Chapter 351-360 (2/2)
NeZha: Yes! But…
Chapter 356: May the Store in My Face!
Chen Xiaobei: But…? But what? Don’t keep !
NeZha: But I don’t knohat good there is for you precisely (Sticking tongue out) You’ll just have to wait for an announcement from The Primeval Lord of Heaven
Chen Xiaobei: Huh bummer…
NeZha: They’re working on the bridge to earth as we speak You should receive the news in a few days, and I will definitely notify you when The Priroup
Chen Xiaobei: Alright, I’ll wait… Oh, right- do you knoho is interested in joining the mission?
NeZha: I’’e is interested too! And if she’s co, so would Bajie; and if he co, Bull Head, Horse Face, Black and White Officers of I to earth for delicious food!
Chen Xiaobei: Erht there! I think my heart can’t take it anymore!
“NeZha and Chang’e can blend into the hu their outfits But, how the hell are those weird looking deities going to blend in the crowd? A pig-faced creature on ht, along with a bunch of shosts behind ht, his hair raised as he iined the scene
NeZha: God Chen, don’t you worry! Didn’t I tell you that those deities or weird looking chat grouponce they come to earth? Ithumans, and their abilities and merit points will be sealed off temporarily too!
Chen Xiaobei: That’s better! (Wiping off sweat)
NeZha: I’ else! To welcoroup, theto flood the it with Red Envelopes! I have to prepare the ite event!
Chen Xiaobei: Off you go… And don’t steal your dad’s shi+t He ht spank you for real this time!
NeZha: I’ue out)
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Chen Xiaobei pocketed his cellphone His er As the saying goes: life is like being raped If you could not resist, then learn to enjoy it!
“Goddess Chang’e! Sister Zhinv! Seven Goddesses! Silver Fox… May the storht about the things that he could do Meeting those Goddesses hat ordinary people always dreamed of!
Whooosh
The sound of blades echoed in the dark
“Huh?!” Chen Xiaobei’s quick reflexes allowed him to lift up his hand and catch a black Shuriken between his fingers “This is… japanese?”
He turned around to see aswiftly in the small forest by the road
“It seems like you have a death wish!+”
Chen Xiaobei charged into the forest without a second thought!
“That bastard’s fast!” The japanese guy then shouted in japanese for aid “Shankou-san! Ambush him now!”
“This is too fast for you? You haven’t my real speed!”
With a cold shtning Steps, he dashed around the forest like a phantouy that ambushed him!
Whoosh
Whoosh
Whoosh
Three arrows streaked towards the path that Chen Xiaobei headed However, all three failed to hit him; the arroere fast, but he was faster
“Oh God! What’s with that speed?” An exclamation could be heard from the top of the tree on Chen Xiaobei’s left – the person who shot those arrows at hi there
The second assailant then shouted loudly to remind his partner, “Sanshi+-kun! Be careful…”
Thud!
A loud muffled sound broke the silence Chen Xiaobei had landed a heavy punch on Sanshi+, and it was powerful enough to send hi a s out
“Sanshi+ Kun! Fck! Chen Xiaobei! Die now!” The rily from the tree
He aimed at Chen’s head with his God’s Arm Crossbow, a special Chinese cold weapon!
According to an ancient text, the crossbow could shoot as far as two hundred and forty paces, and when fired could penetrate a tree trunk as deep as half the bolt That was equivalent to three hundred and seventy meters, and as deep as thirty centiun!
“Wind!”
One of the bolts tore through the cold air with a sharp noise! Not even the most powerful deity could save the person if the arrow strikes their head!
“Weak ass weapon!” Chen Xiaobei stood fearlessly; he raised his arave an order “Sword! Go!”
Swooosh
A bloody red flash charged against the inco arrow The arroas then split in half and dropped to the ground
“Oh my God… What the hell is that?” Shankou screa past his shoulder “Huh?”
Stunned, he did not feel anything unusual at first And then he became petrified
Thud!
“Splash
His right arround Blood shot out fro pain made hiht sky as Shankou remained clueless of whatever took his arm off And fear of the unknoas the worst!
“Tell me! Who sent you?” Chen Xiaobei walked towards Shankou deliberately and glared at hi who stood at the top of the world
“I’ll tell you! Never!” Shankou’s face turned pale
He pressed on his wound and bit down against the pain Chen Xioabei could tell from the distortion on his face as well as his deter
“Hehe… Not too long ago, I uy that called himself a japanese man! And was really proud of his sahed coldly, took out a silver needle “Take a guess Do you think that I will get the answer I want after I poke this needle into your body? Do you want to give it a try?”
There was no doubt; he was holding the Needle of damnation!
“Huh…”
Shankou inhaled deeply It was ih this day
Crack
His jaitched, and a mouthful of black blood flowed out from Shankou’s mouth immediately Soon, his head drooped and his eyes were devoid of life
“Huh? So, he’s a legendary fighter with the Kahed haughtily “Did you really think that I can’t get what I want after you committed suicide? Naïve!”
He walked toward the unconscious Sanshi+
Chapter 357: I Don’t Think You Can Take It
Kahters were famous for their steel-mind and decisive suicides under critical circumstances
Therefore, it was impossible for ordinary folk to extract any information from them – but the task would prove easy for Chen Xiaobei He reached into his treasure chest and took out his Dreaed to the White Officer of Impermanence It could compel unconscious individuals to reveal their darkest secrets
Ring
Ring
Sanshi+’s body stiffened after the Dreamcatcher Bell chimed In that moment, he resembled a zombie
“Tell anization? Or the woman named Yinmu?” Chen Xiaobei asked coldly He had just two enemies in japan; Meichuan Neiku and Demonic Fox
Naturally it was fairly easy to guess as behind this
“Meichuan Zhizhang was the one who sent us here to kill you…” Sanshi+ answered robotically
“Zhizhang? (Chinese pun for retard) I like this na up his interrogation “Who is this Meichuan Zhizhang?”
“He is the father of Meichuan Neiku and the leader of Meichuan faanization…” Shankou said
“Hehe… Exactly what I thought!” Chen Xiaobei shrugged and pressed on “Other than sending you teaklings here to assassinatehave other plans in his mind?”
It was a question that begged
Meichuan Organization was large; Chen Xiaobei’s death could just be the tip of the iceberg As the saying goes: know your enemies, and you in the war! For this reason alone, he would squeeze his victi every question that needed to be answered
“Other than sending us to assassinate you… Mr Meichuan Zhizhang has placed a bounty on you at the International assassin Organization! The one whose gets you will be rewarded ten million! Tons of international assassins would co for you…”
“International assassins? Are they good?” Chen Xiaobei asked curiously The realm of assassins was one he has yet to tread into
“Ten h to hire a D level assassin…Their combat power is around five thousand but they possess certain special abilities…To normal people, they are no different than reapers…” Shankou answered
“Reapers? More like a bunch of useless deadbeat canines! Only five thousand combat power? Let them come, I’ll wipe them out!” Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes “Where is your cell phone? How can I contact Meichuan Zhizhang?”
“My cell phone is inBoss He is Meichuan Zhizhang…” Shankou said; Chen Xiaobei bent down and took it from his front pocket
“hello?” A husky voice could be heard froe to complete the mission?”
“Mission accoed to Shankou’s
“What? You two actually co exclaio so sed my Neiku! It seems like God is with me! Fantastic! This is fantastic! Awesome!”
“What should we do next?” Chen asked
“Do you have to ask!” Meichuan Zhizhang yelled viciously over the phone “Chop off Chen Xiaobei’s head and bring it back to me! It’ll be a tribute to Neiku! Then, I will put his other res! Remember to record the video and show me!”
“Fck you, retard!” Chen Xiaobei reverted to his voice and scolded, rolling his eyes “Do you really think I’m dead? Did you want to chop off s? Dream on!”
“You… Who are you…?” Meichuan Zhizhang asked, suddenly fearful
“I’rinned “Did you know that I wrecked your son’s pride before I killed him? He’s a dead eunuch, you know!”
“What… You… How dare you kill my son so cruelly…?”
Chen Xiaobei heard both despair and rage in Meichuan Zhizhang’s voice He could i blood on the other side of the phone
“That’s cruel? There’s so else I should mention!” Chen Xiaobei continued “I slapped him thirty times after I smashed his balls! Do you want to know my current combat power? Do you knoerful my slaps are?”
“Tellyelled, his voice getting hysterical
“Tell you? Of course… I won’t!” Chen Xiaobei sneered coldly “All you need to know is that your son’s head fleay ona ball with a baseball bat, and it flew such a distance too!”
“You… You son of a bitch… Blaaargh… Cough cough”
Sounds of vomit could be heard fro fall and started coughing What he told Meichuan Zhizhang had utterly destroyed the uish
“I killed your son because he wanted to kill my family and friends! He deserved to die!” Chen Xiaobei added icily “As for you, I did not want to kill you at first – but now I’ve changed anization when I reach japan, and I’ to remove your head as well!”
“I dare you to come to japan! I double dare you,screa eat your flesh and drink your blood once you step foot in the country! The Meichuan faht now!”
“Don’t worry, I will definitely coive you a tip; surround yourself with everything you’ve got because you won’t be able to handle e!”
After finishi+ng what he had to say, Chen Xiaobei threw the cellphone back at Shankou He then took out the Body Dissolving Poison and dropped a few drops of it over Sanshi+ and Shankou
Sanshi+ was already dead; his body dissolved almost instantly
On the other hand, Shankou oken by the extreony and was forced to watch as his body melted slowly He quickly bit on the poison capsule inside his mouth without any hesitation; he wanted to be free from the torment as soon as possible
Chen Xiaobei left the forest and drove home after the bodies vanished
“From noards, I need someone to protect my mom and dad twenty-four hours per day! International assassins… I want every single one of you to tre, Chen Xiaobei floored it
Chapter 358: Lightning-Fast I was normal at home when Chen Xiaobei returned
His parents were asleep; just like Chen Xiaobai was on the couch while Sirius laid down in the front porch
While he was relieved, Chen Xiaobei thought that he could not afford to waste his precious ti another bottle of Hundred Herbs Potion from his treasure chest to replenish his vitality, he went back to his rooyu’s Emperor Health Ultimate Enhancement Skill!
It did not take a long for him to understand that the skill was not all too complicated As a technique best utilized for talented individuals it synchronizes muscle and bone to push the body to its maximum capacity and surpass the user’s physical limit
Ultithen their body by leaps and bounds Although Chen Xiaobei was not as talented as Xiangyu, he had taken a Pill of Purification a while ago which ensured that his body was in tip-top condition
In other words, he was more than qualified to learn the skill
“Let me try it out first!”
Chen Xiaobei had the Scholar Heart out with him, which in turn helped him master the skill completely in a short period of time
His skin, reatly ih a really special technique, Chen Xiaobei was also able to inject y he pushed in, the quicker he reached his limit
“Phew… Man! This training works like a char; his forehead was filled with sweat
“I think I’ll be co! Twelve to thirteen rounds of training should beto Bro Yu, I should use Hundred Herbs Potion to rejuvenate my body once I reach my limit – which would be boosted for one whole notch! No wonder Bro Yu could raise Wenyuan’s weak body to ten thousand health in just two months; this speed of improvement is crazy!”
“Still, I would have to train faster than Bro Yu… My enethen my body! I hope that I can fuse the Emperor’s Health Ulti Body Fortifying Skill soon to discover a brand-new physical boost technique!”
Chen Xiaobei took out the Duskdawn from his treasure chest, placed in front of him and slowly absorbed its Spiritual Qi Afterwards, he applied E Skill – which was rather unique It utilized Spiritual Qi to strengthen the body, and he would be able to accelerate the training if sufficient Spiritual Qi was around him
The only thing Chen Xiaobei needed to do right noever, was to focus on co skills Soon, he succeeded! In theory the pair of skills were inco facets, but so new by sheer brute force
“Success! Now, I can train with both skills simultaneously! Fantastic!” Chen Xiaobei declared, and quickly began his new training in no time
Ti, and Chen Xiaobei h ten bottles of Hundred Herbs Potion through the night as he kept soaking in Spiritual Qi from the Duskdawn
Ding!
[Cultivation: Early phase of Qi refining stage Health: 6200 Combat power: 5700!]
“Well! An extra five hundred health after spending the night enhancing my body… that means I could raise it by a thousand if I train all day, and that I would reach ten thousand health in four days! This is definitely faster than Bro Yu’s training! An insane rate of improvement!”
Chen Xiaobei was really excited; however, there was the issue of Spiritual Qi At most, Duskdaould only last for another four to five days; he y
Still, that would be a proble, and Chen Xiaobei had things to do
First, he contacted to Yap Liangchen; a ten thousand combat power servant to protect his fachen was a friend from school, and that he had tofronificantly increased, therefore aug his lies
His parent did not suspect a thing
Chen Xiaobei then left Yap Liangchen at his home and traveled to Hearty Island, where Wu Junfan had already brought in eistics issues And so, he decided tothe!
“Haha! Leton Weibo first!”
Chen Xiaobei was beside himself in joy when he saw the peaches on his trees He took a few pictures of thees: First Love Peach! Officially going up for sale at eight in theat 998 each! First come first served!
His feed went crazy after he uploaded it
[dale peach?! Bro Bei, I think you’ve forgotten a deciht?]
[That price is insane! 998 for a single peach?! Is that a golden peach?!]
[What do youto do with the leftovers?]
[We are really confused! Bro Bei! Please explain!]
…
Some of the fans were confused after Chen Xiaobei posted the status; they had no idea what he was up to Soon, however, another wave of comments came
[So cheap! One for only 998?! I had a First Love Peach at the charity dinner before, and I would buy it even if it’s 9988!]
[The taste and satisfaction it brings are priceless! Money is nothing!]
[Why did you limit our purchase? Bro Bei, please remove this rule! It’s torture! We have the money, so why can’t we buy more than one?!]
Naturally, the second wave h society of Green Vine City As if walking advertisements for Chen Xiaobei’s First Love Peach, they would pro related – and they ell connected too
Soon, a chain reaction followed
“Well! My fans are increasing!” Chen Xiaobei watched on his cellphone as the nuinable speed Soon, he had fifty thousand fans!
“This is the true power of my charm! I feel like I’ll have sixty thousand fans by to to NeZha, these fans areto rewardif I successfully recruit three million disciples?”
Chapter 359: A Veteran of the Lecherous
Chen Xiaobei pocketed his cell phone and took out the Great Priest Beans frolinted like stars in the sky
Cold winds brewed in the atmosphere; hundreds of malicious spirits flew out of the Hundred Ghosts Formation and entered the Great Priest Beans
Kling
Kling
Kling
The tiny beans began to crack, expand and turn into shapes that resembled humans In seconds, soldiers in iron arround; they were his loyal soldiers!
“Pluck all the peaches froe to my peaches!” Chen Xiaobei ordered casually
He then sat on the ground with his legs crossed while scrolling through his Weibo; with the help of hundreds of Ghost Soldiers he did not have to do a thing, sparing hith and time More importantly; his secret on the island would remain concealed!
Half an hour later, all the peaches had been plucked and ready to be loaded onto a speed boat to be delivered to the other side of the island
Chen Xiaobei hiistic cohly three le peach did indeed sell for nine hundred and ninety-eight, he would earn a total of three hundred ht and check the balance of his bank account once the First Love Peaches hits the market
Naturally, Chen Xiaobei did set aside a few peaches as gifts for his friends He had just a few of them, which would not affect his income in turn
Having settled the peachy matters, Chen Xiaobei could now relax and prepare to train All of a sudden, his cellphone rang; it was his chen had been picked up by his family
Chen Xiaobei hung up and tried to figure out as going on
“They must be people fro Cloud Spiritual Pendant! I was expecting Yap Liangchen to be the bodyguard for my family – I must rescue him!”
He quickly called Liu Quanfu and asked hin some of his chen
“hello?”
An unfriendly tone came fro for the bastard Yap Liangchen?”
Judging froe
“I have the Fla Cloud Spiritual Pendant with me! Give me your location now! I’ll deliver it to you as soon as possible!” Chen Xiaobei cut to the chase
“What?! You have the pendant with you?! Grandpa…” The young man shouted
“Huh…” Chen Xiaobei was stunned for a while, before adding a witty jest “You’re too polite… I’randpa…”
“Fck you! I’ man shouted Soon, someone took over the call
This time, it was an elderly and stern tone
“Are you sure you have the pendant with you?!”
“I’m sure! Tell me your location now!” Chen Xiaobei said
“We are at the Shangri-La Hotel! Presidential suite! You better not play with us; I have a hundred ways to search for you if you try to be a smart ass!”
“Don’t hurt Yap Liangchen! I’ll be there as soon as I can!” Chen Xiaobei said
“I won’t punish the bastard as long as the Fla Cloud Spiritual Pendant is still in tip-top condition!” The oldup
“That old man is too damn cocky!” Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes and rushed to Shangri-La Hotel immediately
He ren of the pendant; one quick use of the Fla and a nor Cloud Spiritual Pendant was made Chen Xiaobei frowned
“It looks perfect now! But, what should I do about the Spiritual Qi? It’s impossible for me to fool them by appearance alone!”
There was a limited amount of Spiritual Qi on earth – which was exactly the reason the Fla Cloud Spiritual Pendant was so precious!
“I think I have to go into the chat group and ask those deities!” Taking out his cellphone, Chen Xiaobei dove into the Red Envelope chat group immediately
Chen Xiaobei: Everyone! Is there anyone who could tell me how to imbue Spiritual Qi within a normal object?
NeZha: Wow! God Chen, you’re online! I kno!
Chen Xiaobei: Tell ency!
NeZha: All you need is a Soul Orb!
Chen Xiaobei: I wouldn’t be here if I have one with et it?
NeZha: The orb is a low-level item; everyone kno to craft it But do you knohat type of Spiritual Qi you need to imbue?
“Oh right! I alht
Chen Xiaobei: I need Yang Fire Spiritual Qi!
NeZha: Hehe… You have the rightFire Spiritual Qi! Look for him!
Chen Xiaobei: Alright! I’ll talk to him!
Chen Xiaobei scrolled through his friend list and found Hong Haier’s profile in seconds The kid was as cute as NeZha; his puffy face was begging to be pinched
Ding!
Chen Xiaobei’s cellphone rang as he fawned over Hong Haier’s profile picture – Hong Haier hied him
Hong Haier: God Chen! I just saw your ive you the Soul Orb for free, but I need you to do me a favor first!
“damn! This kid is brilliant! He wants ives ht with a smile
Chen Xiaobei: What can I do for you?
Hong Haier: Actually, I want you to help my mom, not me!
Chen Xiaobei: Princess Iron Fan? How can I help her? (Shocked)
Hong Haier: I think you know about my family My dad has a bunch of lovers and he’s not at home most of the time Therefore, my mom is really lonely!
Chen Xiaobei: Hmmm… So, you want me to talk to her? But we’re not that close!
Hong Haier: I don’t want you to talk to her, I want you to help her to satisfy her carnal needs! Don’t you understand the feeling of being horny but having no way of unleashi+ng your inner beast?
Burp…
Chen Xiaobei could feel his digestive tract twisting and turning when he saw Hong Haier’s reply; he almost dropped his precious cellphone as well
“This is crazy!” Chen Xiaobei was stunned
Though Princess Iron Fan was definitely a beauty, he could never have an affair with a friend’s wife and sleep easy What wasHaier himself asked for Chen Xiaobei’s help – the kid was definitely a veteran of the lecherous!
Chapter 360: The Village Road is Slippery
The village road is slipperyHong Haier: God Chen! Why are you not replying? (Puzzled)
Chen Xiaobei: I don’t think I can help you in this… I’er after all…
Hong Haier: Pure? damn it, God Chen! You and your dirtyabout? I did not ask you to helpyourself! I want you to think of so to help her!
Chen Xiaobei: I’m dirty minded? You weren’t clear on what you want, and you did ask me to solve your mom’s sexual needs! Any nor way!
Hong Haier: (Sticking out tongue) Don’ton earth – the lost land I’uys have a whole bunch of creative methods to solve carnal desire! I want the best you can offer!
The best? That is asking too much of me!
Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes HisHaier
Well, guys norht hands to settle their carnal needs As for girls…
Chen Xiaobei: I got it! You could ask your ourds!
Hong Haier: No way… Your methods are so old fashi+oned!
Chen Xiaobei: Cough… Old fashi+oned? Does that mean your mom tried those stuff?
Hong Haier: Yes! Now, she’s using lotus stalks! There are holes and pores in those stalks so air can go in and out Also, the water could flow out of the lotus (Digging nose)
Lo… Lot… Lotus…
“Baaarf… What the hell! I learned so new today!” Chen Xiaobei’s mind was blown The ladies of earth were old fashi+oned compared to Princess Iron Fan!
He also suddenly felt the need to open himself up to all sorts of neonders Hoas it possible that a child possessed such filth in hismust be the bad influence
Hong Haier: God Chen! Why’d you stop replying again? (Sticking out tongue) Monsters like us are straightforward, so we say whatever comes to mind! We’re a little uncivilized to humans! I hope you don’t mind!
Chen Xiaobei: It’s always clai in cities are e people, but I just found out today that village roads can be slippery as well… People are really complicated! I’m definitely an innocent child compared to you!
Hong Haier: Stop talking about trivial stuff! (Sticking out tongue) Can you help me or not?
Chen Xiaobei: I have a way! I need some time to think …
“damn it… I really need a Soul Orb… How can I help Princess Iron Fan? H that only exist on earth… Oh right!” Chen Xiaobei thought for a while Then, he ran out fro Haier at the same time
Chen Xiaobei: Do you knohat a love egg is?
Hong Haier: No idea…
Chen Xiaobei: Do you knohat is a vibrator?
Hong Haier: No idea…
Chen Xiaobei: Great! Just wait! I can get you what you want really soon! (Excited)
Hong Haier: Is that true? (Looking forward)
……
Chen Xiaobei pocketed his cellphone and ran to an adult toy store to buy those ite Haier!
Hong Haier: How do I use it?
Chen Xiaobei: Look for a small black button That is the switch – she just has to turn it on and enjoy! But please send me the Soul Orb first! I need it to save someone!
Hong Haier: Okay! I believe God Chen will not disappoint! Get ready to receive it!
Chen Xiaobei: Alright! I’m off! Talk to you later!
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope! You have received a Soul Orb! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Soul Orb; it contains a small amount of pure Spiritual Qi It allows the user to transfer the Spiritual Qi to a normal item Do you wish to take it?]
Chen Xiaobei grabbed it without hesitation, and a glassy red orb appeared in Chen’s pal Fire wafted from it
“Let ive it a try…”
Without wasting any ti Cloud Spiritual Pendant with the Soul Orb together in his pal above his palies within the Soul Orb vanished after every last iota of Spiritual Qi was transferred into the pendant
Opening his pal Cloud Spiritual Pendant looked exactly like the original, and Qi floithin it too!
“Success! The appearance is perfect! The Qi isn’t much, but it would probably last for one to two years in the least I should just fool them with this replica first – the future shouldn’t be my concern for now!”
Chen Xiaobei calri-La Hotel and took the elevator to the top floor
There, he saw at least one hundred bodyguards in black outfits as soon as he stepped out!
“Chen Xiaobei!”
A ri-La was a property of the Yap Family; they must have
Still, so bothered him “How did you know my full name?” He asked
“Hehe… The Yap Family is more powerful than you’d expect! Ordinary plebeians like you could never i man said confidently “We ran your nu about you now!”
“Are you sure you know everything about ; he knew himself better than anyone else
The othershot, and people call you Bro Bei! You even h he is an outcast now, you should knoho’s behind hi the entire Yap Family!”
A dog?
Chen Xiaobei was stunned He never expected that the Fla such serious consequences to Yap Liangchen – the ! Nevertheless, that was good news for Chen Xiaobei; since the Yaps had abandoned him, he could now be used properly
“Could you cut the crap?! I’ Cloud Spiritual Pendant I don’t want to wasteto you!” Chen Xiaobei tried to hurry hi impatiently
“How dare you! Who’d you think you are? I’ll not allow you to speak to hu that way! You will leave the pendant with us and walk out with serious injuries or death! This is what you get for an affront against the Yap Family!”
“What do you ht me?”
“Hehe… Congratulations! You got that right!” Yap Xianghu laughed ly “There are at least a hundred people in here, and all of theround wrestlers! I think you’ll be so scared you’ll pee your pants real soon! Kneel down in front of round ten times, now!”
“Scared? I don’t think a hundred ants can fight a human! They will all die today!” Chen Xiaobei sneered with an icy face