Part 11 (2/2)
”My defences are telling me that a bunch of combat sorcerers just walked right through them, without even hesitating. Really powerful combat sorcerers.”
”How can you tell?” said Bettie ”Because only really powerful combat sorcerers could get through this bar's defences,” I said.
Thirteen very dangerous men came clattering down the metal stairs into the bar proper, making a h.e.l.l of a racket in the process. They moved smoothly, in close formation, and spread out at the bottom of the steps to cut us off from all the exits. They stood tall and proud, radiating professionalism and confidence. They were all dressed in black leather cowboy outfits, complete with Stetsons, chaps, boots, and silver spurs. Surprisingly, and a bit worryingly, they weren't wearing holsters. They all possessed various charms, amulets, fetishes, and grisgris, displayed openly around their necks or on their chests for all to see, and despair. These were major league power sources, for strength and speed, transformations and elemental commands. A bit generic but no less dangerous for that.
They all looked to be big men and in their prime. They all had that lazy arrogance that comes from having beaten down anyone and anything that ever dared to stand against them. You don't get to be a combat sorcerer without killing an awful lot of people in the process. There was an ideogram tattooed on all their foreheads, right over the third eye, showing their Clan affiliation. Combat sorcerers are too dangerous to be allowed to run around unsupervised. You either joined a Clan, or they joined together to wipe you out. This particular bunch belonged to Clan Buckaroo.
Their leader stepped forward to face me. He was a good head taller than me, broad in the shoulders and narrow in the waist. Probably ate his vegetables every day, and did a hundred and fifty sit-ups before breakfast. He had three different charms hanging from rolled silver chains around his neck and an amulet round his waist I didn't like to look at. This cowboy was packing some serious firepower. He fixed me with his cold blue eyes and started to say something that would only have been an insult or a demand, and I wasn't in the mood for either; so I got my retaliation in first.
”Those are seriously tacky outfits,” I said. ”What are you planning to do, line dance us to death?”
The leader hesitated. This wasn't going according to plan. He wasn't used to defiance, let alone open ridicule. He squared his shoulders and tried again.
”We are Clan Buckaroo. We work for Kid Cthulhu. And you've got something we want.”
”Like what?” I asked. ”Fas.h.i.+on sense?”
The leader's hand dropped to where his holster should have been. The twelve other combat sorcerers all did the same. Some suddenly had guns of light in their hands, sparking and s.h.i.+mmering. Like the ghosts of guns steeped in slaughter. And a few, including the leader, just pointed their index fingers at me, like a child miming a gun. I looked at the leader and raised an eyebrow.
”Conceptual guns,” he said. ”Creations of the mind, powered by murder magic. They never miss, they never run out of ammunition, they can punch a hole through anything; and they kill whatever they hit. Allow me to demonstrate.”
He pointed his finger at the bottles ranked behind the bar. I grabbed Bettie and Donavon and dragged them out of the way. One by one the bottles exploded, showering gla.s.s fragments and hissing liquids all over the bar. Alex stood his ground and didn't move an inch, even as liquors soaked his s.h.i.+rt, and flying gla.s.s cut his cheek. The leader raised his finger to his lips and blew away imaginary smoke. The disembodied hand flipped him the finger, and then disappeared under the bar. The watching cowboys were all grinning broadly. Alex glared right back at them.
”You needn't be so smug. You only got the stuff I keep for tourists. The good stuff can look after itself.”
The leader looked at him for a moment. He'd used his favourite trick, and no-one was looking the least bit intimidated. He stuck out his chin and tried again.
”I've come for the Afterlife Recording.”
”Don't worry, dear,” said Bettie. ”I'm sure you were just a bit over-excited.”
I stepped forward, putting myself between her and the leader. I looked him square in the eye. ”You don't want to be here,” I said. ”These aren't the people you're looking for.”
I held his gaze with mine, and he stood very still. Behind him, the other combat sorcerers stirred restlessly. And then the leader smiled coldly right back at me.
”I've heard about your evil eye, Taylor. Won't work on any of us. We're protected.”
He was right. I couldn't stare him down, couldn't even reach him. While I was still working out what to do next, Bettie stepped past me and put herself between me and the leader.
”Trevor!” she said. ”I thought it was you, sweetie! Didn't recognise you at first, all tricked out in the Village People outfit. You never told me you were a combat sorcerer.”
The other cowboys looked at their leader, and I could practically see them mouthing the word Trevor? at each other. The leader glared at Bettie.
”That is my old name,” he said harshly. ”I don't use it any more. My name is Ace now, Bettie, leader of Clan Buckaroo. I haven't gone by...that other name in ages.”
”You were Trevor when I knew you,” Bettie said briskly. ”I did wonder why you insisted on wearing those black boots and spurs to bed, but I thought you were being kinky. Even though you went all bashful when I got out the fluffy handcuffs. What are you doing here, sweetie, dressed up as Black Bart and leading this bunch of overdressed thugs?”
”The money's good,” said Ace.
”It would have to be,” said Bettie.
”Don't get in the way,” said Ace, giving her his best fierce glare. ”We're here to do a job, and we're going to do it. I can't cut you any slack just because we used to be an item.”
”You and he were an item?” I said to Bettie.
She shrugged. ”He didn't last long.”
There was some quiet sn.i.g.g.e.ring from the other combat sorcerers that died quickly away as Ace glared around him.
”What exactly are you here for?” I said. ”Maybe there's room for negotiation.”
”We want Donavon, and we want the Afterlife Recording,” said Ace, fixing me with his cold stare again. ”No negotiations, no discussion. We work for Kid Cthulhu, and he wants sole owners.h.i.+p of the Recording.”
”Now wait just a minute!” Bettie strode forward to glare right into Ace's face, and he was so startled he actually fell back a pace. ”The Unnatural Inquirer has already purchased exclusive rights to all the material on that DVD! We have a binding contract! We own it!”
”Not any more you don't,” said Ace. ”Possession is everything, in the Nightside.”
”Kid Cthulhu...” Alex said thoughtfully. ”Thought I'd heard something about his having cash liquidity problems with his undersea-farming interests. And, of course, the bottom's dropped right out of the calamari market. He must be thinking he can make enough money out of the Afterlife Recording to bail him out. So to speak.”
”You can't have the Afterlife Recording!” Bettie said firmly to Ace. ”We got there first.”
Ace looked at the cowboy next to him. ”If she speaks again, kill her.”
Bettie's mouth opened wide, outraged, and I clapped a hand across it and hauled her back. Ace didn't look like he was kidding to me. Thirteen combat sorcerers in one room can do pretty much whatever they feel like doing. But, on the other hand, I had a reputation to maintain...So I looked Alex in the eye and gave him my best disapproving stare.
”Now that was just plain rude,” I said. ”And if you threaten to kill me...I will smite the lot of you. Right here and now.”
There was a pause, and the thirteen combat sorcerers looked at me uncertainly. With anyone else, they'd have dismissed it immediately as just talk. But I was John Taylor...
”Bettie Divine is under my protection,” I said. ”Along with everyone else in this bar. Very definitely including Pen Donavon. So you can all get your redneck wannabe big bad selves out of here, before I decide to do something quite appallingly nasty to you.”
The combat sorcerers looked at each other, and then at their leader. Their magical guns or fingers were all pointing at the floor. And then Ace smiled at me and laughed softly, and just like that the mood was broken.
”Never make a threat you can't back up,” he said.
Ace pointed his conceptual gun at the drunk sorcerer, still out cold despite all the drama going on around him. A tired old man, who might or might not have done a terrible thing in his younger days. Ace shot him three times, his pointed finger unwavering even as the invisible bullets punched large b.l.o.o.d.y holes in the sleeping man. Thalla.s.sa's body jumped and jerked under the impact of the bullets, but he never made a sound. He just lay where he was, slumped across his table, as the blood ran out of him. Murdered, for no reason he would ever know. Ace laughed briefly and turned back to me.
”Boys,” he said, ”kill everyone in this place except for Pen Donavon.” He smiled at Bettie. ”Sorry, sweetie. Just business. You know how it is.”
”You little s.h.i.+t,” Bettie said defiantly. ”And I do mean little, Trevor. I've had more fun with a toothpick.”
Women always fight dirty.
Ace pointed his finger at her. ”Shut up and die, will you?”
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