C2 (1/2)
”Shameless!” Dirty! ”Damned monk, I hate you!”
Jing Yun's wailing curses came from afar. Lin Kong sighed and shook his head. Oh no, I really offended the little nun this time. I wonder how this old monk will deal with me.
”You're not really chasing me down the mountain, are you?” Lin Kong's heart trembled. Although being trapped in this mountain was extremely boring, after twenty odd years, he had already treated White Horse Temple as his own home. If he really was kicked out, he wouldn't be willing to part with it.
Maybe, I suppose, maybe, no?
However, thinking about how his Master had spent all these years of effort, desperately training him, and even went to all the trouble to call Martial Uncle, who was the head instructor of a secret department in the country, back to feed him, wasn't it so that he could use ”Muscle Altering Scripture” as the base, ”Tiger Roar Iron Robe” and ”Loongyin Golden Bell Shield” as support, to reproduce the legendary ”Unbreakable Body”? The old monk couldn't just give up halfway there, right?
Well, thinking about this, Lin Kong was determined. He didn't care about anything else, he just wanted to go down the mountain and get himself some meat and wine to eat!
”There are more than a month of stars in the sky. Monks sing songs in front of their doors, and deities bestow upon me a goblet of wine. It's better to have dog meat stewed in a hotpot.” ”So what if it has passed through the intestines, or even the intestines, it doesn't matter if it was just knocking on the alms bowl and chanting the words of Buddha. There is no mistake, no mistake at all!”
An hour later, smoke rose in spirals in the quiet valley. Lin Kong was skillfully waving his kitchen knife as he chopped a large, fat black dog into uniform sized pieces and threw them into the boiling pot on the simple earth stove.
Lin Kong was extremely busy. The wine belonged to the old village chief, and the pot was the same. As for the big black dog, it originally came to chase after Lin Kong, the monk who stole the wine, but unexpectedly, it became a delicacy sent to its doorstep.
Under the fierce stew, the dog meat in the pot soon began to emit an extremely alluring fragrance. Lin Kong could not hold it in any longer, scooped up a dog leg and wolfed it down, not caring at all about the boiling water.
As the delicious taste entered his mouth, the strong wine entered his throat. Lin Kong was intoxicated as he ruthlessly slapped his thigh. With a flushed face, he shouted and sang loudly:
”What's the use of giving birth to me? There was no laughter. What's the use of destroying me? An eternal genius! ”The best way to become a Buddha is to become a buddha. The best way to become a buddha is to drink and eat. Once the night passes, I will drink and eat and sleep to my heart's content!”
The liquor was strong. Although Lin Kong had quite a bit of liquor, he still couldn't hold a big jar. Soon, his face turned red and he became a bit confused.
”Wu Chen, you old geezer, Young Master just didn't go back to practice and instead went back to drink and eat meat. You even peeked at the little Daoist nun, what can you do to Young Master?”
It is said that alcohol makes people fear, not to mention Lin Kong, who was born to be a wild madman. Thus, he took advantage of the alcohol and started cursing loudly, thinking that he wouldn't be able to hear anything from the temple anyway.
Unexpectedly, with a ”clang”, a strong wind came and knocked over the fragrant pot of dog meat soup to the ground.
A large group of people rushed into the valley. There were males and females, and all of them were dressed like exiled families. There were Monks from White Horse Temple, Daoist nuns from the Miracle World, and even the nuns from the lotus flower nunnery on the opposite side of the mountain had come to join in the fun. The leading person was the old monk Wu Chen who had a face full of black lines.
”Oh? Old Man Wu Chen, calm down old woman. Aren't you the enemy of your old enemy? Why have you gathered together today?” Could it be that he finally got it right after so many years? Congratulations! Oh, Senior Jingyun also came. Oh, I know. Are you two here to propose marriage? ”Ai, this is too troublesome, let's just freely fall in love …”
Lin Kong burped and reached out his hand to touch Jingyun's pretty face. Grand Master Xi's eyebrows rose as he gently swept the duster in his hand. Lin Kong was immediately sent flying and crashed onto a mountain wall a few meters away, screaming.
Damn, isn't this old woman too ruthless? Lin Kong shook his head and became even more confused.
”Wu Chen, This Penniless Priest did not wrongly accuse your good disciple, right? All these years, I won't speak of how many times this fellow has teased Jingyun. This time, he has admitted it himself, so I want to see how you handle it! ”
It was said that famous teachers produce great disciples. To be able to teach such a prodigal son, this old bald donkey was not a good person. No wonder he would do that thing back then …
”Senior, please go back. This old monk will naturally give an explanation.”
In the quiet and secluded valley, Wu Chen almost blurted out a few words through his gritted teeth with a livid expression.
When the monks with White Horse Temple saw him become enraged, they did not even dare to breathe too loudly. They quietly retreated, afraid that they would get into trouble.
Who knew that the next scene would make them dumbstruck!
It was unknown whether Lin Kong's head was broken due to the alcohol, but he walked over and patted Wu Chen, ”Old man, why are you shivering so cold? Why don't we have some alcohol to warm our bodies? ”
”Evil creature!” ”Shut up!” Wu Chen was about to explode with anger. He roared with a buddhist lion's roar. The sound wave was like a thunderbolt and it sent Wu Tie flying again, crashing into the same mountain wall.
Lin Kong was indeed a weirdo. Even though he had a strong body, even though he was hanging on the stone wall, he was still secretly cursing the old monk for hiding things and not teaching him the Lion's Roar skill.