Part 15 (1/2)

But Racey Dawson had gathered up his clothing and fled to the back of the corral. Muttering to himself he was pulling on his s.h.i.+rt when Swing joined him--at a safe distance.

”h.e.l.luva trick to play on a feller,” grumbled Racey.

”Served you right,” was the return. ”You hadn't oughta called me half-witted. Do you know you look just like a turtle in his sh.e.l.l with yore s.h.i.+rt half on half off thataway?”

”Aw, go sit on yoreself!”

At this juncture fat Bill Lainey wheezed round the corner of the corral.

”What you been doin', Racey?” inquired the hotel-keeper. ”Taking a bath?”

”Naw, I ain't been taking a bath!” Racey denied ungraciously. ”I do this for fun and my health twice a day--once on Sundays.”

”Well, it must 'a' been a heap funny whatever it was, or Swing wouldn't be laughin' so hard. Yeah. Lookit, Racey--I meant to catch you at breakfast, but you was through before I got back from Mike Flynn's--lookit, I wish you'd go a li'l slow when yo're roughhousin'

round in my place. Rack Slimson, my most payin' customer, hadda sleep on the dinin' room table all night because you druv him out of his room.”

”Bill, that was a joke,” Racey intoned, solemnly. ”I didn't like the way the feller snored. Likewise he had too much to say. So naturally I had to make him take it on the run. What else could I do? I ask you, what else could I do?”

”Don't you believe him, Bill,” cut in Swing, fearful that Racey would get credit for an effort at humour where, in his own estimation, none was due. ”Racey hasn't got the guts to pick a fuss with a pack rat. It was me that chased Rack Slimson downstairs.”

”That's right,” Racey a.s.sented, smoothly, suddenly mindful both of a peculiar gleam in Bill Lainey's eye and a chance sentence uttered by the hasher in his hearing at breakfast. ”That's right. It was Swing Tunstall what made so free and outrageous with Rack Slimson. You go and crawl Swing's hump, Bill. Lord knows he needs it. He's been getting awful brash and uppity lately. No living with him. Give him h.e.l.l, Bill.”

”I don't wanna give n.o.body h.e.l.l. Live at peace is my motto. All I wanna know is who's gonna settle for six cups, eleven sa.s.sers, ten plates, and a middle-size pitcher Rack Slimson busted when he rolled off the table with 'em durin' the night. I don't think Rack oughta hafta pay, because he wouldn't 'a' had to sleep there on the table only bein' druv out thataway he couldn't help it like.”

”Huh--how much, Bill?” inquired Swing in a still small voice, and thrust his hand within his pocket.

”Well, seein' as it's you, Swing,” was the prompt reply, ”I'll only say ten dollars and six bits. And that's dirt cheap. Honest, I'll bet it'll cost me fifteen dollars and a half to replace 'em, what with the scandalous prices we got now.”

”And I hope that'll make you a better boy, Swing,” said Racey, observing with relish the transfer of real money from Swing's hand to the landlord's palm. ”There's such a thing, Swing, old settler, as being too quick, as whirling too wide a loop as the man said when he roped the locomotive. And it all costs money. Yep, sometimes as much as ten dollars and six bits.”

”... and one and one and two makes ten and six bits makes ten-seventy-five,” totalled Swing Tunstall, ”and that makes all square.”

”Correct,” said Bill Lainey, stuffing the money into a wide trousers pocket. ”'Bliged to you, Swing. I wish all the gents paid up as prompt as you do.”

”Oh, you needn't be surprised,” chipped in the ready Racey. ”Swing's a fair-minded boy. He'll do what's right every time, once you show him where he's wrong. Yeah. Say, Bill, has Nebraska Jones many friends in this town?”

”More than enough,” was the enigmatic reply.

”'Enough,' huh? Enough for what?”

”For whatever's necessary, Racey. But I ain't talking about Nebraska and his friends. Not me. I got a wife and family to support, and they's enough trouble running a hotel without picking up any more by letting yore tongue waggle too much.”

”Yo're right, Bill. Yore views do you credit. Is it against the law to tell a feller where Nebraska's friends hang out when they're in town?”

”The dance hall and the Starlight,” replied Bill Lainey, promptly.

”Might you happen to know any of their names, Bill?”

”What you wanna do, Racey, is look out for a jigger named Coffin,”