Volume 1 Chapter 8 (1/2)
Volume 1, Chapter 8: A Dangerous Mealtime
TL: flarewk
Xia Ling seemed to be rather pleased seeing me submitting to her, although I had no idea what's she going to ask me to do next, but all of these is worth it in my opinion.
For Roasted Pork! Long live meat varieties of food!
”Well then, hand-shake!”
”Woof woof~”
Imitating the behavior of a little dog, I pawed onto her right hand; there are some slightly aged calluses on it, even though she's just a little child, living alone must be such a tiring task.
”Sit down!”
”Wooof~”
I imitated a little dog's behavior and sat down, and for sake of looking more of the part, I even stuck out my tongue and panted wildly.
”Lie down~”
”Wooof~”
Once again I imitated a little dog's behavior and laid down, luckily the floor on my house is rather clean so this wouldn't dirty my clothes at all.
”Roll around~”
”Wooof~”
Still imitating a little dog's behavior to roll about on the floor, I slightly began to feel a little ashamed.....
”Good boy~ Good boy~”
She used both of her hands to gently stroke the top of my head; even though it's such an embarra.s.sing thing, why does this feeling rather addictive?
”Next is......lick my face~”
”............”
This is one command that I really would liked to do but dared not do, for I'm afraid that after licking, I'll awaken some other hidden fetish within me.
”Not doing it? Well then tonight's dinner I'm going to feed it to a real little doggy that obeys my order then?”
How could I do something like that!
”Jian ge~ the Roasted Pork is about to leaave you~ same with steak as well~ Chicken Feet.....”
”Wooooofff~”
Being wholly seduced by food, I once again caved in and dropped all reasoning that a human being would possess, and stretched my tongue close to Xiao Ling's face, and was about to lick when she stopped me.
”F-forget about it, it's slightly embara.s.sing after all.....”
She covered her head with a single hand, and her eyes was averted towards the wall. Her cute cheeks are rather reddish from embarra.s.sment, which really tempts me to just pounce forward to take a bite on them.
”Actually I planned to send whatever I've recorded earlier to bàbà to see, but as commemoration I think I'll keep it into my collection....
(TL: bàbà= it's the chinese equivalent of papa, which means daddy)
She took off a tiny brooch off from her chest, and on the brooch there's a very very small black dot, when I closely looked at it, it was actually a spycam.
As expected of a daughter from a mafia family, even with the taser she possessed, she do indeed have a lot of good stuff......
But.....
”Xiao.....Xiao Ling..... if you really send the clip that you recorded just now to your bàbà then my body will definitely be sunk into the sea!”
”He won't~ although bàbà looks to be rather fierce and intimidating, but he's still a very kind person~ based on his style he'll at most reduce Jian ge to just being evaporated from this world only~”
”By the way, is there any difference from evaporation and being sunk into the ocean?”
”There's a huuuuge difference~ Jian ge do you want to try that out?”
She gave off a smile so reminiscent of a little devil, and I began to feel that this could actually be her real nature by default.
”Xiao Ling.... let's go eat dinner first, I'm slightly hungry already.....”
I can't let this conversation drag on any further, I'm afraid that I'll know something else that I wasn't suppose to find out.
”A girl in her youths specially helping to cook dinner for a boy, how would the boy thank her~?”
”If you'll answer this wrong then there's no dinner for you~”
She added another sentence after it; just using the fact that I haven't ate to threaten me, it's too much already....
”Xiao Ling, let's get married!”
I used an expression of extreme seriousness to say it out for the sake of jos.h.i.+ng her, as I wanted to see what kind of reaction she would do.
”Sure~ sure~, I'll first call bàbà to tell him, there's a l.u.s.tful perverted lolicon living next door who had just proposed to me~, and if bàbà agrees, we'll be able to directly ignore the state law's legal age to marry and collect our marriage certificate from the civil affairs bureau tomorrow~”
Is your bàbà really that powerful!!
”Hey, lao ba~, living besides me there's a........”
She took out her phone, and dialed a number.
No way, no way, no way! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
”Let's divorce then!”
I immediately dashed forward intending to grab the phone from her, but I realized that Xiao Ling actually knew martial arts, as she could hold me into submission with just one hand.
This made my inner self really hurt, as no matter how you would look at it, Xiao Ling is just a small little girl after all, strength-wise compared to a man's she would be really lacking normally.
”Jian ge, stop! I'm going to fall down!”
My resistance seemed to be slightly too strong already, for the unbalanced Xiao Ling fell down onto her b.u.t.t, and I who had lost my hold on my target also fell down as well.
My head landed underneath her skirt......and I saw a bunch of strawberries....
Mm, that's right, strawberries.
”Jian ge.... I've recorded this scene already, if you have any last words I'll suggest that you say it out now, I'll try my best to help you fulfill it.”
I'm gonna die already, huh.....since it's going to be like that, I might as well go ahead and do that kind of things towards Xiao Ling.......
Hang on....just now I seemed to have just thought up of an extremely bad notion.
What I should do during this sort of time, is to sincerely apologize.
I crawled upwards, and changed my expression to one of truest and sincerest apology.
”Xiao Ling, all of these, it's all my fault!”