Chapter 431-440 (1/2)
Chapter 431: Chen Xiaobei Vo Ziya: Everyone! Be quiet!
The participants were so nu out of control nobody cal the chat with screams for silence
Jiang Ziya: First and fore the first deity to descend to the hu theularly!
The chat was silence after that e All the deities andthat eventually everyone would get a shot at the mission
Jiang Ziya: Anyway, the lot of you aren’t familiar with the rules That’s why I need to brief you before you go
NeZha: All we need to do is recruit threeabout?
Jiang Ziya: Any deity or monster who travel to the human realm are not allowed to carry any abilities or o as mortals
Yanwang: We knew that a long ti deal! Hu so and improve our cultivation to rule earth!
Jiang Ziya: Let ing their possessions along too You roup chat, but you are not allowed to send or snatch Red Envelopes!
Xiao Tianquan: What!? We can’t bring our possessions or even snatch Red Envelopes? That would make the mission really difficult!
Chang’e: That’s right! How is it possible for an ordinary human to recruit three million disciples? And is there a time limit for this mission?
Jiang Ziya: No, there isn’t However, you are not allowed to leave the human realm if you don’t complete the mission!
The chat becaain
Wei Xiaobao: What? Is that a joke? I’ to the hu to run off with other men before I complete the mission!
Chen Xiaobei: What aboutRed Envelopes?
Jiang Ziya: You’re not bound to that rule However, the Primeval Lord of Heaven did mention that no one is to send God Chen any ite Spiritual Qi!
Chen Xiaobei: I see…
“What the hell!” Chen Xiaobei frowned, upset even though he never received such items “This isn’t soht to restrict the items I receive from Red Envelopes!”
Due to the strife between Chanism and Jieism, Chen Xiaobei suspected that the Pri to screw around with him
“My Sifu is still in the Ancient Land I don’t have anyone that I can complain to – it seems like I’m on my own for now…” Chen Xiaobei was frustrated, but there was nothing that he could do – it was ie rules set by the Primeval Lord of Heaven “I’ll just do whatever I can to s’e would console ets chosen…”
With that, Chen Xiaobei turned back to his cellphone and paid close attention to the chat
Jiang Ziya: Back to business! Those who are still willing to enter the human realm for the mission, please come to me and finalize your applications We will then do a lucky draw and select the first candidate
Time passed
A lot less people went for the second registration after learning that theytime Still, those ere close to Chen Xiaobei went for the second registration
‘I don’t ht ‘Even if it’s not Chang’e, Yanwang and Xiao Tianquan would be fine too! Please don’t send someone who could fck my life up!’
Chen Xiaobei’s eyes were glued to the screen of his cellphone
Chang’e: I’ht now I’m not sure whether I will be chosen…God Chen… Is earth a cold place?
Chen Xiaobei: It’s a little cold, but not as cold as Guanghan Palace
NeZha: Pick h-Cal Milk on earth? I want an unlimited supply of it!
Chen Xiaobei: Don’t worry… You can even swih-Cal Milk if you are chosen to travel to the human realm!
Xian Tianquan: I want a es! Is that possible?
Chen Xiaobei: No problees of every flavor!
Yanwang: I want an unlimited supply of spicy sticks!
Chen Xiaobei: Easy! I’ll buy the factory that produces spicy sticks for you!
Monkey King: Stop dreauys fall short?
Chang’e: I’istrants this tih chance that one of us here will be chosen!
NeZha: That’s right, we are destined to walk alongside God Chen!
Xiao Tianquan: I think so too!
Yanwang: Me too!
Chen Xiaobei: I hope so too! Brother, we are going to have fun together!
Jiang Ziya: Silence! I have the results!
The chatter stopped
“Who… Who…” Chen Xiaobei’s eyes were bulging as he prayed to see a familiar name on his cell phone screen
Jiang Ziya: Cough… The first deity traveling to the hujun!
Blarrghh…
Chen Xiaobei alh the roof!
“What the hell! Who the hell is Shaoba Xingjun? I’ve never even heard of him!”
Meanwhile, the group becaain
Chang’e: daet chosen!
NeZha: Why not me? Why?
Yanwang: Blame the monkey! It’s a jinx!
Monkey King: That’s luck I guess Better luck next time!
Shaoba Xingjun: I didn’t even register… Why me?
Yanwang: da!
Xiang Tianquan: I’ious!
NeZha: God Chen, take care! I’ as well!
Everyone: Let’s leave! Let’s leave!
Soon, roup
“shi+t…God of Misfortune?” Chen Xiaobei was frustrated to no end
Why him??!!
“Fck! I knew it! The Pri to fck with me! That mean old fart!” Chen Xiaobei frowned as he realized he needs to take care of the God of Misfortune!
Shaoba Xingjun: hello Could you answer my question? (Meek)
Jiang Ziya: What question? I can’t change the results of the lucky draw so just get ready I’ to send you to the human realm!
Shaobao Xingjun: Uhm…
Jiang Ziya: Don’t worry, you can bring one of your abilities with you when you travel to the earth!
Shaobao Xingjun: Which ability would that be?
Jiang Ziya: The Mouth of Curses!
Blaaargh…
Chen Xiaobei spat out blood again
Chapter 432: Three Incidents of Incredible Misfortune!
“da’e? Why did you guys send me the God of Misfortune? It’s obvious that you bunch of childish Gods are trying to mess with me!”
Chen Xiaobei was genuinely upset by as clearly a cheap move on part of the Primeval Lord of Heaven
“Should I just leave him and let him rot?” Chen Xiaobei muttered darkly
However, he thought that it was rather unkind of hiister for the mission They were both on the saht starve to death if Chen Xiaobei refused to help him He was not that evil, and the God of Misfortune was essentially blameless
“Whatever I should contact Shaobao Xingjun and guide him…”
“Bro Bei! I heard so!”
Yap Liangchen’s voice rang outside the house
“What happened?” Chen Xiaobei opened his balcony door to find both Yap Liangchen and Cangjin Gu standing outside
“There’s an assassin, but we didn’t kill him because you mentioned earlier that you need chen replied
Chen Xiaobei was thrilled “Let’s go check it out!”
It was ht There was no one outside while Chen Xiaobei’s parents were already asleep The assassin was clearly arrogant enough to enter the house through the front door It was a short man in his fifties who had a sharp,that with his small eyes and wispy mustache he looked very much like a pervert
Whoosh
Whoosh
Whoosh
Chen Xiaobei, Yap Liangchen and Cangjin Gu leapt from the balcony and surrounded the assassin
Spooked, the perverted-looking round
“What the hell… You guys scared the shi+t out of me…” he squealed
“This is an assassin?” Chen Xiaobei and Cangjin Gu exclaichen in surprise
“Hchen replied, scratching his head
Ding!
[Cultivation: N/A Health: 5 Combat power: 5!]
Chen Xiaobei was absolutely certain that thehim with his Netherspirit Battlescouter “Old man Who the hell are you? Why did you come to my house?” He asked
“I’ for someone here, but I’m not allowed to reveal ingerly “Is Chen Xiaobei staying here?”
That hen Chen Xiaobei realized as happening “Are you Shaoba Xingjun?” He quickly asked
“Are you God Chen? God Chen! Finally… It took me some time to locate your house… I shall follow your lead from this day forth You must help me complete my mission!”
“I…” Chen Xiaobei did not kno to reply Initially, he thought he could si Ziyaof a deity h to learn how to read a person’s mind after all It was impossible for Chen Xiaobei to outwit him
“Bro Bei… Shaoba Xingjun is the God of Misfortune, right? Aren’t you afraid that his bad luck would co a few steps back unconsciously
“Superstitions! The God of Misfortune does not exist!” Cangjin Gu knew quite a lot about the Chinese folklore His thought on the matter were rather transparent
“Well… There is indeed… a God of Misfortune… In the directory of Chinese deities…” Chen Xiaobei gulped He feared that Shaoba Xingjun would suddenly grab his hand tightly
“God Chen, don’t you worry! All my abilities have been stripped, and I don’t have and aura of misfortune,” Shaobao said earnestly
“Alright… I wouldn’t have dared to let you in htly relieved
“Bro Bei… I find it hard to believe that such a deity exists Shouldn’t we test hijin Gu said respectfully, albeit with a doubtful tone
Chen Xiaobei nodded “Shaobao Xingjun, I remember that you carried over one of your abilities to the huht?” he asked “What does it do?”
“It’s the Mouth of Curses In other words, I can curse others, and they would simply come true” The mortal deity said
“Sounds great! So thathit by a car or being struck by thunder?” Chen Xiaobei pressed on excitedly
“Sure thing…Those are quite basic curses!”
“Wow! That is impressive… It means that you can kill someone with the power of words… From today onwards, I just need your ability to wipe out all who offend led excitedly
“Uhjun interjected “Killing others with my curse is an easy job when I was still a deity, but I virtually lost all my powers after I came here All I could do are some really basic curses that can’t even kill a person”
“bu Ziya would deny hiood stuff The Mouth of Curses may be powerful when the God of Misfortune was still divine, but noas about as useful as a refrigerator in the Antartica
“Shaoba Xingjun, that sounds extraordinary Can you give us a dejin Gu insisted It seejun was the real deal
“I could do that, but I don’t have targets And I would never throw curses at you three, since all of you are God Chen’s friends!” The God of Misfortune appear to be a rather nice guy
“Curse jin Gu said boldly
“Well… Just choose three events, I’ood at the curse of the three unluckiest events”
“What three unluckiest events?” Cangjin Gu asked, while Chen Xiaobei and Yap Liangchen also paid full attention They appeared very interested
“The three unluckiest events would be pee splashi+ng onto your shoes when you pee, feces dropping out when you fart, and toilet paper tearing off when you wipe your bottom Choose one, I can definitely make it come true!”
Blaaargh…
Chen Xiaobei and Yap Liangchen leaned so low to voround with their heads
“What the hell… These three options are not kidding…” Cangjin Gu becas to happen to hiies in japan! No person in their right mind would offer themselves as test subjects for such curses either!
“It’s going to be so cool if he could really chen said
“Such curses are pretty useless actually They don’t cause any real har his head
“Let’s try so jun said
“Me? Hit you? Sir, youYou’ll becojin Gu narrowed his eyes fearsomely
“Don’t worry! Just cojun said confidently
Chapter 433: Mouth of Curses
Cangjin Gu had 20000 (+5000) cojun only had 5 combat power
There was absolutely no question as to ould come out on top
“Geezer, I think we should call this off since you’re Bro Bei’s friend I don’t want to hurt you,” Cangjin Gu said – the japanesethe mortal deity’s ability
“Don’t worry Just give it a try My Mouth of Curses is at tip-top condition – I’jun replied
“Can the Mouth of Curses really defeat a legendary prodigy of japan?” Being Chinese natives, both Chen Xiaobei and Yap Lianchen had heard their fair share offorward to what the God of Misfortune would show them
“Just go ahead” Chen Xiaobei nodded
“I’ll coreen light!” Cangjin Gu s in front of him
“Co for Cangjin Gu’s charge His body was so thin and frail that a strong gust of ould have blown him away easily
Whoosh!+
Cangjin Gu charged at Shaoba Xingjun as if an arrow
“So fast!” Yap Liangchen exclaimed in shock – his ten thousand cojin Gu’s combat power
“You’re right, I’m impressed too It’s impossible me for me to catch up to him in the near future…” Chen Xiaobei said, his attention on every ulf in ability between him and the japanese
“Big Mouth of Curses, curse hijun murmured softly
“What’s that supposed to jin Gu was caught before he could finish – his left foot has indeed tangled with his right,him lose his balance and fall Due to his inertial speed he slid towards Shaoba Xingjun, stuffing his mouth with mud
“Woah! Woah! Woah!” Both Chen Xiaobei and Yap Lianchen cried out at the same time
Cangjin Gu was one of the top elites in japan, but soy tripped over his own feet! Everyone would definitely laugh at hi incident, and the whole of japan would be ashamed of him too!
One sentence froh a series of butterfly effects It was unbelievable!
“Hoas it? Now, you guys know that I’ly as he flicked his messy and dirty hair around
“Uhm… I’m impressed… I’m truly inorant one I would never doubt any Chinese deities or legends anyment
“This is extraordinary! No wonder all the other deities were afraid of you!” Chen Xiaobei and Yap Liangchen gaped at Shaoba Xingjun The geezer had zero cultivation, but his ability could help hiine what his curses would do against powerful opponents
“Hjun, you mentioned that your curses work best when you’ve fully recovered, right? Does it take much to drop a curse?” Chen Xiaobei asked
The God of Misfortune nodded “Yes I could only curse three tie due to my mortal flesh My curses will be less effective if I’m tired too!”
“Three times isn’t bad at all! It could turn the tide around if used at the opportune : “Do you have a proper najun around other people – and you can’t go around calling me God Chen either”
“My surna” The old man said softly
“wang Husheng…” Chen Xiaobei was left speechless for a while “Then, I would call you Old wang from now on! You could call me Xiaobei”
“Aright!” Old wang seemed to like his new name
“And remember to stick close to me I’ll definitely help you recruit disciples as soon as possible!” Chen Xiaobei said thoughtfully “Hes, since I have one jin Gu will stay here and protectwith me to Crimson Cloud City!”
“What about chen asked
“I need you to travel to Dragon City toe plot of land I need it to plant South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruits”
Yap Liangchen thought about it “Bro Bei,” he said afterwards “I think the place you needAnd you’ll need souard those fruits!”
“Indeed” Chen Xiaobei agreed “I’lad you understand what I need I’ll leave it to you since you know Dragon City better than anyone else here,”
After that, everyone went back into the house and had a good night’s sleep
Chen Xiaobei and Old wang woke up early nextand board the plane to Crihty for Chen Xiaobeishe could only do it in her mind
Crion City, and the travel distance was short There were three S Class Mercedes Benz parked in a single file waiting for Song Qincheng at the airport when they landed Those cars cost at least a few norant that the Fan Family was filthy rich
“Madam, welcome back!” An elderlyQincheng and greeted her
“Uncle Lin” Song Qincheng nodded politely to him It was clear that the old man was respected in Fan Family
“And these two are?” Uncle Lin squinted his wrinkled eyelids to stared coldly at both Chen Xiaobei and Old wang It see of years of servitude as a butler To hiside a fifty-year old, perverted looking old htly
“This is Mr Chen… He is a rising superstar that Qincheng Entertainency had just recruited The one beside hi quickly explained
“H, isn’t it? An assistant is absolutely unnecessary since he just started working… Or is he going to have a teaoes when he becomes famous?” Uncle Lin said sarcastically
“Uncle Lin, could you please stop talking?” Song Qincheng frowned, clearly unhappy with the old man’s attitude towards Chen Xiaobei
“Mada it for your sake He would traains even a little fame in the future!” Uncle Lin said confidently, as if he kneould happen in the future
“Forsnapped
‘I don’t think even you have the power to bring him down This brat is Bro Bei of Green Vine City, who can susters with one call A butler like you to bringing hiht
Chapter 434: Such Manners?
“If ave a little shrug after catching Song Qincheng’s fury “Hey! People!” He called out the others ere still in the other cars “Coe!”
The bodyguards quickly alighted and did as they were told, while Uncle Lin pressed on This ti
“What kind of assistant is this?” He glared at the other e coolies! That really bothers me!”
Being a jovial and carefree deity, Old wang scratched his head a little and continued toexcept Uncle Lin
“You fool! Can’t you could at least pretend to be annoyed?” Uncle Lin exclaiuffawed, ignoring the unhappy Song Qincheng It was obvious that there was no one in the Fan Farant her was skin-deep respect
“Hey, old fart! You aren’t that young anymore, I think you should learn when to shut up” Chen Xiaobei said calmly
Uncle Lin’s eyes widened, and his tone turned cold “Who the hell do you think you are?” He seethed “You weren’t even born when I conquered the world with Master Fan! You have no right to tell me what to do!”
“I’ soed
“What a terrible joke! I’eneration butler in Fan Fale phone call! I’ll be laughing stock if I ever follow to your advice!”
“Uncle Lin, Mr Chen is an associate of Qincheng Entertain Qincheng clenched her fists; her beautiful face was filled with anger
Uncle Lin was unfettered, however His smile never vanished
“Madas to Fan Fa if Master Fan simply decides to shut it down”
“I…” Song Qincheng was rendered speechless She would have left or rebelled against the Fan Family if it was not for the co she had There was no need for her to endure the alainst her otherwise
“Qincheng, you don’t have to defend ht! Small fry like me shouldn’t tell him what to do!” Chen Xiaobei suddenly said calmly
“I’lad you know your place! You should know your place even if you becoly
“Yes, understood Oh, but here’s another a kind re,” Chen Xiaobei smiled
“God? The Fan Family is the God of Crimson Cloud City!” Uncle Lin rolled his eyes at Chen and said pridefully
Their convoy headed straight for the Fan Fae into the cars
The residence was enormous; it was comparable to Lan Family’s own mansion in Green Vine City! As the richest and most powerful fa into the clan Only Song Qincheng herself knew of the horrors that lurked behind the notion – the rew visibly upset
There was already a croas gathered by the front gate, with Fan Tong standing up front The people standing behind hiures, while the Fan Fa further back
“Brother Fan, you’re such a good husband… No one else would lead such a huge parade to welcorinned
“That’s for sure!” A muscular man with a mustache exclaimed “All of us know that Brother Fan and his wife are the ideal couple of Crimson Cloud City! They still appear to be needs, even after years of e… We’re so envious of you!”
“My relationshi+p with Qincheng is great, but both of you are influential figures in Crimson Cloud City too Don’t tease hed pretentiously
“Brother Fan, you’re the onefun of us!” The bald man continued “Your cultivation i – I’m afraid you will become so !”
“Yeah!” Theover the Jianghu nobody other than Brother Fan is going to win the upco Sanshi+ Martial Art Competition We’ll just have to wait and watch!”
“I’ll doTri City Martial Art Cohtest effort of acting humble “I will beco prosperity to the Crihu!”
“Fantastic! Brother Fan is clearly more than we ever could be!” The bald“To think that he has his goal set on beco the Tri City Alliance Leader… I realy don’t think I was that coe!”
Not one to ad’s feet as well “Brother Fan won’t disappoint! The citizens of Crimson Cloud City will be proud to have you as the Tri City Alliance Leader!”
“Fan Alliance Leader the nificent! Fan Alliance Leader thestarted to chant
“Thank you soabsolutely loved the attention that he was showered with, and began to chortle proudly where he stood
Meanwhile, the three Mercedes arrived at the front gate of Fan Faer when she saw Fan Tong standing by the gate, waiting for her return Her gaze could kill
“So, that’s Fan Tong? Why did he bring so many people for your reception?” Chen Xiaobei asked softly
“Do you really believe what you see? The whole thing is just a huge façade Hoould he hide the fact that he’s a eunuch if he doesn’t show his love for ht Chen Xiaobei by surprise The depth of her tor finally dawned upon him
“Hey, gorgeous! Stop sulking, I’ll avenge you Don’t worry!” Chen Xiaobei smiled darkly
“This is Cri frowned “You can’t do whatever you like here – all those people around Fan Tong are Jianghu elites, and not sos!”
“Hehe… I have elite with me as well…”
“With you?” Song Qincheng asked in surprise, and quickly turned to Old wang
‘This wiht, still unable to understand why Chen Xiaobei would bring the oldwith him
“Old wang, listen…” Chen Xiaobei leaned over and whispered into Old wang’s ear
“Okay… Understood…” Old wang nodded
Soon, their car parked in front of the gate and everyone alighted Quickly straightening his suit, Fan Tong put on his brightest s like a perfect husband
“Ouch! shi+t!” Fan Tong suddenly yelled as he fell in front of Chen Xiaobei
“Woah, Mr Fan! You’re too polite… You really shouldn’t pay your respects by lying prone in front of ly
“Master! Are you okay? Ouch…” Uncle Lin quickly ran over to help Fan Tong, but he fell right in front of Chen Xiaobei as well
“Uncle Lin? You too? And it’s the same exact pose as well… There’s no need to rush, really! Take a look at yourself… Your front teeth are all gone now…” Chen Xiaobei’s grinned broadened
“Haha!”
Song Qincheng had been fuer vanished instantly when she saw the a clowns act
Chapter 435: Bro Bei From Green Vine City
The croas speechless
They never expected the leader of Fan Faround; they would not have believed it if they were not seeing it with their own eyes
It was extraordinary even for co would undoubtedly become joke of the year if others learn of this scandalous occurrence Jianghu would be hurab power in the martial arts scene of the Crimson Cloud
That runtled, they started to complain behind his back
“E-Everyone… Tea will be served at the courtyard… I shall be there after I changed into a new set of clothes…” Fan Tong said as he fu before al into his mansion
“Master… Wait for me…” Uncle Lin rose as well He looked like a senile old-man now – a trail of blood streamed froone
Most of the others started to leave for the courtyard while Song Qincheng did her best to stifle her giggles When they were out of sight, she finally unleashed herself The sight of that arrogant Uncle Lin and her so-called husband lihed hysterically as if she had goneher stomach
Gulp
Chen Xiaobei sed He was utterly captivated by the sti’s massive breasts that swayed all over the place as she guffawed In a corner of his enuinely impressed by the quality of her clothes that did not tear up despite what lies beneath
“Little pervert! Why are you drooling? You’ve seen er against Chen Xiaobei’s forehead seductively
“I have seen it, but I have not eaten it – that’s why it’s natural for me to salivate over your body!” Chen Xiaobei licked his lips and grinned evilly
“You’re such a naughty boy!” Song Qincheng pouted
“Xiaobei, I heard so…” Old Wan cut the to eat? I’m actually famished…”
“Uh… Nothing…” Chen Xioabei shi+fted his attention away fro’s chest immediately
Song Qincheng turned red as well “Let’s go We shall head to the dining hall for a good meal,” she said “You two can eat whatever you want!”
At the dining hall, the servants quickly prepared so’s order All the dishes were Crinature delicacies, the two of them enjoyed it verywho never ate food frohted
Later, a servant ca had asked for Chen Xiaobei and Song Qincheng at the courtyard Chen Xiaobei quickly obliged to stave of further hostility before the Sanshi+ Martial Arts Competition
There were several tea tables at the back garden The Jianghua pleasant moment as they helped themselves to delicious tea and snacks
“Qincheng, over here”
Fan Tong was in a fresh set of clothes He s and poured her a cup of tea She indulged him as the crowd looked on
The eunuch had ignored Chen Xiaobei co him to join them For his part, Chen Xiaobei si firsthand
“Qincheng, I have not seen you for a long ti exclaiusted, she shi+fted her hands instinctively and rested thehs
Apparently worried that this lance but found hih it made her nervous to see hihu folks, she felt awife Such were the taste of the forbidden fruit – they were the most delicious of them all
TheHe narrowed his eyes and glared at Chen Xiaobei with hostility He was obviously still fu about what the brat had said to him when he fell dramatically
Still, his display of affection was denied – he had to switch gears quickly
“Qincheng, whofellow be?” He asked almost too politely “I believed you haven’t introduced him to us yet”
“He’s Chen Xiaobei, a celebrity that I have just recruited” Song Qincheng replied
“Celebrity? Then he’s here to entertain us!” The bald ht he was so shot… He does not deserve to sit in the same car as your wife!”
“Not quite,” The mustached man said “Chen Xiaobei is pretty fa peaches, and is a great singer My daughter is crazy about him; she probably won’t hesitate to leap into bed with him… Bahahaha…”
It was then that theat hied his attitude “However, he is still an entertainer In other words, he is no different from a circus monkey!”
That pleased Fan Tong, who appeared to have called Chen Xiaobei here for the express purpose of hu frowned beside him in displeasure; she wanted badly to defend hi his head She calmed herself down
“Bro Bei? How dare an entertainer like Chen Xiaobei call himself by that name?” Someone asked
“What do you mean?” Another man asked
“Recently, a guy named Bro Bei took control over the underworld of Green Vine City I heard he’s extreainst him!” The first man explained
“I heard what this Bro Bei did in Green Vine City as well!” The man with the mustache said, and everyone else quieted down immediately and turned to him It seemed that this man knows much about Bro Bei