Chapter 211-220 (1/2)

Chapter 211: A Mysterious Competition!

NeZha: Wow! Welco cute emoji)

Chen: What’s up?

Monkey King: We are going to have a ht! We want to invite you to join us tonight!

Chen: Eh? Battle again? Is it a couplet coh evilly)

Li Bai: Haha! Genius! You need to be more humble! But, it’s not a couplet competition this time! It’s some kind of special battle!

Chen: A special battle? What is that? Tell me now!

wang Yizhi: Haha! There are a lot of powerful deities in this group, thus, the mystery will not be announced until the time of battle!

Chen: This is so mysterious! I want to be part of it! Please send me a text to remind me later!

Yanwang: It’s aforward to the surprise that God Chen is going to bring us later! (Grinning)

Chen: Oh right! Have they announced the rewards for this battle? Is it as aweso)

Qianli Yan: I heard that it’s so similar to Scholar Heart! I have no idea about the exact details of the reward

Chen: This is too damn mysterious!

Bull De forward to this mysterious battle!

Chen: You guys are getting really good at this kind mysterious battle! (Smile evilly) Please, reins! I have a call co in! Talk later

Chen closed the group chat and picked up the call immediately

“hello! Xiang Xiang Princess! Can I help you?” Chen put on a warm smile and said

“Please don’t call me like that! I’ine her blushi+ng on the other side of the phone

“Okay…Okay…Okay…I will stop fooling around It should be so me at this hour?” Chen smiled and asked

“You are a mean pu with ly

“Alright…Alright…Alright…I will stop talking and let you do the talking I will be a good listener” Chen sounded slightly more serious

“That’s better!”

Lin said seriously as well, “Can you come and look for me when you are free today? I want to talk to you about the friendly match between our university and the japan university”

“Look for you today? Is your period co today?” Chen asked

“Nope! Why did you ask?” Lin answered unconsciously

“Okay! I will co up the call and rushed to Lin immediately

Lin’s face turned red when she realized the thing that Chen just asked her Chen ran to the staff room once he arrived the school with his car Unfortunately, Lin was still working at this hour Plus, there were other teachers in the staff rooh she didn’t have her period today, Chen couldn’t do anything dirty to her as well Also, there were threebeside Lin

Those two male students were pretty tall and uys On the other hand, the girl was drop-dead gorgeous She had a pair of delicate eyebrows, a sweet oval face, an elegantly straight nose, expressive dark eyes, and sensuous lips She definitely can be compared with those superstars that we see on the TV It’s hard to tell who is eous when she stood beside Lin

When it comes to physical appearance, she is definitely more beautiful than Lin But, her body is not as sexy as Lin Lin’s body is so voluptuous Her S shape body with her sense of h to make every man in this world fall for her!

That girl is pretty perfect as well It’s just that her breasts were kind of flat Too flat! Well, she is none other than the Flatboard Princess that Chen hadXiaoyao!

“How come it’s you?”

Xiaoyao was unhappy when she saw Chen approaching theood lesson with her fists However, it was a draeen them That incident kind of hurt her self-estee Chen again

“Xiaoyao, do you know Chen Xiaobei?” Lin asked

Xiaoyao was still unhappy about Chen’s presence However, she liked Lin Xiang Thus, she nodded and said, “Yes I know him”

“Such a coincidence! It’s better this way! You guys ork together in the near future!” Lin smiled and said

“What? Work together?” Chen asked, puzzled

“Work together in the upco friendly match between us and the japan university!”

Lin smiled and said, “Let me introduce the rest of the participants here This is the captain of our football tea tea Xiaoquan! And, this is the captain of our Taekwondo tea Xiaoyao! So, the three friendlyand Taekwondo!”

“I see” Chen nodded He realized that the purpose of Lin calling him here today was to introduce him to his team members

“Bro Bei! I have heard a lot about you! I’ht that the person that Ms Lin reco you face to face! Can I take a picture with you later? I want to show it off on Weibo!” Li was really excited when he saw Chen

“La rolled his eyes at them and said to Lin, “Ms Lin, I want to leave first since there’s nothing else important for me to do here!”

“Eh?”

Lin was shocked She was thrown off ’s attitude

“Wong, regarding Chen’s registration, I have not said yes to it,” Lin said

“Ms Lin and the vice president reco about it, but to say yes!” Wong said angrily and left the office

“What is wrong with that guy?” Li said unhappily

“I have no idea…He just got angry all of a sudden…” Lin shook her head and said

“Hehe…Because someone offended his parents’ boss!” Xiaoyao smiled and said calmly

“So about me?” Chen raised his eyebrows and said

“Who else could that be?”

“Wong’s faanization! You offended Meichuan last time! Thus, he is really unhappy about it!” Xiaoyao pursed her lips and said

“Psst…I don’t really care about hied and said

“Haha! My idol is really cool! I don’t care about that asshole as well!” Li laughed

Chapter 212: The Mysterious Coins!

After that, Lin spoke a feords before she left the office and went for her class Chen couldn’t even ask for kisses frorabbed hold of by Li to take pictures with hied to escape from Li Unfortunately, he was stopped by another person after he moved a few steps

“Chen Xiaobei! Come here now!” Xiaoyao shouted

“My dear secretary! Your attitude is not right! You need to call me your chairman!” Chen pursed his lips and said

“How dare you call ?!” Xiaoyao lifted up her punch and got ready to beat up Chen

“Pssst…It’s not like you can win ly He wasn’t afraid of Xiaoyao at all

“You…You really piss ht last tied her pride Chen just sprinkled salt on her wound

“Call hed evilly

“You…Mr Chairritted her teeth but she chose to obey Chen in the end Well, she needed Chen to do so for her, thus the obedience

“Nice! My secretary is such an obedient girl!”

Chen nodded satisfyingly and continued to say ly, “Spill it What do you want me to do?” Luo rolled her eyes at Chen All she wanted to do right now is to jump at Chen and beat the hell out of him!

Then, she took a deep breath and tried her best to suppress her anger She asked in a deep voice, “How’re the things that I asked you to prepare earlier?”

“Er this matter…Almost there…” Chen answered hesitantly He had been pretty busy recently Matters, like saving Lan and closing down the colosseus that he promised Xiaoyao earlier

“Al to warn you now, you will be killed by me if you screw up the charity performance tomorrow!” Xiaoyao said seriously

“That’s not right! I re as I don’t e! Why are you askingthat is out of this world now?!” Chen had a hard ti Xiaoyao’s demands

“I don’t care! I want so out of this world! If not, you will definitely e! And, I will be e more and more serious

“Erm…After all, I’m the president of this charity foundation! I have donated thirty e!” Chen said

“Well, I have warned you! Think of soood i to deal with!” Chen pursed her lips and walked away from Chen

“Fck…This ismy life difficult!” Chen was speechless He had now acquired a plethora of awesoe!

“damn! I will not allow this happen to me! I’m always the one that embarrasses others! Others are not allowed to ehts started to crawl all over his mind

“I’ fro that would make everyone’s jaws drop!” Chen ht that perfor really si on the stage was not as easy as he thought

For singing, one needs to be a fast learner and have a pinch of talent It’s really hard toon the stage and Karaoke are entirely different things

No !

On the other hand, Chen felt that dancing is the thing that a real htings, stage and sound effects needed a long ti done in a day

No !

How about playing soood musical instrument to come out with the best perforet my hands on a fine piece of musical instrument! Those people that attend the charity dinner are all from the upper-class society! They will fill offended if they found out I’ some kind of low-quality musical instrument!

Noa musical instrument!

“shi+t!!! It’s only a perfor my head so hard!”

It was already six in the evening and Chen hadn’t even thought of a single viable performance He decided to have his dinner first after his mom called him a few tiht about how he is going to ee He took a few mouthfuls of rice and went back up to his room

“damn it! I will not surrender to this siht! I’m not a coward! I will not back out!” Chen steeled himself

Ding!

Message from the Red Envelope Group!

“shi+t! I forgot about the mysterious competition!”

Chen tapped on his own head and thought

He was placed in a state of diles at the same time He will be embarrassed himself if he doesn’t take out the time to prepare for the performance But, he couldn’t resist the temptation of the reward of the mysterious match!

“I don’t care! I will figure out the perforroup chat immediately

NeZha: Wow! God Chen is finally here! Our singing battle can finally begin! (Excited)

Chen: The battle of singing? How does this work? (Shocked)

God Xianle: Good question! God Chen! It’s not like you can beat up others to win the competition when it comes to physical combat! Thus, ill select the winner based on the votes froest winner!

Chen: Okay! Fair enough…How a to perform since I’m not present?

God Xianle: Don’t worry! Just record your voicethe sa here! You can participate in this competition from wherever you are!

“Haha! Voice hted up He even rubbed his hands and smiled evilly

Chen: I don’t have any further questions! (Smile)

God Xianle: Okay! Now, the singing competition starts now!

Translator’s footnote

1 God Xianle: The God of sound

Chapter 213: The Epic One!

God Xianle: Next! Let’s welco!

“da?!” Chen was shocked He opened up his eyes wide and aiting for the Bull Dee

Ding!

Bull Dee)

Bull De called; My King Asked Me To Walk Around The Mountain! I hope everyone will like it! (Hehehe)

“da is really special!” Chen raised his eyebrows and tapped on the play button curiously

[Yo! My king is asking me to walk around the mountain! Walk around the mountain!]

[Walk to the east of the irls! Yoyoyo~]

[snatch the girl into the forest!]

[Ah~Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah~! Thewakes every bird up!]

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Giggle!

Chen almost dropped his cellphone on the floor This was his first ti froive the others goosebuar lyrics were so indecent!

“This bastard has so co toand pressing on this stomach Tears alh At the saroup were completely shocked as well

Zhu Bajie: What the fck! What kind of song was this?! I was almost scared to death! (Vomit blood)

Shunfeng Er: What the heck! I’ eyes)

Monkey King: I was drinking some self-brewed beer and your voice almost chocked to me to death!

Jade Face Fox: Hubby…Your voice is really terrible…(Embarrassed)

PaGoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Other than that terrible voice, the lyrics are terrible as well! It’s the worst! It’s going to bring bad influence to underage kids! NeZha, you are not allowed to listen to this kind of dirty song! (Angry)

Princess Iron Fan: You are one asshole! Don’t come and look for me anymore! (Knife emojis)

God Xianle: Cough…This contestant is a complete joker! I, now announce that this joker has been disqualified! Don’t vote for him!

Bull Deuys can’t do this to )

Everyone: You got negative! Get lost!

…

God Xianle: Silence, please Please forget about hiain!

Everyone: Better be! If not, ill close the group for good!

God Xianle: Don’t you worry guys! The next contestant will definitely not disappoint you guys! Let’s put our hands together to welco’e!

Zhu Bajie: Oh yeah! My Goddess is co hands emoji)

God Erlang: We will support you, Chang’e sister! You are the best here! (Clapping)

NeZha: Chang’e sister! You are the best! Muacksss!

Other roup members: Muacksss!

…

Everyone couldn’t wait to listen to Chang’e singing Even Chen was looking forward to it as well

Ding!

Chang’e: (Sent a voice e)

Chang’e: Thank you so uys with a song called; Water Carries My Heart! I hope you guys will like it!

“Haha…This is a good song! wang Fei sang it quite well I believe that Chang’e can definitely perforer Then, he tapped on the play button Initially, he was going to co Fei But, Chen was co’e’s voice

[When is the day colass in my hand and look up to the sky!]

That angelic voice! It was crisp, clear and orgas Chen to the place where Chang’e wants to express herself He felt like he wants to have a shot of whiskey and just stare at the sky

[I’h the place is beautiful, it still couldn’t fill up the loneliness in my heart!]

There are so s in these lyrics! It just h It said the palace that she currently stayed in is beautiful but there’s no one there except for her The loneliness is extre!

[People leave all the time and the moon had different shapes from time to time]

[Things are never perfect!]

[I just wish someone can stay with me for the rest of my life]

Chang’e used the last three lines of lyrics to express her wishes and feelings Every single one was paying attention to every single word that she sang Chen was getting teary after he listened to her song He even started to sing the last line of the song

Needless to say, Chang’s is born to be a singer!

Zhu Bajie: Oh ood! I’ e for my Goddess!

Su shi+: Thirty-two thousand likes! Chang’e sang this song flawlessly! There’s no one like her! I’ for her as well!

Shunfeng Er: Chang’e voice heal my ears! Vote! Vote for her!

All the other ood! Vote! Vote! I want to vote foremojis)

God Xianle: Everyone! Please hold on first! Even though Chang’e’s voice is really good but you guys only have a chance to vote! I hope you guys can listen to the other contestants first! It’s fairer this way!

PaGoda-Bearing Heavenly King: I agree with hiht now, then, the rest of the contestants don’t even need to perform anymore!

Li Bai: Yea! Don’t vote first! The human contestants have not performed yet!

Everyone: Agree…Let’s listen to others first! Send out the next contestants!

God Xianle: Next…

After that, the co a song called Water Flon Frolin Their perfect tones made everyone crave for more On the other hand, the contestants fro perforyu sang a song called; Walking In Between Flowers Their voices were pretty good as well! They were not professional singers but they were born with the talent to sing The at ’e changed their minds

God Xianle: Everyone! Please be quiet! Next, ould like to invite our last contestant! I believe that his performance will definitely shock everyone! Let’s shout out this naether!

Everyone: God Chen!

Translator’s footnote

1 Shunfeng Er: A deity that has the ability to listen to sound form thousand miles away

2 Su shi+: Su shi+, also known as Su Dongpo, was a Chinese writer, poet, painter, calligrapher, phar dynasty

3 Bo Ya: Bo Ya was a qin player fro States period

4 Ji Kang: Ji Kang, so, courtesy name Shuye, was a Chinese writer, poet, Taoist philosopher, doms period

5 Pipa Jing: A ed from jade pipa, is a fictional character featured within the fashen Yanyi

6 Nightingale Lingyu: A ale

Chapter 214: Things Took A Great Turn!

“damn! It’s my turn now!”

Chen was shocked, “All I did just noas to appreciate others’ perfor nor play any music instruments…”

NeZha: God Chen, upload your voice clip, quick! I want to support you! (Muacks)

Monkey King: I can’t wait to listen to your voice!

Chang’e: God Chen! I’ forward to your performance as well! (Blushed)

Caishen: Quick! Quick! Quick!

Moon Lord: God Chen! Give us your best! (Clapping)

Huatuo: Quick…

…

Chen did really well in the couplet co great froe

God Xianle: God Chen! You better act fast! If not, it’s not fair for everyone! Everyone will think that you are cheating! Then, you won’t be able to receive any votes!

Chen! Alright! I will do it now! I’ht now! I need two minutes!

“Fck! No choice! I need to give theht now! Luckily, I still have the song; Little Apple downloaded in my cellphone!

Without wasting any ti, played it, recorded it, and sent it to the group

Ding!

[Chen Xiaobei has just sent a e!]

The whole group beca the phone in his hand and anticipating the coroup members

Zhu Bajie: Sounds pretty ordinary…The tune is nothing special and the lyric sounds pretty childish as well My Goddess’ song definitely sounds better than him! (Pouted)

Moon Lord: Er…

Shunfeng Er: Erm…I think you can pass the co special…

Li Bai: See at all I’m a little bit disappointed!

NeZha: How come there are no coreat! Itcute)

Monkey King: I think it’s not bad as well! My gang ofaround when they heard the song!

God Erlang: Only ! They have not fully evolved yet!

Monkey King: What do youa monkey? I’m a monkey and I can beat you up real bad!

Chen: Two of you, calry This co all of us here closer! Friendshi+p always co!

Monkey King: I know that friendshi+p should always co! That drives me mad!

Chen: You guys are actually right! Co was pretty bad!

Monkey King: What do you mean by that?

Chen: Those contestants before ious level kind of contestants! Their voices are so good And, I really liked their perfor to their singing! I won’t feel bad even if I lose this competition today!

Monkey King: Brother! You are such a nice guy!

Moon Lord: It’s so rare to see this kind of good attitude in a youngster like you!

Chang’e: God Chen, you are so manly! (Eeeeeek…)

God Erlang: Chen’s perforood attitude! Likes!

…

All of a sudden, everyone started to praise Chen

“I have lost the corinned He didn’t really care about winning or losing in this competition

God Xianle: Okay! All the contestants have subuys to vote now! Everyone only gets one chance to vote! Please write down your favorite contestants and send it to me!

“Since I already to lose this co’e sister!” Chen thought

The process of calculating the votes finally finished after a couple of minutes

God Xianle: Next, I will announce the voting result for this competition! The person placed in sixth place is God Chen! 2333 votes!

God Xianle: Fifth placing goes to Nightingale Lingyu! 4588 votes!

God Xianle: Forth placing goes to Pipa Jing! 5033 votes!

God Xianle: Third place goes to Ji Kang! 7878 votes!

God Xianle: The second placing goes to Bo Ya! 9075 votes!

God Xianle: The first placing!!! Our cha’e!!! 18876 votes! Let’s put our hands together and congratulate her…

Chang’e: Hold on! God Xianle! The nuht! There are supposed to be more votes! (Puzzled)

NeZha: Eh? I just noticed as well! There are at least sixteen thousand group members who have not voted yet!

Monkey King: Sixteen thousand…Sixteen thousand…That’s the nuround realm!

God Erlang: da and his followers? They are not even present in this competition!

Moon Lord: That’s weird! Yanwang loves singing! How is he not here today?!

God Xianle: Ask those spirits that ca Bo Ya

Li Bai: Yes! I know about it! Yanwang put up an announceether…I didn’t go because I don’t like dancing…

Bull De? See competition!

Caishen: I have no idea as well…

God Xianle: Yanwang Are you guys co to vote?! You have three minutes! You will be disqualified if you failed to come within three minutes!

Yanwang: I’roup dancing! Give me some time to listen to the voice clip!

Black Officer of Impermanence: Give us a couple of minutes, please!

Mengpo: We will vote once we finish listening to all the voice clips!

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“daht just take a great turn!” Chen thought while looking at the chat His hope was all lost earlier, but seeht at the end of the tunnel He knew better than anyone that those groupthat he had sent to them A few minutes later, someone finally voiced up

Granduys vote? Why is God Chen being placed at the last place? I’m not happy with the result!

Yanwang: Me too! God Chen’s Little Apple went viral in our realht so much happiness! Everyone likes it a lot! Chen has to be placed at the first place!

Horse Face: God Chen is number one!

Arrannies: God Chen is number one!!

Judge Cui: I won’t say much! Vote! Vote! God Chen deserves the first place!

Chapter 215: The Pill of True Sound!

Zhu Bajie: No way! It’s iht be dumb, but you won’t fool me with this kind of lame joke!

Shunfeng Er: I don’t think that song is that powerful!

God Erlang: Did Chen just bribe them?

Granny Rong: Don’t speak a word if you have not seen it for yourself! I have proof here! (Intense staring)

Ding!

[Granny Rong just uploaded a video clip!]

“da recorded their dance! This is interesting!” Chen was all lit up He quickly tapped the video clip to play it An i; Little Apple in the video Tones of spirits were lined up in the sa that there was alrannies that stood in front of other spirits started to dance when the music played Then, the rest of the spirits tried their best to follow the moves

The formation of those spirits was similar to school aerobics The number of the spirits was equal to the students froht!

Zhu Bajie: daht to life by the dance ht now!

Shunfeng Er: You don’t say! With this dance, I’ive him the rest of the 18 points, monthly!

Moon Lord: Aiyo! I want to join theive ain!

NeZha: This is what I told you guys earlier on! This song’s beats are awesome!

God Erlang: I’ht now! Hahahaha!

Monkey King: I thought you ? You just slapped your face with your oords!

God Erlang: I take back what I said earlier! This song has awesome beats!

Monkey King: Hmph! Of course! That’s my brother’s production! It has to be awesome!

…

Waves and waves of discussion started to surface after Granny Rong uploaded the video clip to the group chat Most of the people changed their opinions towards Chen’s perfor a lot!

“Haha! Now I understand! It’s like peanut butter and jelly! Oreo andwith the dance to show its true power!” Chen thought and grinned He was secretly happy when he saw all the compliments

Technically speaking, he was not the one that sang Little Apple, but he was the one who designed the dance !

“Now, I should really pay attention to the result of the voting! There are sixteen thousand votes fro ’e votes! Let’s see if I have the chance to ht and smiled A few minutes later, an unexpected result is revealed

God Xianle: Let ot 18876 votes! Tied with Chang’e!

Zhu Bajie: Such a coincidence!

NeZha: This is fate!

Monkey King: Then, ill have two cha deal!

God Xianle: Cough…There can’t be two champions in this competition…Because, I have prepared only one prize…

Granny Rong: Man! You are so stingy! I don’t care! You have to give this to God Chen!