Vol 3 Chapter 2 (1/2)
OreOjou Volume 3 Chapter 2
(Yugamine-Ena!)(You got me mad now!)
Translated by Anivyl, Lickymee
Edited by Ice Phantom, Ruzenor
I was in the dormitory watching a famous video clip called [Aniki Wrestling].
[AH——————!!]
[Oh my shoulder!!]
Two white naked macho men, dressed only in underwear, were trying their best to perform joint locks as they fought with each other.
……No, don’t get me wrong.
I’m only watching this because it’s popular online.
As the name suggests, Aniki Wrestling sounds like a video that only has a small audience.
Though for some reason, it seems to be rather popular, with over 500000 views online.
Also, there were many commentaries from viewers on the video
It was definitely interesting when those macho men start groaning loudly, especially when they went “UGH——!”.
Yet, what made it more intense was when the ‘mondegreen¹ subt.i.tles’ written by the viewers appeared on-screen.
(Cream Stew Ikeda!!) (What are you doing? Get up!)
Who the h.e.l.l is Ikeda (lol)
Though if you listen closely, it does sound like that’s what he said.
When such artistic commentary was included,, “Aniki Wrestling” became a unique and realistic netabare² video.
Today is the first time I have seen it, so I felt rather amazed..
*SPANK* *SPANK* (A macho guy hitting another macho guy’s a.s.s)
“Honey trap! ”(mondegreen)
However, sitting in your own room while laughing excessively at a gay video…… It probably wouldn’t look good in the eyes of other people, I guess.
Although such thoughts appeared in my mind, in this school I was already branded as a man with a fetish for macho men.
“AAAHHHH———— AAAHHHH———— !”
If an ojou-sama saw me in this state now, it would be the end for me.
Ahaha.
I knelt in the position of dogeza in front of Aika.
Aika, who was sitting on the bed, folded her arms as she looked down towards me.
With medium length twin-tails and a pair of watery eyes positioned a little high on her face, she looked more like a lively little puppy instead of an ojou-sama—— this was Tenkuubas.h.i.+ Aika.
Between Aika, who was on the bed looking down at me, and the me who was fully dressed in white as I knelt on the floor, was a mobile phone.
“NO!NO——!”
“You got me mad now!”(mondegreen)
Just like the hooting of an owl, the video kept repeating.
“……It’s a misunderstanding.”
“What’s a misunderstanding?”
As if she was thinking about the past, Aika sighed like how a mother would when she had thoughts like ‘How did I manage to raise such a child’, all the while looking at me with eyes of anger and sadness.
I swear, I’m not gay.
As a ‘shomin sample’, I was abducted to Sekain Girls Academy, a school hidden from the outside world where the ojou-samas of different backgrounds gather.
And one of the biggest reasons why I was “chosen”, was because I am a “macho man fanatic with no interest in girls”.
Of course, this was all just a misunderstanding. However, if this information was to be exposed, to protect the chast.i.ty of these ojou-samas, I will be put through a surgical operation to ensure I will have no descendants.
Therefore, for the sake of keeping my… lineage, I had no choice but to keep up the lies in front of every staff at the school.
But even though that’s the case, I definitely didn’t want the ojou-samas to know this..
“Eh? What’s a misunderstanding?
“……Among the commoners, this video is very popular!”
*SPANK* *SPANK*(More a.s.s slapping)
“IT DOESN’T MATTER!”(mondegreen)
“You’re lying.”
Aika glared at me angrily.
“No matter what, I won’t be tricked by this.”
“It’s true! There’s is a crazy amount of view counts on this video.”
“Hmph! That’s not possible. If that’s true, doesn’t that mean that commoners are all perverted? That’s not possible!”
“AHH……..*SPANK SPANK* AHHHH! *SPANK SPANK*OHHHHHHH———— Sugamo prison!(mondegreen) AHH————Kazuya————Kazuya-kun, striped panties!(mondegreen)（So come on please! How’s that!! )
“Don’t you feel ashamed of spouting such nonsense? Quick, apologize to the other commoners out there!”