Chapter 501-510 (1/2)

Chapter 501: Don’t Dreaed towards Chen Xiaobei grinned, absolutely certain that he could not dodge their attacks He was a dead h for theas for few months!

Crack

Suddenly, the sound of bones being crushed echoed in the air even as the both of them reveled in cloud nine The burly man to Chen Xiaobei’s left had his neck broken, dropped to the floor and stopped breathing

The other ht did not even react – he kept sprinting to his right, believing that he could stab Chen Xiaobei’s heart

The young rabbed thehisTechnique to break his arer in the man’s hand into his own chest

Thud!

The dagger broke through bone and went through his heart He was killed instantly

“What… What the hell?!” The red-haired woman exclaimed “That kid… killed two of our allies!”

All her confidence was replaced by horror It was not the first tiy However, she had never failed with that trick – she even took out a 20,000 combat power elite before! She siy was not working on Chen Xiaobei

“Not two but four!” Chen Xiaobei bellowed, hisinto the air It was not necessary for him to show mercy since they were here to kill him

“shi+t Run, quick!” The red-haired woet the remnant of her squad to flee

“Run… Run…” Terrified, the re two men fled as fast as they could

“Do you really think you can run away froht up with one of them in no time at all

With the help of Pri, Chen XIaobei could raise his 9000 co him to surpass the A class international assassin in both speed and power

Therefore, outco his arm around his victim’s neck, Chen Xiaobei pulled his face down to his knee!

Pow!

The power behind that hit was co his skull His face looked fine but the bone underneath his face was completely crushed! His brain was thumped into mush and he died instantly

Meanwhile, the other muscular man has escaped hundredthat he has escaped the grasp of a reaper

Suddenly, he heard a shout

“Sword! Go!”

A blood red flash tore through the sainst him

“Wind!”

The sword struck the man once and returned to Chen while the head of that round with a dull thud

“Well, looks like you’re the only one left!” Chen Xiaobei smiled at the red-haired wo on his pal ed towards the assassin She could feel her heart thu her

Instead of a target and a young brat, what she saas a blood red reaper walking towards her as the smoke dissipated The horror was too much for her to handle

Deep breath

The red-haired wo under Chen Xiaobei’s terrifying presence She knew for certain now that it was impossible to defeat him, and that there was also no way for her to escape the blood red Chaos Sword Essence The only thing she could do was plead for mercy

“I yield… Don’t kill me… No…”

The red-haired woround, opened up both of her ared

“There is no grudge between us I’m paid to kill you, but I’ll abandon the mission noill leave China as soon as possible if you are willing to let o… I won’t never set foot in this land anymore!”

“Hehe… Weren’t you quite confident just now? What happened? This isn’t a challenge at all!” Chen Xiaobei laughed haughtily His tone was calm, but his voice spilled absolute control and domination Only people as powerful as he was could stay calm in situation like that!

“I don’t know that you’re so strong… I swear I won’t come near you anymore…” The red-haired woman was petrified; she almost fell to her knees

“Then tell me Who sent you?”

“Will you let ?” the red-haired woman asked tenatively

“You’ve no right to ht live if you tell me, but you will die if you don’t!”

“I’ll tell… I’ll tell… It’s Yap-” The red-haired woman nodded

Bang!

A gunshot could be heard in the distance, and a bullet pierced the red-haired woman’s head from the side before she could finish

‘Headshot! A sniper has been cahtened

Bang!

The sniper fired a second shot – the bullet e, and blew a hole through his head He fell liround immediately

In the distance, the sniper grinned with pleasure fro up immediately The loud shots would definitely attract the police – he had to flee while he can

“Xiaobei! Are you okay?! Please don’t scare me like this! Xiaobei…”

Lin Xiang rushed out from her mansion to him Tears started to well out from her eyes when she saw him sprawled motionlessly outside the house

“Puht”

Chen Xiaobei leapt up like a dolphin, unhurt! That bullet did pierce through his head, although the Ulti the lethal attack

“Why were you lying on the ground if you’re alright… You freakedmumbled sadly; she was ready to die with him

“I was trying to fool the sniper The enemy now thinks I’m dead, but it’s now tiht now because I’m dead, so this is their ood life afterwith me!”

Chapter 502: An Eye for an Eye

“Please don’t go You’rerushed to Chen Xiaobei and held his aro

“No An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth – I never allow my enemies to escape scot-free I will have him suffer the way he wanted me to, and that will definitely teach him a lesson not to mess with me!”

His expression s could not help feel conflicted

“But…” She bit her petite lip; she was very worked up over him

Chen Xiaobei shook his head “Please understand, pumpkin the enemy this time is different, I cannot allow them to run too far or I can’t track him down!

“I understand how you feel,” he said, and held her shoulders with both hands “But you have to have faith that I’ll be back I had made a deal with the Moon Lord after all – I will definitely return for the hanky panky!”

Lin Xiang immediately blushed, and wiped away her tears “You’re such a rascal! Since when you became such a pervert…” Too embarrassed to look into his eyes, she turned away from him

It was then that she saw the corpses strewn all over the courtyard After a single shriek, she passed out

Chen Xiaobei caught her before she could fall, shaking her head

“Might as well be unconscious than to watch all this”

His little lamb had always been a scaredy-cat It would have been weird for her to not freak out at the sight of the carnage instead

Pulling out sopo Soup froer in the broth and slipped it into Lin Xiang’s supple lips When she wakes up, she would not remember any of this

Soon, thepolice sirens It was obvious that the sound of gunfire had alerted thee bunch of them had arrived, there should not be any threat to theback into her house, before putting on the Nightstalker Outfit and fleeing the place quietly

The Lintian Mansion

Built right beside Lake Xuanwu, its h it was slightly less grand compared to the Yap Mansion, its location alone on City

Nonetheless, the only reason Yap Tianlin was able to procure the land to build his mansion was thanks to his fan of how influential Yap Family and their circle was

Right now, Yap Tianlin was chewing on a thick cigar in the coht, but finally smiled when he heard of Chen Xiaobei’s apparent demise

“Are you sure that bastard is dead?”

“I’m positive He took a bullet to the head – there’s no way anyone could live through that!”

There was arectangular case placed behind him

He was the assassin hired to kill Chen Xiaobei; he had a long scar stretching from one end of his face to the other His expression was calm, but it only made him look extreh bloodbaths had

“Nicely done As expected of Dongbei Gunlord, you’re much better than that useless international assassin” Yap Tianlin said, and tossed a bank card on the table in front of him “Here’s your reward, as promised”

“Pleasure doing business” The htly, and made himself scarce

“Hohoho With that bastard gone, Lin Xiang will be rinned, but only for a while; he began to feel a little uneasy “Lin Xiang should be guarded and questioned by the police for the night… How can I sleep without a woman beside me!? I think I should call Hawk; I hope I’m not too late”

Ring…

Yap Tianlin’s phone rang Feeling odd to receive a call at this time, he picked up the phone

An extreh blasted out of the speaker iht? Hawk just caught a top-tier jade rabbit for you! I kid you not, the first person I thought about was you!”

“Hmm” Yap Tianlin arched an eyebrow in suspicion “It’s been a while since you caught any jade rabbit – what is a top-tier jade rabbit worth?”

“You know me! Grey rabbit is 70 points, white rabbit is 80 points… Jade rabbit is 90!” The man’s voice was extremely weird It was al to sell their “product” to customer!

“This top-tier jade rabbit is one of a kind The best in Dragon City, if I may say so It can only be 100 or even 99 points, I kid you not This one is by far the best I’ve ever caught!”

Yap Lintian eyes widened, and quickly shouted into the phone: “Enough! I want it –it over this instance, and I’ll reward you nicely if I’m satisfied!”

“Hohoho! As expected of Master Yap! In that case, I shall be in your care!” The man replied happily before his voice tone turned serious “I’d bet on my head that you’ll be in cloud nine when you’re done”

“You haveup and realized that he was salivating heavily Grinning, he juon City he said! That’s better than the two boon City – Luo Puti the Demon Ice qQeen and the lady of the Liu Family who always stayed inside her house The two untouchables!”

“How lucky! Not only I can enjoy a rabbit who share the same beauty of Luo Puti and Liu, I can also clai! What a day! Not even the Gods could be as happy as I am!”

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Suddenly, so hard on the front door Yap Tianlin went to open the door by himself – he had sent away every servant in the house before he met the assassin

Who also turned out to be the one knocking the door

“Why have you returned?”

His expression was starkly different from just now He was fearless before he left – and somewhat ferocious too But now, there was no hint of that inti aura of his – instead, he looked spooked to the bones

“Are you… trerew i nervous?

“Wind!”

In a split second, so trail of blood that burst out from the sniper’s throat!

Thud!

Splash!+

The sniper’s head dropped and rolled on the ground The blood that had burst out of the stump that was his neck painted Yap Tianlin in crimson!

“What the fck?!” Yap Tianlin had a front-row seat view of the beheading of the fabei Gunlord!

Shocked to the point of alround and almost wet his pants

“Oh! That’s a new one I never knew you could feel fear”

Suddenly, a voice could be heard behind the corpse of the dead Gunlord It was none other than Chen Xiaobei!

“I thought you were dead… Ho are- are you still- still a-alive?” Yap Tian feel every single hair on his body stood on end as he looked into Chen Xiaobei’s deathly glare

The sight of the now-headless Gunlord had shaken hiore, but because how clean and how surgically precise it was He never thought that a neck could be severed so flawlessly!

There was also no question that Chen Xiaobei killed the assassin Knowing that, Yap Tianlin now looked upon him like the reaper

Slowly and deliberately, Chen Xiaobei stepped towards Yap Tianlin and stopped one pace away “Please enlighten me How do you wish to die?”

“I…” Yap Tianlin could not think straight – his brain had just oo Panicked and confused, he simply started to plead for his life “I don’t want to die! Please spare my life! Mercy, please! I-I-I-I-I-I I have money! Yes, I’ll pay you! Just name your price!”

“Money? Do you think I want to touch your money?” Chen Xiaobei pulled out a srinned like a child about to pull a nasty prank

Chapter 503: The Goddess

There was a saying: with ain

Those words also happened to be made famous by the Yap Family As China’s wealthiest clan, their wealth was so vast it rivals the national treasury

In short, there was nothing that the Yap Family could not buy with money, or so they had come to believe That hy Yap Tianlin readily offered Chen Xiaobei ht he could use his wealth to buy his way to safety

Little did he know that Chen Xiaobei was not the kind of person ould go blind at the sight of gold The man did not even flinch!

“Noooooooo! Get away from me! What the hell is that?!” Yap Tianlin cried out in fear when he saw the tiny bottle Chen Xiaobei had pulled out froht then that whatever was in it was not good news!

“I wanted you to die with a little dignity, but there’s a change of plans since you plan to touch my woman” Chen Xiaobei kept his slow and purposeful stride towards Yap Tianlin, and grabbed his throat As the poor asp for air, he swiftly poured half of the liquid in the bottle into it

“What! What poison is this… I don’t want to die… Give me the antidote!” Yap Tianlin’s face was contorted, and did his best to cough out whatever Chen Xiaobei had feed hiht it must be the worst kind of poison – the kind that corrodes his innards!

“Oh, relax!” Chen Xiaobei grinned “That’s not poison In fact, it has a cute name – the Obedience Elixir!”

“W-What…” Yap Tianlin blinked slowly as he felt his vision blur He could feel blood rushi+ng to his head – the same sensation when he was drunk

Before he knew it, he had dropped to the floor, face-first

Yap Tianlin got to his feet sluggishly; his eyes were milky, unfocused and lifeless

Chen Xiaobei crossed his arht “Go find yourself an isolated room and masturbate until you die!” He bellowed

“Yes… I will” Yap Tianlin nodded like a puppet, and stumbled slowly towards the mansion’s toilet and locked hi on his lower half and started stroking his own shaft faster than the ine’s piston

“Half a bottle of Obedience Elixir… That should be enough for the man to wank until he dies” Chen Xiaobei nodded with satisfaction and tucked the bottle safely into his treasure chest

Just when he was about to clean things up and leave, the phone that was on the living roo Chen Xiaobei answered the call out of curiosity

“Good evening, Master Yap! I’ve just arrived at your back door with the top-tier jade rabbit in hand Do you wish to check on the product?” A slightly high pitch voice could be heard

Jade Rabbit?

Sister Chang’e’s Jade rabbit?

Chen Xiaobei arched an eyebrow and paused, and answered with Yap Tianlin’s voice by using the True Sound

“Alright”

There was a white SUV parked behind achin that was as sharp and pointy as his mouth

Sitting on the driver’s seat was another man with a hawk tattoo on his neck His Qi ht, while his eyes was as sharp as the raptor print he had He also appeared experienced

“Bro Pi, so… But it’s not Master Yap!” He said once he spotted Chen Xiaobei co from the distance

“Are you sure? Hawk, you better open them eyes! We need to bail out if there’s a probleilantly

“There’s no need,” said Hawk cal adult, probably 20 years old or more Doesn’t look like he could take a punch”

“Oh It’s fine then,” Bro Pi muttered as he stretched out his arms and relaxed himself in a carefree manner When it comes to Yap Tianlin, he would present hi… whatever was sent to deal with him, there was no need for the formalities

Finally, Chen Xiaobei arrived “Master Yap sent oods,” he told Bro Pi

“That’s not how this works Cough up first before touching the product!” Bro Pi narrowed his eyes and glared at Chen Xiaobei

“Hmph!” Chen Xiaobei scoffed and folded his arms “Do you really think that Master Yap wouldn’t pay? There’s nothing that he couldn’t buy! I have the , you won’t finishi+ng counting !”

“Bro Pi, let him have a look,” said the s won’t end well if they’re fucking with us”

“Fine!” Bro Pi cried out disgruntledly and opened the door on the passenger seat to reveal the ‘product’

Chen Xiaobei leaned down a little to see an extres spread out on the passenger seat He iht of the Goddess character in one of the Wuxia television dramas that he watched!

Her skin was so fair as it could be mistaken for snow; her eyes, despite closed, had the distinct curls of rivers Chen Xiaobei sensed purity at a glance Her thighs were plastered against her white dress, but somehoas still concealed beneath the fabric The curves of her body were accentuated froer seat

Everything about her gave the vague sensation of seeing a bit was seeing the entire thing It would not be enough to say that she had just ca by the masters

Words fail when it came to how lavish she was There was no doubt that she would win even against Athena herself in elegance, royalty and grandeur Every sick thought men tend to carry with them would vaporize the moment they saw her Her complexion and face were so serene that she literally imbues tranquility into people

One glance, and she will help you forget every other woman in the world

“Boy! Had enough? Pay up!” Hawk had already got down from the driver’s seat and stood behind Chen Xiaobei

“Of course However, I think I should deal with the both of you first I’ll continue with the bird once I’m done with the trash!+” Chen Xiaobei narrowed his eyes and clenched his fist

shi+ng

Hawk had pulled out a long machete and snarled, “It’s best if you don’t mess around, little man It won’t end well for you”

“You know… If you want to hurt me, you must be prepared for the same” Chen Xiaobei assumed a combat stance

“Urgh…” The Goddess in the passenger’s seat grunted ever so softly, before getting up and blinking her pair of starry eyes She appeared completely intoxicated; she neither moved nor spoke

Chen Xiaobei lowered his fist and turned to her “I’ll save you, don’t worry”

“Sees easy – we’ll just have to kill you” Bro Pi set him!”

Whoosh

The blade in Hawk’s hands danced around the air as he tried to get around Chen Xiaobei’s fist to stab his neck The blade glinted faintly, and Chen Xiaobei knew at once that there was True Qi iular man, that poor felloould have died instantly

“Urgh…” The beautiful Goddess-like girl frowned, and shut her eyes before lying down again

Crack!

The sounds of bone crunching rang, and the man known as Haailed

“Urgh! Aaargh!”

Hawk’s blade arm was broken as Chen Xiaobei twisted it in reflex; his entire ar away the blade that was in the thug’s hand, Chen Xiaobei struck Hawk in the head with thea watermelon!

Thud!

“Heavens!” Horrified, the other guy tried his best to flee, but Chen Xiaobei had already sped to hirabbed hiround so that he could pin hi

“Bro! Hero! Papa! Please don’t kill , Bro Pi was instantly domesticated

“You’re in the kidnapping business, robbing young girls off their future just to earn so this is not the first tirowled icily “People like you… No, ani!”

Chapter 504: The Beast is Unleashed

“Crack!”

With a little pressure applied to the neck, Chen Xiaobei broke it easily like a twig The man that was called Bro Pi died almost instantly His lifeless head noisted to the side, with his eyes locked onto the girl

Before Chen Xiaobei could even sigh, an even louder sigh came from behind him

“Ahhhh… I want it…”

The Goddess that was in the car finally spoke Her soft and seducing voice rang like a bell in Chen Xiaobei’s ears It was definitely not the first time he heard the voice of a wo from a beauty like her

Chen Xiaobei alround when he heard the soft voice whispering in his ear Frantically trying to find his footing, Chen Xiaobei said, “Woah What’s wrong with you?”

Chen Xiaobei turned around only to get the shock of his life

The Goddess’ face that was originally as white as snow, had turned deep red It was not the red of anger It was the heat, the craving for it The intense craving for another human!

Before, when Chen Xiaobei killed the bad guys, she was sitting still, un Yet, she had just jumped up to her feet and tackled Chen Xiaobei Her voluptuous body pressed against his and Chen Xiaobei could feel the fiery heat of her lust Without any warning, she planted her lips on Chen Xiaobei, and kissed hiirl, hence he could not th to push her away She, on the other hand, pushed hi for hihs

In an instant, Chen Xiaobei realized the reason behind her irrational lust over hiirl would just suddenly jump at him and kiss him

“Lady! You’ve been poisoned! It’s an extremely potent one at that! It’s an aphrodisiac!”

The reason why she was quiet fro her blood flow and breathing It was to reduce and suppress the spreading of the poison However, when she thought that Chen Xiaobei was about to be killed by her kidnappers, her heart rate shot up and incidentally allowed the poison to spread to the rest of her body Instantly, her conscience faded and lust took over her will She wanted a man like never before and even tried to devour Chen Xiaobei like a hungry tiger

“AHH!” She moaned ever so erotically “Kiss me! Mmmph… Kiss me more…”

The Goddess bent down and held Chen Xiaobei tightly in her e him with her breasts Her clothes were so thin that he could feel the heat e from her flesh He was, after all, squeezed between her two honkers Chen Xiaobei was so aroused that his blood pressure shot up high He was al a nosebleed!

Enraged with hiot away

“I nity! How can I take advantage of a girl in distress! Better yet, she’s a stranger!”

Chen Xiaobei shook his head violently and suppressed the urge with all his ht

“I must find a place to neutralize the poison! Such a potent aphrodisiac… I’ to need a lot of water!”

Chen Xiaobei aier on her pressure points Within seconds, she lost consciousness and fainted

With haste, Chen Xiaobei carried the wouy’s car and headed towards the nearest hotel

Ding!

[You have eliuy, you have received 20,000 merit points!]

Ding!

[You have eliuy, you have received 10,000 merit points!]

Ding!

[You have eliuy…]

As he drove, the Netherspirit Battlescouter pro merit points

The one with 20,000 bei Gunlord Killing Bro Pi and Haas 10,000 points The assassin that he killed earlier was even lower

Ding!

[Your current merit points is 200,000 You need another 100,000 merit points to proceed to the next level (Charm: 20,000, Luck: 20,000)!]

“Not bad, that’s over 40,000 merits points!”

Chen Xiaobei was happy, yet there was so hier, only surprises There are even merit points! The only thorn in the bush was Moon Lord not keeping his promise! I will have him take responsibility for this!”

No sooner, Chen Xiaobei arrived at the hotel He quickly got a room and headed to it

Unfortunately, when Chen Xiaobei entered the roouard and allowed the girl to kiss him on the lips

“URGH!”

Chen Xiaobei was stunned He started to feel dizzy The scent of the girl’s lips lingered around him like the devil itself

“Oh no…”

Chen Xiaobei almost drowned himself from the effect of the aphrodisiac He quickly returned to his senses and found that he was also being affected by the poison!

The potency of the poison was so strong that it e built up like an oversized balloon ready to explode

“NO! I MUST RESIST!”

Chen Xiaobei bit his lips to feel the pain in order to stay conscious of his actions He quickly withdrew the Seven Fragrances Treasury Pouch to neutralize the poison in him

“Please… I beg you Kiss me! Please kiss me…”

In an unexpected turn of event, the Goddess jumped to Chen Xiaobei and took the pouch away fro much, she hurled the pouch soer

“FCK ME!”

Chen Xiaobei knew that without the pouch, the poison would spread to his entire body There would only be one outcome Succumb to the poison

His lust went out of control as the poison started to control his thoughts and actions Slowly yet surely, Chen Xiaobei lost himself to the effect of the poison

As if the girl had accomplished what she had done, she slowly lifted Chen Xiaobei up to her eye level and allowed Chen Xiaobei to unbutton her clothes as she helped him unbutton his pants…

Yap Tianlin was found in the toilet, 6 pm the next day

Being a Yap Family member with all sorts of connections and money, the man was about to breathe his last before the butler of the house fed hiy

The on City and was treated by the best doctor, stayed in the best facilities, and had the h check-up

Not until 9 ae of Yap Tianlin came out from the room with his report in his hands

A cold, stern lookingcenter shot to his feet and rushed over to the doctor

“What happened to my son?”

The lie was the anization

“Mr Yap…”

The doctor was stunned at theMaster Yap… He is physically fine… but…”

“But what?! Explain! Don’t delay!” Yap Honglie was furious

He read the early diagnosis of his son and found that thefor nearly 24 hours! In his heart, he knew that so bad would happen to his son

“Young Master Yap is physical fine But, there’s a problem with his… Um…”

The doctor then relaxed his hands and place it on his groin

“What? WHAT PROBLEM!” Yap Honglie snarled

The h hopes for his son to continue the family name If he had probleeneration of Yap?!

“Yes… U it for far too long All the ed severely There’s chronic internal bleeding and… Well In short, it ”

“His penis… bleeding?!” Yap Honglie almost had a heart attack when he heard the new “What does ‘for the ti you! You best heal him back to he was before or I’ll make sure you’ll share the same fate as he did!”

“Calm down Master Yap! We will try our very best!”

The doctor looked calm but he was sure that he had almost peed himself

“What are you still standing here for! Go back and heal lie roared so loudly that the doctor dropped his files and left the place

“Uncle Ying! Get to the bottolieto himself Someone is behind this and I will have his name!”

Chapter 505: Super Fated

It was aat random places like the lamp, chair, and coincidentally, the doorknob Luckily for the lady, her bra was on the side of the bed

“Ouch…”

Chen Xiaobei woke up and felt a sharp pain on his back It did not take long for him to realize that there were scratch marks on his back That was the cause of his pain Only when he got out of the bed that he realized that there were scratches all over his body! He was attacked by a cat!

Chen Xiaobei gulped It was not hard for hi in bed Naturally, he had not forgotten about the Goddess that was in the same bed as he

She was sleeping soundly beside him Despite the messiness, her hair was spread out on the bed Her supple red lips were half open, they were so inviting to be kissed Her ink-like hair was so silky that the tiniest breeze of ould side the sheets Her eyes were still closed yet it did not diminish the beauty of her snohite complexion She was tired It ritten all over her beautiful face It was obvious that she had been ‘tortured’ thoroughly the night before

“My God… I slept with the Goddess…”

Chen Xiaobeia blanket over her, he could still trace the outline of her slender figure Thankfully, her legs were not covered he could enjoy the sight of her white jaded legs

“This er…” Chen Xiaobei rubbed his face He was still having a little headache from the effect of the poison

“Mmm…”

The Goddess groaned softly in bed like anyone would before getting up froently It was then that Chen Xiaobei knew that she had the smoothest skin How else would the blanket just slide off her naked body as if it was marble?

Chen Xiaobei walked over to the other side of the bed to pick up the blanket Just when he wanted to cover the precious thing, he realized so There were droplets of blood on the white sheets He was extre the red spots that appeared all over her side like the red dates in the snow

“Oh no…”

Chen Xiaobei felt horrible He would not have thought that soin

“Fck Moon Lord! What the hell is that old fart doing…” Chen Xiaobei frowned He orried sick Hoould she react when she wakes up?

The ht and her partner in bed was an unknown man Hoould someone react to that?

Shrinking fro out, Chen Xiaobei quietly tip-toed to the bathroom to take a cold shower After severalhi from the bedroom When he came out of the bathroom, the woman that was on the bed had disappeared She must have put on her clothes and left the roo alone, in the et his sins

“The young woht Why should I be worried about it?”

Chen Xiaobei steeled his ht At that uilty “I should have asked for her na to do since she’s my first woman”

“Oh right! I can ask the old fart!”

Chen Xiaobei dressed hi his other clothes

Without delay, Chen Xiaobei boes

Chen Xiaobei: Moon Lord! You piece of shi+t! Come out and face me!

Chen Xiaobei: Moon Lord! You piece of shi+t!…

Chen Xiaobei: Moon Lord!…

Moon Lord: God Chen Xiaobei! Where the fire? Why are you scolding ?

Chen Xiaobei: It’s because of you, stupid! I’d already inboxed you about the girl I wanted to get laid with! Her na! You messed up! You messed with the entire fate!

Moon Lord: What? Did I make a mistake? (stunned)

Chen Xiaobei: Cut the pretense! How could you not realize your own mistake!

Moon Lord: Oh my…I really did make a mistake…(blush) God Chen Xiaobei! I am extremely sorry! I drank toored thread…[1]

Chen Xiaobei: WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK! You drank too much?! How can that be?! No wonder there are so many weird rolare)

Moon Lord: Please don’t get angry God Chen Xiaobei… There’s just too many fated couples in the three realht all the time… There’s this one time when I had too much to drink, I’d accidentally pulled the thread of a ether Compared them, you’re lucky (Blush) (Whistle)

Chen Xiaobei: Are you saying that I should thank you forup my fate? (Glare, Glare, Glare, Glare)

“Stupid fck! Such a useless old fart! I’ll never ask any favor from him anymore! There’ll be a chance that he will even join …Oh God…”

Chen Xiaobei was so frustrated that he could not stop pulling his hair The Moon Lord’s silence was not helping either Only he would knohere he went

Chen Xiaobei put down the phone and grooain

Moon Lord: God Chen Xiaobei! You’d really need to thank lass s)

Chen Xiaobei: Thank my ass! You’re such a thick-faced old man! How dare you ask me to thank you when you messed up my fate! (Glare)

Moon Lord: Hey hey Listen to irl that you ith last night Was she extrein?

Chen Xiaobei: Uhin with! Who knoill you linkto my bed!

Moon Lord: There you go again Listen to irl that you spent the night with has increased your fate count! It’s now more than 10 times the amount now!

Chen Xiaobei: Fate count? 10 times the amount? What is that? (Surprise)

Moon Lord: It’s si you soood luck!

Chen Xiaobei: Bring e?

Moon Lord: So like that But it’s not the saood luck! This kind of paring only exists once every a few hundred years! Like that the faether, you could even beco and queen!

Chen Xiaobei: Hey Are you daft? There’s no such thing as kings and queens in this era

Moon Lord: That’s true but you need to understand this Even if I want to pair the both of you, I could never have found the perfect match in the middle of billions of humans around! The only reason behind this super fate is FATE itself! I am to report this matter to the Jade Emperor soon!

Chen Xiaobei: Fck! This is awesome! What is the woman’s name! Please tell me!