Chapter 451-460 (2/2)

“That’s right!” Chen Xiaobei exclaiotten about it if you didn’t remind me!”

Rocket was thefive thousand RMB apiece It acts as a sort of advertisement for streamers to attract more interested viewers

“A problem is not a problerinned and quickly spent around fiveRockets with his cellphone!

Ding!

[Big Bro Bei just gave a Rocket to God-tier Fortune Teller!]

Ding!

[Big Bro Bei just gave a Rocket to God-tier Fortune Teller!]

Ding!

[Big Bro Bei just gave a Rocket to God-tier Fortune Teller!]

……

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Messages with red borders started to flood the entirety of Dou’s roo his strea out Rockets The viewer count was still growing!

I’m So Bored: What the hell?! One thousand Rockets… It’s crazy!

Don’t Laugh: Last tiave it all away to a strea news, but this incident is definitely going international!

I Hope You Know: Who is Big Bro Bei? He just used all his money to create a streamer with ten thousand viewers! He’s awesome!

Oppa: Everyone cares about physical appearance a lot nowadays But this streaood at the gaave it all to him!

Little Bee: I don’t think he’s that good – he is only at Golden First Rank However, I think he must have some talent Why would anyone spend so much money on him otherwise?

Close to Death: He calls hi! I’ll definitely donate more rockets if it comes true!

Castle Swordht! We’ll become your loyal fans if you can really do it!

The chat box greded in no ti’s performance

What did a not-so-good-looking and not-so-skillful streamer do to deserve one thousand rockets? Earlier, Chen Xiaobei had told Old wang to focus on the ga moment was here!

“Alright! Seeh people now Our master will come up with his very first prediction!”

Old wang was stunned Clairvoyance was not his strong suit

Then, Chen Xiaobei siht not kno to predict stuff, but you do have the Mouth of Curses! Use that to curse your opponent That e’ll win the bet!”

Old wang’s face lit up He may be weak for a deity but he was no fool – he would not have reached Golden First Rank in such a short period of time otherwise

Cough

Cough

Though nervous, Old wang faked a few coughs to calin soon I predict that the ultiet!” He declared lightly

Everyone was surprised by his first ever prediction

Quiet Genius: No way Look at Lubu’s skill, it’s iet!

General: That’s right! Lubu’s ultiet, let alone an experienced player!

Pinnacle Player: I don’t think this prediction will come true! I won’t buy it!

Yesheng Penzi: This strea hiarbage!

Many refused to believe Old wang’s prediction, and some even started to mock him However, Chen Xiaobei was not troubled – it was exactly what he wanted! They would be even more shocked when his prediction co as his disciples!

In short, Chen Xiaobei had done everything he could

The tea was totally focused on the gait

Soon, he saw Lubu initiate his ultimate move

“Curse this player – he shall et!” He shouted

Translator’s Note:

[1]: Author is breaking the 4th wall

Chapter 457: Master wang’s Mouth of Prediction

Boom!

Lubu froled that et!

It was too obvious a lethal ’s team seized the chance and launched a counter-attack They used every skill at their disposal to annihilate the enemy’s team, and quickly reached the enemy’s base to destroy their crystal core

Old wang’s team won, and his streaes at once!

[dale target!]

[It looks like Old wang’s teaed to turn the tables and triue mistake!]

[That prediction! Old wang from Next Door’s prediction came true! It’s crazy!]

[This is really incredible I’m sorry but I can’t afford to buy a rocket for you, so let ive you some Small Dried Fish… I hope you don’t mind!]

[Old wang is awesome! Brothers, let’s reward him with Small Dried Fishes!]

The croas showering both positive co’s showing It was exactly what Chen Xiaobei had expected! All their doubts only served to increase their disbelief when they were shown exactly what they could never expect! Around thirty thousand people atching Old wang’s stream now

From zero to thirty thousand viewers in an hour!

Still, Chen Xiaobei was not at all surprised, while Old wang was positively thrilled “Xiaobei!” He exclaiifts? Oh, ht now!”

As a deity, Old wang had long been ostracized in heaven In fact, everyone up there avoided hileabout since forever!

Now, he had friends!

People who loved him for his powers!

It was such a trifling thing, and yet the God of Misfortune was rejoicing from the bottom of his mortal heart!

“That’s right, they’re praising you Very well played! Keep it up, and more people will follow you!” Chen Xiaobei smiled and spurred him on

“A! Thank you sos his head

[This streamer is really funny and so adorable! I like it Hahaha!]

[It’s hard for an old man like him to stream… We should all subscribe to him!]

[That’s right! Let’s push his subscription up to 20000!]

Everyone loved Old wang’s genuine and heartwarh the streah none of them orshi+ppers They did not have the fanatical admiration that Chen Xiaobei’s fan base usually showed

As such, it was crucial to turn the norht now! Chen Xiaobei whispered so

Old wang caught his intention iht into the webcam, he declared: “Thank you so ratitude by perforher-level prediction!”

[Higher-level prediction?]

[Quick! Quick! Quick! I will give you ain!]

“I was confident enough to win the game just now because I played with ht doubt , so this time please choose asaid

[Whoa! I didn’t know you can do that… It’s crazy, my master!]

[We’ll do it since you look so confident! Guys, let’s check out other famous streamers’ streams!]

[That’s right! We should choose a difficult one for him!]

Old wang’s fans went to work immediately

After a heated discussion, the crowd finally decided to ask Old wang to make his prediction on a streamer called God of bollocks Chen Xiaobei quickly helped him switch to his stream

Turns out God of bollocks was another younghis character with the most exquisite skills

Old wang gave a nonchalant look and simply said: “The God of bollocks won’t hit anyone with his ultimate move later!”

Once again, his prediction left everyone speechless

[Boss, you’re crazy! You are talking about the God of bollocks, the ace of the elite Beyond Godlike Team! How could he miss?]

[He’s also playing his favored character right now!]

[Master, stop drea Your prediction will never come true – I refuse to believe it!]

[I’ll castrate myself live if your prediction comes true!]

[I’ll eat the testicles of the guy above if your prediction comes true!]

The crowd absolutely refused to believe in Old wang, only to watch as God of bollocks’ cellphone dropped to the floor for no reason whatsoever!

Without any reason!

No sign or warning!

As a result, his character had unleashed his ultimate move when his cellphone slipped off frole enemy – a complete waste of a precious ultimate move!

“Uhm… That ard…” The God of bollocks quickly picked up his cellphone and apologized “I’rip… Pardon me…”

Back at Old wang’s stream

Everyone was cheering and flooding hiifts once more

[Master wang! You’re siain!]

[Terrific! Master wang’s prediction is almost like a weapon, it scares me!]

[I surrender! Froreatest fan! By the here are those guys talking about castrating and eating dicks?!]

[Master wang, mercy! We won’t ever doubt you anymore You have us with your Godly prediction, I shall call you my master from now on!]

The atmosphere of the chat room was akin to a forest fire

“Hahaha! This ispraises for my Mouth of Curses! Thank you sobeamed

Chen Xiaobei noticed that quite a number of vieere his fanatic fans noever, he also saw that the growth of Old wang’s viewershi+p was slowing down – it was their cue to end the stream

“Alright, people! Master wang is going to take a rest now, subscribe to us if you haven’t clicked the subscribe button Until next time!”

“What’s up? I wanted to strea was miffed that Chen Xiaobei would cut the fun so short

“You’ll have a lot of ti matters” Chen Xiaobei said

“What pressing otten about the bet

“Act cocky! Face slaps!” Chen Xiaobei grinned

That hen Old wang finally reed in to the Red Envelope Chat Group at the same time

Chen Xiaobei: It’s been less than an hour, but we’re back!

Shaoba Xingjun: We’re back!

Chapter 458: Are You Both Going to Squat and Pee?

Jiang Jiya: You two are here earlier than expected Planning to surrender?

Lei Zhenzi: The bet won’t change even if the both of you surrender! Hand s Golden Cicada now!

Chen Xiaobei: We shall never surrender! How about checking the number of disciples that we have now? Just announce the result!

Jiang Jiya: Hmph Stubborn bastard! We can check the numbers of disciples at the temple of deities To make this fair, I have even invited the Grand Supreme Lord Laotzu to announce the results!

Laotzu: Cough… Cough… I just checked out the result personally… However, can I just say that the bet is a little… over the top? Maybe you guys could consider calling it off…

NeZha: That’s right! Just let it go! You guys are just hurting each other!

Chang’e: That’s right! Just call off the bet, shake hands and call it a truce!

Lei Zhenzi: No way! We’re definitely not calling off the bet! This is a bet between real ht to interfere Also, I have declared earlier that the one who backs off is a coward!

Jiang Jiya: That’s right Don’t eat your oords or you will etian!

No one dared to say another thing after Jiang Jiya typed that It was not a stretch to iroup were beside themselves orry Meanwhile, Chanis to see Chen Xiaobei embarrass himself

Laotzu: Jiang Ziya and Lei Zhenzi, ready for the results?

Jiang Jiya: Of course! What, Laotzu, are you afraid of the Pritian? You don’t have to worry about him at all We have solid evidence to prove that God Chen rong, and there is nothing that the Pritian could do about it!

Lei Zhenzi: That’s right! Laotzu, just announce the results already! I want him to embarrass himself!

“You two idiots Laotzu was trying to save your faces!” Chen Xiaobei smiled as he kept his eyes on the cellphone

“Xiaobei, can we really win this bet?” Old wang asked nervously

“Don’t worry, everything is under control,” Chen Xiaobei replied nonchalantly “Those two are still too inexperienced when it co”

Old wang was speechless

Too inexperienced?

Who is the inexperienced one here?

Lei Zhenzi? Jiang Ziya? Or the Primeval Lord of Heaven?

Old wang gulped and turned back to his cellphone Was Chen Xiaobei really that arrogant? Or it was as he said, his opponents were too inexperienced?

The ansould be revealed soon!

Laotzu: Well then The results – since you two insisted! The nujun has been checked and confirmed; it has increased from zero to ten thousand in less than one hour!

Jiang Jiya: Ho many…

Lei Zhenzi: Laotzu… You… You ly…

Laotzu: Blasphemy! My eyes are perfectly fine I may have a mild temper, but that doesn’t mean that you can say whatever you want to me!

Jiang Jiya: So… Shaoba Xingjun really recruited ten thousand disciples within one hour? Oh… Huh… What…

Both Chanism disciples were left thunderstruck, and Chen Xiaobei could ily faces in that very h to offer to bail thely refused!

In the end, thousands of deities bore witness to their silly and childish behavior Now, it was entirely justified for Chen Xiaobei to call both of them idiots earlier Now, they had to suffer the pain of invisible slaps!

“Heavens! Xiaobei, I just streamed for a while… How did I recruit ten thousand disciples in that ti? It’s… It’s not even possible to do this when I was still a deity in heaven!” Old wang was still gaping at his phone He wouldn’t have believed the results if Laotzu did not announced it personally!

“Tie Even as a deity, you should catch up to thedisciples is really slow, but now you just need a little creativity to secure endless possibilities!”

Chen Xiaobei smiled, his words fueled with positivity

“This is incredible! I think it’s totally possible to co said happily

“Hold your horses, it’s not as simple you think There is a li platforrowth rate all the way – it would only decrease with ti: “However, we have more important matters to deal with now!”

Both of them quickly returned to the Red Envelope Chat Group

Chen Xiaobei: Jiang Ziya, Lei Zhenzi Do you guys have anything to add? (Glare)

Jiang Jiya: No… No… I yield…

Lei Zhenzi: I yield too…

Initially, those two jokers had thought that having Laotzu announcing the results could keep Chen Xiaobei fro his promise Now that they have the tables turned on them, they would not dare to break their promise even if they had the bravery of a hundred warriors!

Chen Xiaobei: Yielding is ainst Shaoba Xingjun and ize!

Jiang Jiya: God Chen, let’s talk in private We wouldn’t want to interrupt the other groupnice)

Lei Zhenzi: That’s right… Let’s talk privately! (Acting nice)

Chen Xiaobei: Tut! You guys are acting nice right now?! How couys accused us? No way! Apologize to both of us right here, right now! Everyone, witness this ize to us!

Jiang: …

Lei: …

Embarrassed and ashaed everyone and roup; he thirsted to pay them back for what they did!

Chen Xiaobei: I reo back on their word How dare you guys refuse to apologize to us after falsely accusing us? I guess the both of you have to squat before you pee, since you two aren’t gentlemen!

Jiang: …

Lei: …

Chen Xiaobei could hear thele obscene word And there was no doubt that the groupZiya and Lei Zhenzi squat and pee!

Chen Xiaobei: Sigh… I never thought that the Primeval Lord of Heaven trained you two to be cowards Such an embarrassment to the Primeval Lord of Heaven Chanism is humiliated because of the two of you!

Jiang Jiya: God Chen, Stop! We will apologize!

Lei Zhenzi: People are going to remember us badly forever if you don’t stop!

Chen Xiaobei: Hized earlier! So are you guys going to blame me now?

Jiang Jiya and Lei Zhenzi: This is all out fault! We have falsely accused God Chen and Shaoba Xingjun; we offer our official apologies!

“Heavens! Those high and ized tocould not believe as happening in the Red Envelope chat

“Hehe… You think this is awesome? I’m not done with them yet!” Chen Xiaobei smiled ominously

Chen Xiaobei: Fine, let’s forget about it Now, let’s talk about our bet!

Chapter 459: Huge Rewards

The bet!

Jiang and Lei were left flabbergasted once ot about it entirely

Chen Xiaobei: I’uys want to squat or stand up to pee? It’s up to you two!

Jiang Jiya: I shall restore Shaoba Xingjun’s position in heaven immediately! However, can I not return the merit points? The Primeval Lord of Heaven said that we aren’t allowed to send any merit points to you two… I don’t dare disobey him!

Chen Xiaobei: I don’t care But feel free to break the promise, I’ll just show the chat history to my Sifu when he returns

Jiang Jiya: No! No! No! I will return the merit points to you, double the amount! Please don’t tell your Sifu! (Sweat)

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have received 160000 merit points!]

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have become a Philanthropist the Second!]

Ding!

[Your current merit points is 160000! You still need another 140000 merit points to proceed to next level! (Charm: 16000 Luck: 16000)!]

‘Hhty thousand merit points, but I reclaimed one hundred and sixty thousandwith ht happily

He had spent all of his three hundred and thirty thousand o, but he recovered half of it in no ti as he used to be!

“And other thanreward! Hehehe!” Chen Xiaobei laughed evilly

Chen Xiaobei: My nephew! What about you? Lei Zhenzi

Lei: Erive you a Five Thunders Paper Talisman, the most powerful item I have in my possession! It definitely worth one hundred and sixty thousand merit points!

Chen Xiaobei was boes in seconds

Yanwang: God Chen, Lei Zhenzi is trying to con you! That Five Thunders Paper Talisman only worth ten thousand merit points!

Xiao Tianquan: God Chen, don’t believe that liar!

Monkey King: Brother! Don’t agree to his deal He’s a mean bastard!

Chen Xiaobei felt overwhelood friends rushed to warn him about Lei Zhenzi

“My brothers! I should create a group to share the good stuff with theroup with Monkey King, Yanwang, NeZha, Chang’e, Xiao Tianquan and Old wang, and naroup Chen Xiaobei and Brothers!

“Now, I shall let that thunder bastard have a taste of what he tried to pull!” He grinned

He returned to the chat group immediately

Chen Xiaobei: No probleive it to me!

His good friends went into a frenzy

Chang’e: God Chen! Why would you agree when you know that he’s conning you?!

NeZha: God Chen! Are you alright? Don’t take the deal!

All of them were baffled by his decision However…

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Lei Zhenzi! You have received a Five Thunders Paper Talisman! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]

“Got it! Time to make him pay! Hehehe!”

Chen Xiaobei: Dear nephew, I’ve just received the item! Thanks! I’ll ask my Sifu to have a look at it later – he should know the value of this ite to con )

Lei Zhenzi: Uhm…

Lei Zhenzi stuttered He attempted to fool Chen Xiaobei just because the ave as reward for the bet Never did he expect Chen Xiaobei to tian was fa protective over his disciples, Lei Zhenzi would suffer if He learns of this!

Lei Zhenzi: God Chen… shi+shu Xiaobei… There was a huge … Please return the Five Thunders Paper Talisive you another item!

Chen Xiaobei: Tut! Did you really think that you could con me? Naïve! You can just xpect a visit from my Sifu

Lei Zhenzi: shi+shu Xiaobei… Mercy… I rong! Please let ) You can have the Five Thunders Paper Talis x3)

Chen Xiaobei: Hmph! Fine… What should I choose?

Chen Xiaobei’s friends started to give hiestions

Yanwang: Choose his Golden Rod! One hit, and the earth shatters!

NeZha: Choose the Apricot of Wind and Thunder! You’ll grow a pair of Wind and Thunder Wings after you consume it, it’s really cool!

Xiao Tianquan: Choose his…

Chang’e: Choose his…

Monkey King: Hold on, the items you people mentioned are too precious to Lei Zhenzi – there’s no way he’d agree! Furtherh to fully utilize them…

Chen Xiaobei: Brother, any suggestions? What should I choose?

Monkey King: Ask for his Thunder Pool Tesseract! I’ll teach you how to use it later!

Chen Xiaobei: Alright!

Chen Xiaobei returned to the chat group after a while

Chen Xiaobei: I want your Thunder Pool Tesseract!

Lei Zhenzi: Uh else? That item is really special to me… Please…

It was clear that the Thunder Pool Tesseract , but there was no way he would give up anything easily – least of all to a hated rival

Chen Xiaobei: No? It’s alright Just expect a visit from my Sifu later

Lei Zhenzi: I… I will give it to you…

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Lei Zhenzi! You have received a Thunder Pool Tesseract! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]

“Haha! Got it! Not only did I get a Thunder Pool Tesseract, but also a Five Thunders Paper Talisman This is awesome!” Chen Xiaobei smiled

Not only was a crisis resolved, he also e rewards

Extraordinary!

Chen Xiaobei’s Brotherhood, Perverted Group, and Little Apple Wonderland were all delighted as well as i Jiya and Lei Zhenzi were si!

Everyone then agreed to hold a huge Red Envelope snatching Session a few days later They decided that Chen Xiaobei would take the lead, and he agreed to it immediately

“Now, let’s take a look at e got!” Chen Xiaobei grinned and opened his treasure chest immediately

Ding!

[Five Thunders Paper Talisman: Personally crafted by Lei Zhenzi with Five Colors Thunder It’s a Three-Stars Paper Talisman that you can use to unleash the Five Colors Thunder within a hundred miles It has incomparable power of destruction! Do you wish to withdraw it?]

“Three-Stars Paper Talisreat!” Chen Xiaobei’s face was lit immediately

Every item that Chen Xiaobei acquired before this were considered ‘weak’ For example, the system described the Hundred Herbs Potion as ‘weak,’ and the Qinlian Bellyband as having ‘weak’ defense Even with those ‘weak’ items, Chen Xiaobei could cure sickness with the Hundred Herbs Potion, and the Qinlian Bellyband to block a sniper’s bullet

Now, the system actually described the Five Thunders Paper Talisman as extremely powerful

“Hoerful is that ite as atomic bombs? Perhaps I should play with it when I travel to japan…”

Chapter 460: Thunder Pool Tesseract

Ding!

[Thunder Pool Tesseract: Yun Zhongzi captured the Spirits of the First Thunder and gathered them into this tesseract spiritual pool No one is allowed to step foot in the area covered by the Thunder Pool Tesseract! Do you want to take it?]

“Yun Zhongzi… He is one of the greater deities of Chanism I think it would be practically indestructible on earth since he crafted it personally!” Chen Xiaobei exclaiarded it carefully

“Hmmm ‘No one is allowed to set foot in the area covered by the Thunder Pool Tesseract’? Might be good for defensive applications Either way, I’ about it first…” He mumbled and whipped out his cellphone

Monkey King: A little busy here, so I’ll cut to the chase The Thunder Pool Tesseract is actually half-completed, but it can be used for protection No enemies can set foot in the area it covered

Monkey King: Since it’s only half coraded In the future, you can modify it into other iteh! It’s also why Lei Zhenzi found it so hard to give it to you

Chen Xiaobei: Bro, thank you so , we’ll take more about it later!

Chen Xiaobei set his handphone aside and smiled

‘Thunder Pool Tesseract… This is one chen should be looking for a suitable to plant the First Love Peaches now I should also start establishi+ng on City onceforward to this!’

In the afternoon

Chen Xiaobei bought two sedans, two SUV, and two 4WDs – all of which were Mercedes Benz, fully equipped with every available accessory and after into one of them, he drove over to Luo Puti’s house – his mom had practically coerced him to take her to dinner at their new home

It was unfortunate that he had told his on City, which hter-in-law again He thought he would have died fro alone if he refused

By a stroke of luck, it turned out that that Luo Puti also had so to discuss with Chen Xiaobei, which hy she quickly gave him her address

Lake Xuanwu, south side of Dragon City

Affluent farand or luxurious as Guiyan Mansion of the Zhuang Fa Mansion of the Cao Family, but it remained that this was virtually where all the upper-athered

Thethe residents a picturesque view of the lake, whichpoint They were also expensive – according to property experts, the cheapest mansion here would cost around three hundredone here

Luo Puti lived in one of those ned in traditional Chinese fashi+on, which made Chen Xiaobei felt as if he had traveled back in time the moment he stepped inside

A security guard led him into the mansion after he introduced himself

In the garden

Luo Puti earing a white long dress today, and atering a pot of white roses with a pot of intricate crafting The floere as perfect and pure as her

“So… She likes roses, huh?” Chen Xiaobei watched from a distance

“Mr Chen, I believe you know one or two things about flowers?” The security guard asked politely He was neither rude nor offensive since he was a friend of Luo Puti

“According to the Co, soothing sto However, the romanticists from western countries believes roses represent beauty, purity, love, loyalty andsentiments of a loved one,” Chen Xiaobei replied

“Wow, you’re pretty knowledgeable!” The security guard exclaieable at his young age

‘There’s no wonder why he’s the first ht ‘So many reputable men wanted her, but none could win her affection… I’ve never even heard of Lady Luo having a !’

“Thanks, you’re very kind Anyway, you should probably return to your post – I will go over to say hi” Chen Xiaobei waved him away and walked towards her with a smile on his face

“Honey! You look gorgeous today!” As usual, Chen Xiaobei flirted with Luo Puti

“Nonsense! I’m not your honey!” As usual, she was not happy with hi her ‘honey’

The security guard alreet her

‘Wow! Kid, you’re awesome… You’ve conquered the icy !’ The security guard thought

“Why are you so shy? We’re like an old couple already, and there’s no one around!” Chen Xiaobei said as hewhere he stood

“What was that about ‘no one around’?” An oldat him in disapproval

Things quickly turned aard

Chen Xiaobei sweated buckets The old randfather – and he had completely ruined his first impression

“Grandpa, you’ve misunderstood,” Luo Puti quickly explained “This boy always flirts There’s nothing between him and me!”

“Whatever You two can carry on Boy, remember to look for me before you leave I would like to talk to you in private!” The old man said before he stood up and left

“shi+t! There goes my first impression! damn it…” Chen Xiaobei seethed Every bit of hiht now

Giggle

Luo Puti, who had been quite cross with his incorrigible flirting behavoir, begin to chortle at his reaction

“Honey, you look so gorgeous when you smile!” Chen Xiaobei was stunned by the beauty of her ser vaporized

“Could you be ht kick you out, you know!” Luo Puti said, rolling her eyes at Chen Xiaobei

“But I am serious Your skin is fairer co It’s so beautiful… Youthat belly band every day, huh?” Chen Xiaobei asked, raising his eyebrows

Luo Puti’s face turned red iets dirty, which hy she was able to keep wearing it; its dust-repelling property also made sure that her skin was never exposed to polluted air That hy she was more beautiful than ever now!

“I’ it every day,” Chen Xiaobei s important to say, I believe? Go ahead”