continent, where he has been making the grand tour.”

Her ladys.h.i.+p honoured me with a smile. ”By-the-by, major, that reminds me--do me the favour to come to the window. Excuse us one moment, Mr Newland.”

The major and Lady Maelstrom walked to the window and exchanged a few sentences, and then returned. Her ladys.h.i.+p holding up her finger, and saying to him as they came towards me, ”Promise me now that you won't forget.”

”Your ladys.h.i.+p's slightest wishes are to me imperative commands,”

replied the major, with a graceful bow.

In a quarter of an hour, during which the conversation was animated, we rose to take our leave, when her ladys.h.i.+p came up to me, and offering her hand said, ”Mr Newland, the friends.h.i.+p of Lord Windermear, and the introduction of Major Carbonnell, are more than sufficient to induce me to put your name down on my visiting list. I trust I shall see a great deal of you, and that we shall be great friends.”

I bowed to this handsome announcement, and we retired. As soon as we were out in the square, the major observed, ”You saw her take me on one side--it was to _pump_. She has no daughters, but about fifty nieces, and match-making is her delight. I told her that I would stake my honour upon your possessing ten thousand a year; how much more I could not say. I was not far wrong, was I?”

I laughed. ”What I may be worth, major, I really cannot say; but I trust that the event will prove that you are not far wrong. Say no more, my dear fellow.”

”I understand--you are not yet of age--of course, have not yet come into possession of your fortune.”

”That is exactly the case, major. I am now but little more than nineteen.”

”You look older; but there is no getting over baptismal registries with the executors. Newland, you must content yourself for the two next years in playing Moses, and only peep at the promised land.”

We made two or three more calls and then returned to Saint James's Street. ”Where shall we go now? By-the-by, don't you want to go to your banker's?”

”I will just stroll down with you, and see if they have paid any money in,” replied I, carelessly.

We called at Drummond's, and I asked them if there was any money paid into the credit of Mr Newland.

”Yes, sir,” replied one of the clerks: ”there is one thousand pounds paid in yesterday.”

”Very good,” replied I.

”How much do you wish to draw for?” inquired the major.