Part 10 (2/2)
That didn't make sense either, if they were busy relocating to Poland. That didn't make sense either, if they were busy relocating to Poland.
Speculating, I concluded, would be fruitless now. My priority had to be healing, nothing more. I s.h.i.+mmied underneath a blackberry bush and curled up as only otters can. I sighed once and let myself drift off to unconsciousness, allowing my system to repair itself.
Chapter 12
I woke in the night with a scabbed expanse of skin on my neck and the beginnings of muscle regeneration going on underneath. My breathing and circulation were fully restored. Vocal cords, I decided, should be the next priority. No muscle in my neck would save my life at this point, but a cry for help might come in handy. I listened to the dark for a while, checking for danger and perceiving none. I toyed with the idea of changing back to human form but abandoned it because I couldn't be sure yet that Garm-and, by extension, Hel-was satisfied that I was dead. If I turned back to my human form and Famine's spell wasn't broken, Garm might cross the planes to come after me again.
Moving slowly and as noiselessly as possible, I crept down to the river's edge to slake my thirst. I was hungry too, but I didn't want to tear anything open in the stress of a hunt-nor did I wish to announce my presence here any more than absolutely necessary. Having nothing else to do, I returned to the concealment of the blackberry bush and sighed into another recuperative sleep.
Coyote woke me in the morning, calling from across the river.
”Hey, Mr. Druid! Where are ya? Mr. Druid!” I poked my otter head out from under the blackberry bush to locate him visually. The voice of paranoia in my head- and the memory of yesterday's augury-said he might not be alone.
Coyote was standing on the bank where he'd last seen me. He looked like himself again, blue jeans and boots and a sleeveless white unders.h.i.+rt, big silver belt buckle, and s.h.i.+ning black hair falling from underneath a black cowboy hat. I watched him and the brush nearby to see if there was any movement. He kept calling, and his voice sharpened with an edge of irritation when I didn't reply.
”Don't make me hunt for ya! I ain't in the mood!” he yelled. Deciding it was worth the risk to show myself, I tested out my vocal cords and let out a high-pitched otter call. It sounded a bit rough but the volume was there. Coyote swiveled his head toward the sound and spotted me walking down to the bank. ”Oh, there you are. Took ya long enough.”
Pausing at the riverbank, I chittered at him again. Now that I was in the open, he could point me out to any unfriendly creatures he might have hiding nearby, if that was his plan. Instead, he just stood there, hands on his hips, bemused at my behavior.
”I don't speak Otter, ya dumba.s.s. What are ya waitin' for? Get over here so we can get back to the rez. Unless I'm talkin' to a real otter, in which case I'm the dumba.s.s and you can just stay over there.”
I cheerfully suggested that he juggle hedgehogs, since he couldn't understand anything I said, and slipped into the river. Keeping my head above water was manageable this time, though it hurt like one of Torquemada's special tortures.
When I emerged, dripping, Coyote squatted down and spoke with more venom than I'd ever heard from him before. ”Guess how much I like being eaten by a huge f.u.c.kin' dog, Mr. Druid,” he said. ”Chewed up an' swallowed, an' I didn't die until I hit the acid in his stomach 'cause he gulped my head down whole. I remember every horrible second of it. An' afore that I got turned into mincemeat by a buncha thunder G.o.ds. I've died twice now for you, an' both times were some o' the worst ways I could possibly go. You better be worth it.” stomach 'cause he gulped my head down whole. I remember every horrible second of it. An' afore that I got turned into mincemeat by a buncha thunder G.o.ds. I've died twice now for you, an' both times were some o' the worst ways I could possibly go. You better be worth it.”
Making otter noises would be insufficient reply, so I bound myself back to my human form and gasped at the pain as a few of the muscles tore again in the s.h.i.+ft. My vocal cords held it together, but just barely.
”Thank you,” I rasped as I lay on the riverbank, cold and naked. ”Sorry about the trouble.”
”Aw, don't thank me yet,” Coyote said, a wry smirk on his face. ”I'm takin' ya right back to them skinwalkers. They're prob'ly still hungry for Druid. An' if they ain't, they're still p.i.s.sed about us bein' in their territory. They gotta be dealt with one way or another.” He paused, thinking of something else, and gave two short barks of laughter before adding, ”Plus your hound and your girl are going to kill ya for makin' 'em worry.”
”She's not my girl,” I said, which was probably not the smartest reply I could have made.
Coyote snorted derisively. ”Yeah, whatever.”
”She's my apprentice,” I reminded him. For some reason this conjured a vision of Leif in my head, anxious to start a Shakespearean quote duel, and I could hear him say, ”The Druid doth protest too much, methinks.”
Coyote shook his head. ”I don't care, Mr. Druid. Can you walk now?”
Experimentally, I pushed against the ground with both hands and discovered that I couldn't keep my head up or endure the excruciating pain the movement caused. Bunching the muscles in my shoulders and back affects the neck-check. I could cut off the pain, but it was there for a reason. I tried to lever myself up using only my left arm, on the theory that it was the side opposite the wound, but that was a no-go too. Bunching up the shoulders in any way made those torn muscles scream. up the shoulders in any way made those torn muscles scream.
”Wait. Let's try something else.” I rolled over gingerly onto my back and then held up my left hand. ”Help me up. Just pull gently.”
Coyote locked his hand in mine and pulled. The pain this time was more of a wail than a scream. I tried to keep my shoulders as relaxed as possible, and once I got my feet under me it wasn't so bad. What I needed was a brace.
”All right?” Coyote asked.
”Yeah. I'll have to move slowly, but I can walk with my head tilted like a zombie.”
”Good. I got a truck parked and waiting in Fourth World.”
”Any clothes in it?”
”Nope. You got clothes right there.” Coyote pointed to my jeans and s.h.i.+rt on the riverbank, which had been thoroughly nosed and stomped on by Garm.
”Wet and muddy ones.”
”So walk back naked, Mr. Druid, it ain't no matter to me.”
Getting into my jeans was an exercise in patience for both of us. Cold and wet jeans are no fun to put on in any circ.u.mstance, but especially not when you have to keep your head as still as possible. I didn't bother with the s.h.i.+rt.
When I signaled to Coyote that I was ready to go, he said, ”Okay, just put your hand on my shoulder and follow.” I did so. We took four steps and were back on the side of the road a short distance from where the skinwalker had torn out my throat. A blue Ford half ton was waiting there, no doubt stolen. Coyote wanted to get in and drive back to the camp right away, but I insisted on messing up the earth where my blood was collected and dried. I used a little bit of power to churn the earth there and bury it completely, mixing it into the dirt while I was at it to prevent it from being used against me later. and bury it completely, mixing it into the dirt while I was at it to prevent it from being used against me later.
”You think that skinwalker could have come back here and gotten to this blood while we were away?” I asked.
”Naw,” Coyote said. ”I got him pretty good. They're both laid up healin' somewhere. Prob'ly won't hear from either one of 'em for a couple days. But they'll be back soon enough. Maybe you'll be in decent shape yourself by then.”
Maybe. Getting into the truck while keeping my head as still as possible was awkward, but I managed it with only a couple of spikes of sharp pain.
Coyote drove with the window down and leaned his head out a bit into the wind. ”So, when will the gold be there, Mr. Druid?”
”Sometime after the coal mines shut down,” I rasped. ”The elemental wants them out of commission permanently. You'll have a big labor pool to draw from.”
”An' if the coal starts up again, the gold shuts down, is that it?”
”Right,” I said. Monosyllables, I decided, were good. Especially since I couldn't nod.
”That means you're goin' to have to stay here longer'n you thought.”
”Yep.”
Coyote grunted but said no more until we drove up to camp. Granuaile and Oberon came running toward the truck.
Before we opened the doors, Coyote turned off the engine and said, ”By the way, Mr. Druid, you lost a day. It's Monday morning.”
I'd been missing for two nights? They were going to kill me.
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