Volume I Part 15 (1/2)

(TOBACCO.)

Flour of England, fruit of Spain, Met together in a shower of rain; Put in a bag tied round with a string, If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring.

(A plum-pudding.)

In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with a skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple doth appear.

No doors there are to this stronghold, Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

(An egg.)

Little Nanny Etticoat, In a white petticoat, And a red nose; The longer she stands, The shorter she grows.

(A candle.)

Long legs, crooked thighs, Little head and no eyes.

(A pair of tongs.)

Thirty white horses upon a red hill, Now they tramp, now they champ, now they stand still.

(The teeth.)

Formed long ago, yet made to-day, Employed while others sleep; What few would like to give away, Nor any wish to keep.

(A bed.)

Lives in winter, Dies in summer, And grows with its root upwards.

(An icicle.)

Elizabeth, Lizzy, Betsy and Bess, All went together to seek a bird's nest; They found a nest with five eggs in it; They each took one and left four in it.

Thomas a Tattamus took two T's, To tie two tups to two tall trees, To frighten the terrible Thomas a Tattamus!

Tell me how many T's there are in all THAT!

Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, And a long tail which she let fly; And every time she went over a gap, She left a bit of her tail in a trap.

(A needle and thread.)

As I went through a garden gap, Who should I meet but d.i.c.k Red-Cap!

A stick in his hand, a stone in his throat, If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a groat.

(A cherry.)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses and all the king's men Cannot put Humpty Dumpty together again.

(An egg.)

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits-- Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?