Chapter 84 (1/2)
取り敢えず建国した俺は暇を潰すため敢えて演舞する事にした。
Welp, I guess this marks my third time partic.i.p.ating in this tournament.
I ranked 6th in my 『2nd time』.
And 185th last time.
Thinking about it, I haven’t gone up past top 5…
「Well then ―― FIGHT!!」
The umpire signals the start of the match.
「Aah? Why… Shouldn’t this little girl be in the kitche– BUHAA!!?」
「WINNER!! KAZUTOOOO!!!」
Kitchen my a.s.s, baldy.
The crowd goes wild.
「(Hey, ain’t that eyepatched girl … kinda cute?)」
「(Yeah…!! And her silky hair seems to smell nice too…! I wanna sniff it….!)」
「(KYAA/// She just looked here! Getting glared at by that cool one eye… HAAAaa///)」
・・・。
Jeez, I’m already use to it.
「Well then ―― FIGHT!!」
This time my enemy uses a two handed spear.
「A girl that 《greatsword user》 eh… Both our blow are constant… Prepare yourself!」
The war veteran charges with his long spear.
I barely dodge his strike.
(… He’s barely an enemy to use a 《skill》 against… But it seems like the level of the partic.i.p.ants somehow increased… For some reason)
I slide to the side of the spear and plunge towards his chest.
「WHA-!?」
I then strike with my 《Zweihander》’s handle.
*Thud*
「Uh……。Ah……」
「Was I too naive about the distance. Advance with zeal」
He then pa.s.s out from my attack.
「WINNER!! KAZUTOOOO!!!」
『WAAAA！』 goes the crowd.
I casually wave at the audience as I leave the stage.
「AAH! Kazuha… I mean, Kazuto-sama!!」
I come down the stage and see a patiently waiting dog… err, I mean Airi.
「Oh, if it isn’t Airi. Are you next?」
「Yes! B-but I-I-IiI’m s-so nervous… that my ears are trembling…!」
「Normally, it’s the foot, right…」
Do elf ears tremble when they’re nervous?
That’s the first time I’ve heard it…
「Rather, Airi were you proficient with the 『Rapier』」
I said as I stare at the sword in the scabbard.
「Y-y-y-yes! The elf race d-d-d-doesn’t excel much in raw power, s-s-s-s-s-so it would be much better for these type of swords…!」
「As-see」(TL: This is a joke)
「a.s.s…? Do you want to feel it, Kazuto-sama?」
Airi points her b.u.t.t to me.
Yup, what a fine a.s.s, dummy-!
「Well, for now do your best」
I hit her b.u.t.t as I return to the lounge.
「Owwiee!! Why did you hit it!! It’s now split!!」