Volume 2 Chapter 40 (1/2)
TL: You have have noticed this already, whenever I apply an asterisk like this* onto a word, it means that it will be explained further in the footnotes.
You also may have noticed that I didn't do any updates on my blog yesterday, which would be normally weird since I do at least 6-9k words daily. (it's holidays)
It's due to my grandpa pa.s.sing away two days ago, and after attending his wake, my mind was in a total state of blankness. (no, really)
I tried to tl a chapter but ended up just staring dumbly at the screen doing nothing at all for a long time. After lying onto the bed for the entire ****ing day, I finally got a bit of mood to do this chapter.
enjoy the ”punny” chapter.
Volume 2, Chapter 40: Exam Wars
TL: flarewk
This sentence of Prez contained a lot of information, but the most important point is, because everyone is in the same exam hall, certain methods that could allow the increase of our grades would be possible, but cheating and whatnot.......
”I think that it's not really a good idea.....”
The moment I've finished my sentence, w.a.n.g Yi and the rest rushed towards me and started beating me up.
”Ah~yewoch! Why did you guys. .h.i.t me?”
”Who asked you to act! Now that you've become a straight A student, you think you're so high and mighty huh? Continue beating him up!”
”I'd say, if you want to beat me then go on ahead, but why did someone grope my backside!!”
Vrooom...........vroooom.............vroooom~
”I dare all of you to touch Zhang Jian one more time?”
Ma Qing Xue took out an electric chainsaw out of nowhere; Su Hua's Student Council is so dangerous, why does it have everything........
”Zhang Jian, since we are good pals, how about we pals go out tonight for some happy time~? The treat's on me.......”
As expected of the prowess of the electric chainsaw, they straightaway became pretentiously polite and courteous......
”Please take note of this; I, being the leader of all the students, in the event I caught someone cheating, the consequences would be dire for that student, but well......if I can't catch anyone cheating it can't be helped then, what's more is that I'm a little feverish today, and my condition tomorrow probably wouldn't be that good either, so you guys..........”
”We'll help the President to look out for any cheaters, whoever dares to cheat then they'll be finished!”
You bunch of cheaters actually dared to act righteously to catch other cheaters as well?!
”Zhang Jian, I believe that you're not the kind who would forget about his comrades after becoming successful, right?”
I gave it a bout of reconsideration; if I didn't have w.a.n.g Yi's method, my thinkings right now would definitely be the same as them...forget it........I'll help them this once.
”Be careful, don't ever slip up in this.”
”Relax~ we aren't being called the Five Human Trashes without reason!”
”I hope so.....”
”We'll think of a plan and tell you tomorrow, but to be on the safe side, you'll try to think up of one as well.”
”Got it, then that's that, I'll first head back then!”
”Librarian Keeper, go home and properly rest, since tomorrow for us students would be akin to soldiers entering the battlefield; tomorrow, is our battlefield! General Zhang, we'll be counting on you tomorrow!”
”You too, rest properly, Captain w.a.n.g, Lieutenant Colonel Liu, Regiment Commander Jiang, Colonel Amelia, Major Ma, Corporal Vice Prez, First Lieutenant Misc Task Manager, Private Secretary, as well as our common leader, Marshal Sun.”
”Well then I'll first wish everyone scoring good grades in the exams!”
The Prez did a final motivation prep to energize everyone's ambition.
”Long Live Marshal Sun~”
I reached home just when the streetlights began to turn on, and after opening my door I noticed that there's a note for me under the door. It had some tiny words written on it, with it being: Jian ge, I have something on tonight and can't return home, please settle dinner by yourself, by Xia Ling.
Looks like dinner for tonight would need to be settled by myself, what should I eat then......might as well eat burgers then, I'll go to Kentucky Fried Vhicken* then.
Nearby the small district where I rented in had a small stretch of commercial street, and although it's not as well endowed like a city, it's still considered to be rather flouris.h.i.+ng, and among the dazzling night lights I searched for the burger store; normally there would be a Kentucky Fried Vhicken around in these kinds of commercial streets.
Soon enough, I noticed the target's signboard; a trademark brand of a gla.s.ses girl wearing a red ap.r.o.n, and it had the three english alphabets KFV written on top of it.
”Good day sir, welcome to KFV, may I have your order please?”
”I would like that Original garlic chicken with bamboo sprouts*, Golden crispy chicken*, and I'll have a Chicken feet pot* as well.”
”Ya~ho~ Zhang Jian, you still haven't eaten dinner yet?”
My back was being thumped by someone, and from the voice alone I knew who it was already, and was rather surprised that she didn't joint-lock me this time.
”What did you think, if I had eaten already then why would I be coming here for?”
”Just perfect, I hadn't eaten too; person behind the counter, two sets of family bucket meal!”
(TL: Amelia was speaking in a cra.s.sly, informal manner, so please note these were intentionally worded as such)
”Two sets of family bucket meal..........can you even finish all of those?”
”Aren't you full of nonsense, if I can't finish all of them then why would I order so many of these~”
Amelia gave me a look of idiotic pity....
”Understood, may I ask if you would still like to have the previous order?”
”Why wouldn't I want them, those two family bucket meals are mine!”
Once the counter-person have finished prepping our meals, I and Amelia chose a spot near the windows and sat there.
”Why are you here.....it can't be...you stalked me?”
”Why would I want to stalk you, I only browsed the streets for a short while after school, and I felt hungry so I just went in here by chance.”
I pondered about the time span she mentioned, and Amelia wasn't lying, she indeed had met me by coincidence.
About whether Amelia would have love dependency disease or not, I had given some thought to it last time, but could not find the time then to test it out, so I might as well test it right now.
”Amelia, do you like me?”
”Mm, I like you, as in friends that kind.”
”How about the boy-girl relations.h.i.+p kind?”
”Still alright, quite a good impression too, why? Don't tell me that you want to confess to me? If it's really like that then I won't reject you too, and I'm fine even if you wanted to go to a hotel after we finished eating these, but you must first crossdress!”
Why is it crossdressing again, I'm going to beat up this Am.....
Wait, wait......I can't win against Amelia at all!!
”Can we stop mentioning about the crossdressing, I'm really worn out already........”
”Even though you're so cute too~”
”Can't you use the term 'handsome' to describe me?”
From our conversation, I can already determine that other than Amelia being a crossdresscon, she didn't have love dependency disease at all.