Part 3 (2/2)
”Kindly come down. You are giving me a crick in the neck.”
Kirk descended. He found Mrs. Porter still regarding the masterpiece with an unfavourable eye.
”Yes,” she said, ”the drawing is decidedly weak.”
”I shouldn't wonder,” a.s.sented Kirk. ”The dealers to whom I've tried to sell it have not said that in so many words, but they've all begged me with tears in their eyes to take the darned thing away, so I guess you're right.”
”Do you depend for a living on the sale of your pictures?”
”Thank Heaven, no. I'm the only artist in captivity with a private income.”
”A large income?”
”'Tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve. All told, about five thousand iron men per annum.”
”Iron men?”
”Bones.”
”Bones?”
”I should have said dollars.”
”You should. I detest slang.”
”Sorry,” said Kirk.
Mrs. Porter resumed her tour of the studio. She was interrupted by the arrival of the doctor, a cheerful little old man with the bearing of one sure of his welcome. He was an old friend of Kirk's.
”Well, what's the trouble? I couldn't come sooner. I was visiting a case. _I_ work.”
”There is no trouble,” said Mrs. Porter. The doctor spun round, startled. In the dimness of the studio he had not perceived her. ”Mr.
Winfield's servant has injured his knee very superficially. There is practically nothing wrong with him. I have made a thorough examination.”
The doctor looked from one to the other.
”Is the case in other hands?” he asked.
”You bet it isn't,” said Kirk. ”Mrs. Porter just looked in for a family chat and a glimpse of my pictures. You'll find George in bed, first floor on the left upstairs, and a very remarkable sight he is. He is wearing red hair with purple pyjamas. Why go abroad when you have not yet seen the wonders of your native land?”
That night Lora Delane Porter wrote in the diary which, with that magnificent freedom from human weakness that marked every aspect of her life, she kept all the year round instead of only during the first week in January.
This is what she wrote:
”Worked steadily on my book. It progresses. In the afternoon an annoying occurrence. An imbecile with red hair placed himself in front of my automobile, fortunately without serious injury to the machine--though the sudden application of the brake cannot be good for the tyres. Out of evil, however, came good, for I have made the acquaintance of his employer, a Mr. Winfield, an artist. Mr. Winfield is a man of remarkable physique. I questioned him narrowly, and he appears thoroughly sound. As to his mental attainments, I cannot speak so highly; but all men are fools, and Mr. Winfield is not more so than most. I have decided that he shall marry my dear Ruth. They will make a magnificent pair.”
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