Part 17 (2/2)
Dwight, in eulogizing Abijah Weld, pastor at Attleborough, declared that on a salary of two hundred and twenty dollars a year Mr. Weld brought up eleven children, kept a hospitable house, and gave liberally in charity to the poor. I fear if we were to ask some carnal-minded person, who knew not the probity of Dr. Dwight, how Mr. Weld could possibly manage to accomplish such wonderful results with so little money, that we should meet with scepticism as to the correctness of the facts alleged. Such cases were, however, too common to be doubted. My answer to the puzzling financial question would be this: examine and study the story of the home life, the work of _Mrs_. Weld, that unsalaried helper in clerical labor; therein the secret lies.
In many cases, in spite of the never failing and never ceasing economy, care, and a.s.sistance of the hard-working, thrifty wife, in spite of tributes, t.i.thes and windfalls--in country parishes especially--the minister, unless he fortunately had some private wealth, felt it inc.u.mbent upon him to follow some money-making vocation on week-days. Many were farmers on week-days. Many took into their families young men who wished to be taught, or fitted for college. Rev. Mr. Halleck in the course of his useful and laborious life educated over three hundred young Puritans in his own household. It is not recorded how Mrs. Halleck enjoyed the never ending cooking for this regiment of hungry young men. Some parsons learned to draw up wills and other legal doc.u.ments, and thus became on a small scale the lawyers of the town. Others studied the mystery of medicine, and bought a small stock of the nauseous drugs of the times, which they retailed with accompanying advice to their paris.h.i.+oners. Some were coopers, some carpenters, rope-makers, millers, or cobblers. One cobbler clergyman in Andover, Vermont, worked at his shoe-mending all the week with his Bible open on his bench before him, and he marked the page containing any text which bore on the subject of his coming sermon, with a marker of waxed shoe-thread. Often the Bible, in his pulpit on Sunday, had thirty or forty of these shoe-thread guides hanging down from it.
One minister, having been reproved for his worldliness in ama.s.sing a large enough fortune to buy a good farm, answered his complaining congregation thus: ”I have obtained the money to buy this farm by neglecting to follow the maxim to 'mind my own business.' My business was to study the word of G.o.d and attend to my parish duties and preach good sermons. All this I acknowledge I have not done, for I have been meddling with your business.
_That_ was to support me and my family; that _you_ have not done.
But remember this: while I have performed your duties, you have not done mine, so I think you cannot complain.”
Some of the early ministers, in addition to preaching in the meeting-house, did not disdain to take care of the edifice. Parson Everitt of Sandwich was paid three dollars a year for sweeping out the meeting-house in which he preached; and after he resigned this position of profit, the duties were performed by the town physician ”as often as there shalbe ocation to keepe it deesent.” The thrifty Mr. Everitt had a pleasing variety of occupations; he was also a successful farmer, a good fence-builder, and he ran a fulling-mill.
So, altogether, as they were wholly exempt from taxation, the New England parsons did not fare ill, though Mr. Cotton said that ”ministers and milk were the only cheap things in New England,” and he deemed various ills, such as attacks by fierce Indians, loss of cattle, earthquakes, and failure of crops, to be divine judgments for the small ministerial pay; while Cotton Mather, in one of his pompous and depressing jokes, called the minister's stipend ”Synecdotical Pay.” A search in a treatise on rhetoric or in a dictionary will discover the point of this witticism--if it be worth searching for.
XXII.
The Plain-Speaking Puritan Pulpit.
One thing which always interests and can but amuse every reader of the old Puritan sermons is the astonis.h.i.+ngly familiar way in which these New England divines publicly shared their domestic joys and sorrows with the members of their congregations; and we are equally surprised at the ingenuity which they displayed in finding texts that were suitable for the various occasions and events. The Reverend Mr. Turell was specially ingenious. Of him Dr. Holmes wrote,--
”You've heard, no doubt, of Parson Turell; Over at Medford he used to dwell,-- Married one of the Mathers' folks.”
His wife, Jane Coleman, was a handsome brunette. The bridegroom preached his first sermon after his wedding on this text, ”I am black but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem.” When he married a second time he chose as his text, ”He is altogether lovely, this is my beloved, and this my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem!” It is possible that each of Parson Turell's brides may have chosen the text from which he preached her honeymoon sermon. It was the universal custom for many years thoughout New England to allow a bride the privilege of selecting for the parson who had solemnized her marriage, or at whose church she first appeared after the wedding, the text from which he should preach on the bridal Sabbath. Thus when John Physick and Mary Prescott were married in Portland, on July 4, 1770, the bride gave to Rev. Mr. Deane this text: ”Mary hath chosen that good part;” and from it Parson Deane preached the ”wedding sermon.” When Abby Smith, daughter of Parson Smith, married 'Squire John Adams, whom her father disliked and would not invite home to dinner, she chose this text for her wedding sermon: ”John came neither eating bread nor drinking wine, and ye say he hath a devil.” The high-spirited bride had the honor of living to be the wife of one President of the United States, and mother of another.
Another ingenious clergyman gave out one morning as his text, ”Unto us a son is born;” and thus notified the surprised congregation of an event which they had been awaiting for some weeks. Another preached on the text, ”My servant lieth at home sick,” which was literally true. Another, a bachelor, dared to announce this abbreviated text: ”A wonder was seen in heaven--a woman.” Dr. Mather Byles, of Boston, being disappointed through the non-appearance of a minister named Prince, who had been expected to deliver the sermon, preached himself upon the text, ”Put not your trust in princes.” But Dr. Byles was one who would always ”court a grin when he should win a soul.”
One minister felt it necessary to reprove a money-making paris.h.i.+oner who had stored and was holding in reserve (with the hope of higher prices) a large quant.i.ty of corn which was sadly needed for consumption in the town.
The parson preached from this appropriate text, Proverbs xi. 26. ”He that withholdeth his corn, the people shall curse him; but blessings shall be upon the head of him that selleth it.” As the minister grew warmer in his explanation and application of the text, the money-seeking corn-storer defiantly and unregenerately sat up stiff and unmoved, until at last the preacher, provoked out of prudence and patience, roared out, ”Colonel Ingraham, Colonel Ingraham! you know I mean you; why don't you hang down your head?” In a similar case another stern parson employed the text, ”Ephraim is joined to his idols, let him alone;” though the personalities of the sermon made unnecessary the open reference in the text to the offender's name.
The ministers were such autocrats in the Puritan community that they never hesitated to show their authority in any manner in the pulpit. Judge Sewall records with much bitterness a libel which his pastor, Mr. Pemberton, launched at him in the meeting through the medium of the psalm which he gave out to be sung. They had differed over the adjustment of some church-matter and on the following Sunday the clergyman a.s.signed to be sung the libellous and significant psalm. Such lines as these must have been hard indeed for Judge Sewall to endure:--
”Speak, oh ye Judges of the Earth if just your Sentence be Or must not Innocence appeal to Heav'n from your decree
”Your Wicked Hearts and Judgments are alike by Malice sway'd Your griping Hands by mighty Bribes to violence betrayed.
”No Serpent of parch'd Afric's breed doth Ranker poison bear The drowsy Adder will as soon unlock his Sullen Ear
”Unmov'd by good Advice, and dead As Adders they remain From whom the skilful Charmer's voice can no attention gain.”
Small wonder that Judge Sewall writhed under the infliction of these lines as they were doubly thrust upon him by the deacon's ”lining” and the singing of the congregation; and the words, ”The drowsy Adder will as soon unlock his Sullen Ear” seemed to particularly irritate him; doubtless he felt sure that no one could doubt his integrity, but feared that some might think him stupid and obstinate.
Another arbitrary clergyman, having had an altercation with some unruly singers in the choir, gave out with much vehemence on the following Sunday the hymn beginning,--
”And are you wretches yet alive And do you yet rebel?”
with a very significant glower towards the singers' gallery. In a similar situation another minister gave out to the rebellious choir the hymn commencing,--
”Let those refuse to sing Who never knew our G.o.d.”
A visiting clergyman, preaching in a small and shabby church built in a parish of barren and stony farm-land, very spitefully and sneeringly read out to be sung the hymn of Watts' beginning,--
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