Part 9 (1/2)
As the axe strikes the wedge and the wedge cuts the wood, your conduct starts a chain reaction that eventually sucks the blood out of women and children. As the whale devours the fish and the fish devours the shrimp, so the life of the lowly is miserable. Let the waters of the West River be drawn to purge your innards. Let your seat of insolent luxury be consigned to flames at once. Then we shall place you in the boiling cauldron which you yourself have used to force many a victim to confess!
As for the city G.o.d and the governor, in behalf of the Highest they serve the common people as parent-officials, pastors of the human flock. Though they are offices of lower rank, a true office-seeker will not disdain them. Even if they are pressured by higher officials, they should resist. But you two brandish your hawklike claws, giving no thought to the poverty of the people. You have worked with the cunning of a monkey, indifferent to the plight of the dead. Taking bribes to pervert the law, you hid a b.e.s.t.i.a.l heart behind a human face! You shall have the marrow scooped from your bones and the hair plucked from your hides. You shall suffer death even in the realm of the dead and be reborn beasts, not men.
As for the underlings, since they are already demons and not of a human kind, if they will concentrate on amending their conduct in public office, they may be reborn in human form. They must not stir up waves in the sea of suffering and commit such sins as overcast the very heavens. Their lawless arrogance has brought injustices that have caused heaven to send summertime frost in sympathy. Their raging ferocity has severed man's world from the G.o.ds' and terrorized the kingdom of the dead until every man knows that he must revere only the jailor. And they have aided ignorant officials in their cruelty, making them feared as butchers. To the execution grounds with them! Chop up their limbs and boil them. Then pick from the cauldron whatever remains of muscle or bone.
And now for this fellow Yang, who though wealthy was inhumane, contentious, and full of deceit. He covered the ground with bribes, shrouding the throne of the king of the dead in darkness, creating a stench of copper cash that reached unto the heavens, robbing the realm of the dead of all justice. The corruption had spread so far that ghosts were in his employ, and his influence was felt among the G.o.ds. Yang's household shall be confiscated and given to Hsi Fang-p'ing to repay his filial conduct. Let all the prisoners now be taken to the T'ai Mountain for execution of punishment.
The G.o.d Erh Lang turned to Hsi Lien and said, ”We are mindful of your son's devotion and your own gentle nature and therefore grant you a thirty-year extension among the living.” Erh Lang a.s.signed two officers to escort father and son home to their hamlet. Hsi Fang-p'ing copied the text of the decision and read it with his father on the way.
When they reached home, Hsi Fang-p'ing came to himself first. He had his father's coffin opened and the body examined. It was stiff and icy, but after a few days it gradually warmed and at last revived. Hsi searched for the copy of Erh Lang's writ, but it had vanished into the Unseen.
The Hsi household prospered. Within three years they had extended their fertile acres throughout the countryside, while the fortunes of Yang's descendants declined until their buildings and farms came into the possession of Hsi. Once a villager bought one of the Yang fields. That night he was scolded in his dreams by a G.o.d for taking what belonged to Hsi. The villager ignored the warning, but after he had planted the field and reaped less than a peck of grain, he resold the land to Hsi. Hsi Lien himself lived beyond ninety years of age.
The Recorder of Things Strange says: Everyone speaks of paradise, forgetting that the living and the dead are worlds apart, and that every sense or thought is lost in death. Not knowing whence he comes, how can man know whither he goes, much less the events of repeated deaths and rebirths? Thus how great the accomplishment of young Hsi Fang-p'ing, whose loyalty and filial love stayed firm through an eternity!
-P'u Sung-ling Sharp Sword Toward the end of the Ming Dynasty the Shantung region was filled with bandits, and every towns.h.i.+p had to post soldiers for protection. Whenever a bandit was caught, he was swiftly executed. In one towns.h.i.+p called Chanch'iu there was a soldier who carried an extremely sharp sword. When he struck, it seemed as if he were drawing the blade through empty air, touching neither flesh nor bone.
It happened that ten bandits were captured and brought to the Chanch'iu authorities. One of the prisoners recognized the soldier with the sharp sword and sidled up to him. ”They say your sword is so sharp it can cut off a man's head in a single stroke,” he ventured. ”I wonder if you would execute me.”
”Very well,” replied the soldier. ”But take care to stay close to me. Don't get separated.” The bandit followed the soldier to the execution grounds. The soldier drew his sword, flourished it, and in a flash cut the prisoner's head off. It rolled several feet and was still turning when it exclaimed admiringly, ”Some sharp sword!”
-P'u Sung-ling The Skull When Chuang Tzu was going to Ch'u he saw a hollow skull, a shape gleaming white. He stirred it with his whip and spoke, ”Have you come to this, good sir, l.u.s.ting for life and losing all order and reason? Was it through the overthrow of your state? Or through the executioner's axe? Was it bcause of misconduct that brought shame to your entire family? Or perhaps from hunger and cold, or simply the length of your years?”
With these words Chuang Tzu took up the skull, made himself a pillow with it, and went to sleep. During the night the skull appeared to him in a dream and said, ”You spoke to me like a pedantic debater. And what you described were the heavy cares of human life, which the dead do not have. Would you like to know the meaning of death, my friend?”
Chuang Tzu said yes, and the skull continued, ”The dead have no king above them and no subjects below them; neither have they the toil of the seasons. Only heaven and earth limit their span of time. Even the southward-facing sovereigns have no pleasures surpa.s.sing these.” Doubtfully, Chuang Tzu said, ”Suppose I were to have the fates restore your physical form-the bones, the flesh, the skin-and return you to your family, your neighbors, and your friends. Would you be willing?”
The skull seemed to frown as it said, ”Do you think I would throw away the pleasures of sovereignty to go back to the wearisome world of men?”
-Chuang Tzu JUDGES AND DIPLOMATS.
The Sheep Butcher and His King King Chao of the state of Ch'u lost his country. Yueh the sheep butcher followed the king in flight. When King Chao returned to power, he intended to reward those who had remained with him. When Yueh's turn came, that follower said to the king's messenger, ”The king lost his country. I lost my butcher shop. The king regained his country. I regained my butcher shop. Since my position and my income have been restored, is any further reward necessary?”
This was reported to the king, who said, ”Make him take it.”
This was reported to the sheep butcher, who said, ”The king did not lose power through any fault of mine. And I never expected to suffer punishment for it. The king did not regain power through any merit of mine. So I never expected a reward for it.”
This was reported to the king, who said, ”Have him appear before me.”
This was reported to the sheep butcher, who said, ”The law of Ch'u says that no one may be presented to the king save for a great reward for great achievements. In this case I lacked the knowledge to keep the state from harm, and I lacked the courage to die resisting the traitors. When the enemy army entered the capital, I fled from the fighting out of fear, not because I was purposely following His Majesty. Now His Majesty wants to set the law aside and receive me. This is not the way for a subject to become publicly known.”
The king of Ch'u said to his commander of the army, ”This Yueh, the butcher, holds a position of little esteem, yet he expounds most loftily upon the duty of a subject. Would you invite him on our behalf to become one of the three chief ministers?”
This was reported to Yueh, who said, ”I understand that such a position is far above a butcher's trade, and that a salary of ten thousand is far beyond what a sheep butcher could earn. But how could I, because of greed for office and wealth, allow my sovereign to have a reputation for absurd generosity? I do not deserve the honor. I wish to return to my trade.”
Thus Yueh declined the reward for good.
-Chung Tzu The Prime Minister's Coachman Yen Tzu was the prime minister of Ch'i. One day when he went out, his coachman's wife watched her husband from the gates. The coachman was sheltered by a large awning befitting his rank. He laid the whip to the team of four horses, his spirits jaunty, his mood self-satisfied. But when he returned home, his wife said that she wanted to leave him. The coachman asked her reasons. ”Yen Tzu is hardly five feet tall,” she replied, ”and he is the prime minister, renowned among the lords of the realm. I have noticed that when he goes for a drive, he seems serious and reflective and always has an air of humility. You are more than six feet tall, but you serve others as a coachman and seem very pleased with yourself. That's why I want to leave you.” Thereafter the coachman made less of himself. Yen Tzu was struck by the change and asked the reason. The coachman told Yen Tzu, who promoted him.
-Ssu-ma Ch'ien The Royal Jewel King Hui of Chao called for his adviser Lin Hsiang-ju and said, ”The king of Ch'in is offering to exchange fifteen towns for the royal jewel. Should we give it up?”
”Ch'in is strong, and we are weak,” replied Hsiang-ju. ”We have no choice.”
”What if they take the jewel and don't give us the towns?” King Hui asked.
Hsiang-ju said, ”If Ch'in is offering its towns for the jewel and we refuse, we are in the wrong. If we present the jewel and they do not give the towns, they are in the wrong. Between these two possibilities, it seems better for us to have Ch'in in the wrong.”
”Whom can we send?” asked the king.
”If Your Majesty has no one else, I am willing to go as your representative to present the jewel. If the towns are handed over to us, the jewel will remain with Ch'in. If the towns are not handed over, I will undertake to have the jewel restored intact.”
And so King Hui of Chao sent Hsiang-ju west to deliver the jewel.
The king of Ch'in was seated upon his screened dais when he received Hsiang-ju. Hsiang-ju presented the jewel to the king, who was greatly pleased. He pa.s.sed it around for his female escorts and his attendants to admire. And they all shouted, ”Long live the king!”
Hsiang-ju concluded that the king of Ch'in had no intention of paying the fifteen towns for the jewel. So he stepped forward and said, ”The jewel has a small flaw which I should like to point out to Your Majesty.”
The king handed the jewel to Hsiang-ju, who clutched it tightly, jumped back, and steadied himself against a pillar. He was so angry that his hair seemed to be pus.h.i.+ng up against his cap!
”If Your Majesty wants this jewel,” Hsiang-ju cried, ”you must send a letter to my king in Chao. He will confer with his advisers, who will all say that the state of Ch'in is so greedy that she is counting on her greater might to get our royal jewel! They will judge that your promises are empty and that you don't intend to give us the towns in exchange. And they will decide not to part with the jewel! My own humble view is that even in the relations among ordinary people there can be no dishonesty. How much more faithful should great states be to this rule!”
Hsiang-ju continued, ”For us to have thwarted the pleasure of the mighty state of Ch'in would have made no sense. And so my king, after spending five days in religious abstinence, sent me to deliver the royal jewel and humbly submit a letter to your court-out of reverence for your great state's prestige and to show our respect. But when I arrived, I was received in a routine audience with little ceremony. And once you had the royal jewel, you pa.s.sed it to the women around you in order to have a little amus.e.m.e.nt at my expense. I concluded that you had no intention of keeping your part of the bargain. That is why I have taken back the jewel. If Your Majesty tries to get it by force, I am going to smash my own head, together with the jewel, against this pillar.”
Hsiang-ju eyed the pillar as if he were about to carry out his threat. Fearing that the jewel would be destroyed, the king of Ch'in apologized. Then he called for an official to spread out a map, on which he indicated the fifteen sites he was a.s.signing to Chao.
Hsiang-ju judged that the king of Ch'in was only pretending to cede the towns to Chao, so he said, ”The royal jewel is a world-renowned treasure. The king of Chao had to offer it to you because he was afraid of you. Before my king sent the jewel, he purified himself for five days. Your Majesty should now do the same, and then should hold the full ceremonies for a state visitor. At that time I shall present the jewel.”
The king of Ch'in decided that he could not use force, so he agreed to the five days of ceremonial purification and housed Hsiang-ju in a splendid reception hall.
Hsiang-ju, however, still felt sure that the king of Ch'in would go back on his word. So he sent one of his men in plain dress back to Chao with the jewel. After the five days, the king of Ch'in opened the state ceremonies for Hsiang-ju. But Hsiang-ju said, ”Not one of the last twenty kings of Ch'in has held to his commitments. I am truly fearful that I shall be deceived and thus fail my own state. For that reason I had one of my men take the jewel back to Chao, and I expect he has arrived by now.”
Hsiang-ju smiled persuasively and continued, ”Ch'in is powerful and Chao is not. If Your Majesty would send a single envoy to our state, we will surrender the jewel at once. Now, if Ch'in with all its superiority will first relinquish the towns and confer them on Chao, how could we dare to retain the jewel and give offense to Your Majesty? Well I know that the crime of deceiving Your Majesty merits death, and I am willing to be thrown into the cauldron. All I ask is that Your Majesty consult with his advisers and consider my proposal fully.”
The king of Ch'in looked at his advisers and scowled. His attendants wanted to take Hsiang-ju to the dungeons, but the king said, ”If we kill Hsiang-ju we will never get the jewel, and the friends.h.i.+p between Ch'in and Chao will be broken. It would be better to treat him generously on this occasion and let him go home. I don't think the king of Chao is going to cheat us over one jewel.”
The king received Hsiang-ju formally and, after a full ceremony, sent him home to Chao.
-Ssu-ma Ch'ien Country of Thieves Yen Tzu the diplomat was preparing to go on a mission to the state of Ch'u. The king of Ch'u learned of it and said to his advisers, ”Yen Tzu is the state of Ch'i's shrewdest talker. When he comes, I would like to embarra.s.s him. How can I do it?” ”After he arrives,” they said, ”we suggest that a man in fetters be brought past Your Majesty. Let Your Majesty ask, 'What has the man done?' And we will reply, 'He's a man from Ch'i.' Then ask what his crime was, and we will say he has been convicted of theft.”