Chapter 94 (1/2)
取り敢えず建国した俺は暇を潰すため敢えて炎上する事にした。
The 11 people have got up on the stage.
The theater announcer riles up the crowd.
“Houuu… My stomach started to hurt…”
Airi’s holds her stomach and her ears droop fretting.
I guess she got affected by the crowd.
“By the way”
“Wuht?”
Beside me is a red haired yankee glaring at me.
“… Why are you feeling my b.u.t.t without my consent?”
“Cuz there’s a b.u.t.t”
“… I can’t even…”
I pinch his hand with all my might.
Stupid Deborg holds his scream enduring the pain.
One day this idiot will be arrested.
“Hmmn… Do you like Kazuto’s b.u.t.t more than mine…”
For some reason there’s a prost.i.tute who’d like this, I mean Lumeria the 《Dream Sorcerer》.
“So Kazuto prefers guys like Deborg… I’m a bit shocked”
“How the heck did it progress to that…”
Yuuri’s face is overcome with shadow however it’s still refres.h.i.+ng.
Deborg and Yuuri, they’re like 《fire》 and 《water》, however this is all based on my selfish judgement of their appearance.
“Nice a.s.s”
“Stop touching it!”
The umpire looks at us with doubt.
I didn’t see it this time but next time I’ll bore my nails to his hand.
Rather, should I remove 2 fingers or 3.
If I do that maybe he won’t do it ever again…
“Touch my b.u.t.t――”
“Airi shut up!”
“Houuu…”
I hate this.
Why am I surrounded by people with weird habits….
…
I think I know why Ruru and Tao say their catchphrase…
『――Without further ado! Let’s start the final battle of the 11 chosen warriors!』
The theater announcer declare and leaves the crowd pumped up.
(…Now then, let’s win this, get the money and formally meet with Erinu…)
And maybe call Ruru and Tao, it’s not for something urgent so I won’t use the 《magic letter》.
“All right”
I fill myself with spirit and head upstage.
My first match then starts.
“Haa….”
“Whuzzat sigh for”
The red haired yankee prepares himself to come at me.
Deborg Hazard, if I were to be honest then he’s no threat.
『We have a great match for our first fight! The preliminary top 1 and the possessor of seed rights, Kazuto VS Tentative ranking top 3 Deborg Hazaaaaaaard!!』
The crowd goes wild.
This is great.
It seems like no one has noticed that I’m 『Kazuha Axeplant』.
To think that they wouldn’t notice if I lengthen my hair and wear an eyepatch…
I really am good at this disguising stuff…
“(Hey… That 《greatsword》… looks familiar, right…?)”
“(Eh? Ah… Now that you mention it…)”
…
It’s alright… right.
…Yup.
『Well then―――― STAAAAAAAAAART!!』
The signal for start echoes.
For the meantime I’ll obser――.
“Your stomach is wide open”
“Eh”
I hear Deborg’s voice from below.
Eh?
“《Blaster ・ Body Blow》！”
“Wai――”
A surprise attack.
*Zun! A dull sound rings.
“Ugh!”
I’m then sent flying.
I can’t breath…
“As expected, you’re durable”
“Wha――”
This time it came from behin――.
Rather, I’m airborne heeeeeeeeeeeey!