Chapter 34 (1/2)
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
He opened the thread, only to discover that there were more than twenty thousand replies after only a morning. Roland couldn’t help but chuckle as he read them.
“Roland, you illiterate idiot. You have no idea what angel means… d.a.m.n, such b.o.o.bs, b.u.t.t, and legs… Fine, I admit that she is indeed an angel to me.”
“This is the Guiding Angel of the Church of Life? Well, I think I can abandon the saint on the cross and reconsider my faith.”
“Ah, I’m done.”
“Hey, you’re obviously not good enough. I’m already done four times, and I’m trying a fifth.”
“Hey, can you guys be less lascivious? Someone give me the specifications of this angel. I want to recreate a character.”
“Wake up, girl. You can’t create your own face in this game.”
“Do girls play this game? I think one-tenth of pain is enough to scare most girls away.”
“You don’t have any common sense. Girls experience excruciating pain during cramps and labor. Even the highest pain in the game can’t compare to that, let alone one-tenth of it. To some extent, guys are not as resistant to pain as girls are. Speaking of which, do angels have menstrual cramps?”
“Menstrual cramps or not, this angel will be my wife!”
“Someone smack this idiot and wake him up!”
“I’m too old to be interested in any woman. However, the t.i.tle of this thread, ‘Encounter with an Angel,’ makes me feel that a lovely girl is singing to my ears.”
“Shoot! You know the anime from more than ten years ago? You must be in your forties.”
“You’ve betrayed yourself, too, by pointing it out.”
“Wait… Why am I hearing ‘Encounter with Ah Bu’?”
“You’re spreading poison! I know what you’re talking about, but I couldn’t help but search on Bilibili. Then I almost cried.”
“I’ll listen to it, too!”
Then, the next thousand replies were mostly about Encounter with Ah Bu.
Roland knew that it couldn’t be anything good, but he couldn’t hold back his curiosity and watched it on Bilibili. Then, he was speechless for half an hour.
Those nerds were truly mischievous. However, they were probably the majority of the players. After all, having worked for so many years, they could save fifty thousand bucks. The younger generation was either in school or just started working. They could barely afford a virtual cabin.
The same nerds had tipped him another thirty thousand bucks. Looking at the number, he was even less interested in working.
At ten that night, Roland entered the game again.
Betta was next to him.
“We should move on.” Roland looked at his cottage nearby. He actually quite liked the place. “Let’s go to the city along the main road.”
Betta was also frustrated. He liked playing with the children. Betta’s childhood was haunted by books and studies. He never had time to play until recently. That was why he enjoyed the company of other people.
The two of them reached the lake through the bridge.
The children were still playing and did not notice Roland and Betta.
By logic, they should leave quietly.
However, Betta hesitated and said, “Brother Roland, wait a moment. I’ll say goodbye to them.”
Before Roland agreed, Betta had run to them.