Part 16 (2/2)

”Now, listen, Sabre. Another man in my place would say he did not intend to be personal. I do intend to be personal. I always am personal. I say that this Garden Home is springing up about you and that you are not realising what is happening. This Garden Home is going to enshrine life as it should be lived. More. It is going to make life be lived as it should he lived. Some one said to me the other day--the d.u.c.h.ess of Wearmouth; I was staying at Wearmouth Castle--that the Garden Home is going to be a sanctuary. I said 'Bah!' like that--'Bah!' I said, 'Every town, every city, every village is a sanctuary; and asleep in its sanctuary; and dead to life in its sanctuary; and dead to Christ in its sanctuary.' I said, 'The Garden Home is not going to be a sanctuary, nor yet a sepulchre, nor yet a tomb. It is going to be a symbol, a signal, a shout.' More ham.”

He paused, pushed his plate to one side more as if it had bitten him than as if he desired more ham to be placed upon it, and looked around the room before him, sulkily, and exercising his chin.

Sabre had a vision of dense crowds of bishops in lawn sleeves, d.u.c.h.esses in Gainsborough hats, and herds of intensely fas.h.i.+onable rank and file applauding vigorously. He could almost hear the applause. But how to deal with this man he never knew. He always felt he was about fourteen when Mr. Boom Bagshaw thus addressed him. He therefore said, ”Great!”

and Mabel murmured, ”How splendid!”

VIII

But Sabre's thought was--and it remained with him throughout the meal, acutely ill.u.s.trated by the impressive monologues which Mr. Boom Bagshaw addressed to Mabel, and by her radiant responses--his thought was, ”I simply can't get on with this chap--or with any of Mabel's crowd. They all make me feel like a kid. I can't answer them when they talk. They say things I've got ideas about but I never can explain my ideas to them. I never can argue my ideas with them. They've all got convictions and I believe I haven't any convictions. I've only got instincts and these convictions come down on instincts like a hammer on an egg.”

Mr. Boom Bagshaw was saying, ”And we shall have no poor in the Garden Home. No ugly streets. No mean surroundings. Uplift. Everywhere uplift.”

There slipped out of Sabre aloud, ”There you are. That's the kind of thing.”

Mr. Boom Bagshaw, as if to disclose without fear precisely where he was, dismantled from between them the hedge of flowers which he had replaced and looked sulkily across. ”What kind of thing?”

Sabre had a vision of himself advancing an egg for Mr. Bagshaw's hammer.

”About having no poor in the Garden Home. Isn't there something about the poor being always with us?”

”Certainly there is.”

”In the Bible?”

”In the Bible. Do you know to whom it was addressed?”

Sabre admitted that he didn't.

”To Judas Iscariot.” (Smash went the egg!)

Sabre said feebly--he _could_ not handle his arguments--”Well, anyway, 'always with us'--there you are. If you're going to create a place where life is going to be lived as it should be lived, I don't see how you're going to shut the poor out of it. Aren't they a part of life? They've got as much right to get away from mean streets and ugly surroundings as we have--and a jolly sight more need. Always with us. It doesn't matter tuppence whom it was said to.”

”It happens,” p.r.o.nounced Mr. Boom Bagshaw, ”to matter a great deal more than tuppence. It happens to knock the bottom clean out of your argument. It was addressed to the Iscariot because the Iscariot was trying to do just what you are trying to do. He was trying to make duty to the poor an excuse for grudging service to Christ. Now, listen, Sabre. If people thought a little less about their duty towards the poor and a little more about their duty towards themselves, they would be in a great deal fitter state to help their fellow creatures, poor or rich.

That is what the Garden Home is to do for those who live in it, and that is what the Garden Home is _going_ to do.”

He stabbed sharply with the b.u.t.t of a dessert knife on the dessert plate which had just been placed before him. The plate split neatly into two exact halves. He gazed at them sulkily, put them aside, drew another plate before him, and remarked to Mabel:

”You know we are moving into the vicarage to-morrow? We are giving an At Home to-morrow week. You will come.”

The plural p.r.o.noun included his mother. He was intensely celibate.

IX

The day ended in a blazing row.

In the afternoon Mr. Boom Bagshaw carried off Mabel to view the progress of the Garden Home. While they dallied over coffee at the luncheon table, Sabre was fidgeting for Bagshaw to be gone. Mabel, operating dexterously behind the blue flame of a spirit lamp, Low Jinks hovering around in well-trained acolyte performances, said, ”Now I rather pride myself on my Turkish coffee, Mr. Boom Bagshaw.”

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