Chapter 65 - Club President Jin (2/2)

Mages Are Too OP Xiang Yan 40340K 2022-07-22

Everyone let out exclamations of regret.

“F**k, you don’t even want a good woman—I’m dying here in droughts and floods.” Shortly after, Li Lin said sourly, “G.o.d’s too unfair.”

“Yeah, G.o.d’s not fair.” Raffel looked at Li Lin’s well-shaped and strange body that was tempered during two years of military service, and then he looked at his own short and stout physique. “Some people are born tall or wealthy. I was born with nothing.”

Oh… Li Lin suddenly didn’t know what to say.

Everyone messed around for a little while longer.

Shortly afterward, they all left their numbered IDs in the game and dispersed once again.

In yesterday’s update, everyone got their own numbered ID. This was the identifier required to invite players remotely to join one’s guild.

Roland went to the boxing club and continued to strengthen his body.

Although the coach said he had nothing left to teach him, they could still spar and exchange blows.

After he fought with the coach for two rounds, a short-haired tomboy came to stand on the side. After Roland took off his gloves, she walked over and said, “Can we have a chat?”

Normally, inside these proper training clubs, there would be resting rooms and drinks.

The two of them each ordered a cup of juice. Because this wasn’t a bodybuilding club, it wasn’t that strict on calories in food or drinks.

This tomboy’s appearance was rather beautiful, except for her slightly frigid expression. Her vibe was too proud and formidable and her physique was lacking. Her face could score 90 points, but unfortunately in Roland’s eyes, as a whole, she could only score 75 points.

After sitting down, the tomboy sized up Roland for a while, and then said, “h.e.l.lo, I’m the club president here. My surname is Jin—Jin Wenwen.”

Club President Jin[8]… Roland blinked, and for some unknown reason, an irresistibly quirky laughter suddenly rang in his ears.

And then, he especially wanted to laugh, but in order to avoid being disrespectful, he could only desperately hold back. This made his facial expression seem somewhat strange.

Seeing Roland’s slightly twisted expression, Jin Wenwen still had a frigid look. “If you want to laugh, just laugh. I’m already used to it.”

Roland took in two deep breaths before suppressing his own urge to laugh. Then, he said, “Sorry, it’s just honestly a little… erm, President Jin… Lady Jin, what can I do for you?”

“I heard the coach say that you’re improving in boxing at an incredible speed recently.” Jin Wenwen gently stirred the watermelon juice in her cup and continued, “In less than two months, from a complete newbie, you became a qualified beginner boxer who can defeat him.”

“The coach exaggerated my improvement,” Roland said with a smile.

“The coach has already been on the job for five years here. Before, he never praised any students, instead he scolded them for being hopelessly stupid everyday.” There seemed to be a delighted expression in her eyes. “You’re the first student he’s ever praised, not to mention in front of me.”

“All right, even if that’s the case, there’s no need for Lady Jin to personally have a chat with me.”

“I want to know why you improved so quickly.” Jin Wenwen stared intently into Roland’s eyes.

Roland felt her gaze to be somewhat piercing. He instinctively circulated the mental barrier that he learned in the game, and then, surprisingly, her eyes didn’t feel so piercing anymore. “Maybe I’m just talented?”

“Is it not because of the immersive cabin?” Jin Wenwen stopped stirring the watermelon juice with her spotlessly white hand. Her pitch-black eyes were like a cold, bottomless pond.

[1] Character in Journey to the West

[2] Fruit in Chinese mythology

[3] Fan Bingbing, actress, model; Chinese authorities fined her between 600 to 800 million CNY for tax evasion

[4] w.a.n.g Sicong—son of billionaire, w.a.n.g Jianlin. He is often called the princ.i.p.al of one-night stands in the gaming community, and he likes to criticize celebrities

[5] 250 means halfwit

[6] Internet slang: Chi Ning Meng, lit. eat lemons, the first letter of each word CNM, lit. f**k your mother

[7] Qi Bing Lian, lit. cavalry squad, the character Bing here is soldier, which can be replaced with the character ice that is in Fan Bing Bing’s name; the calvary “rides” horses—people who have had s*x with the actress

[8] Reference to Three Kims/Master Kims/Mr. Kim vs Mr. Kim vs Mr. Kim