Chapter 1541: Lost in the Act! (1/2)
Chapter 1541: Lost in the Act!
The ly without the slightest bit of shame, continued on in a loud voice “And then there was the second thing you said Heaven laid its eyes upon you? Do you even kno to talk? What is that supposed to mean? Heaven has eyes? What you should have said is this: ‘Oh Heavens, dig outa Chosen like this, I don’t need the in irritation
Meng Hao blinked, and couldn’t hold back fro dryly
As for the old lizard, its eyes were as wide as saucers as it stared at thethat it had truly run into a master of speech
“Re, you have to deter to Soeration eration Therefore, before you begin brown-nosing, you need to analyze the personality of the person in question At a single glance, you can tell that Haowie is a clever rogue With people like that, you can’t rely on ordinary o overboard The thicker you lay it on, the better The highest real is not the level where you hest level is where you actually believe what you are saying is true That is a level that is not to be trifled with!” As the eable fashi+on, its expression was very sos of the old lizard
The lizard began to sweat nervously
“And then there’s the last thing you said It was far too long-winded Alright, how about this? You just watch hest level looks like” A popping sound could be heard as the ue flicked out of its an to burn with passion It was even trean to rise up froaze seeat the most perfect of all creations It suddenly plopped down to prostrate itself to Meng Hao, then cried out in theof voices, “Oh exalted one, I absolutely, positively must become your subordinate, sir, and bathe in the radiance of your light If you dare to refuse me, sir, then I will kill myself in front of your very eyes If you try to stop me, I will kill myself this minute!” The ue out as if in preparation to bite it off if Meng Hao didn't agree
In fact, it even began to emanate the fluctuations of self-detonation The parrot stared in shock for a moment, then smacked the
“damned bird!” the meat jelly roared “Get the hell out of my way I'm the most respected lizard in the entire starry sky of the Vast Expanse! However, as of this day, I have come to understand that my mission in life has been to wait for your appearance, oh master!
“Sir, if you dare to say the word ‘no,’ then I will kill myself imrow more and e of being destroyed Cracking sounds emanated out, and rifts opened up which e Hao’s eyes ide, and the parrot see that the e of self-detonating, he quickly said, “Yes, I accept I accept!”
Finally, the ns of self-detonation faded away, and a popping sound rang out as the rossed in the act that it was co the imminent self-detonation had resulted in some injuries However, theproudly over at the old lizard, it said, “Now do you see horong you were?!”
The lizard re as it stared at the meat jelly Suddenly, it was as if it had experienced an epiphany Countless lightning bolts blasted around in its hten like the o, it had been more than obvious theHao hadn’t acted when he did the ht have actually blown itself up
The old lizard took a deep breath, then clasped hands and bowed to thevery torn, and was actually considering asking theHao cleared his throat
“Alright, enough with the ruckus,” he said “Listen, old lizard, you can follow me for a thousand years if you want And if not, I won’t force you” With that, he flicked his sleeve and made his way off into the distance
The parrot and meat jelly immediately followed after him After a moment passed, the meat jelly looked back ruefully at the lizard
The lizard hesitated for a moment, then clenched its jaw and flew after the somewhat unsettled, and thus didn’t notice that the es to each other
“Well, what did you think of that?” the meat jelly transmitted proudly “From now on, Lord Third has some hired muscle That old lizard’s cultivation base is at the 9-Essences level Whenever we go out in the future, we can loot anybody ithout a single hitch”