Part 5 (1/2)

Homer got up lazilya”but his eyes were busy, searching the shadowed corners just in case the Kid had brought that big rattler with him. There was no sign of it. He opened the fridge and pulled out a couple of cans. He tossed one casually to the Kid, who caught it effortlessly.

”How long since you last ate?” Homer asked.

”Twenty-four hours or so,” said the Kid laconically. ”Had a few hi-pro biscuits. Been on the road all day.”

Homer dug a packet of corn chips out of the cupboard and threw them after the beer. ”Only got a microwave,” he said. ”I live on packet stuff, mostly. You tried these new ready meals with tissue-culture beef in 'em?”

”Sure,” said the Kid, between corn chips. ”Anythin'll doa”nothin' too spicy, though. I don't like my food to bite back.”

Homer riffled through the packets, found a beef stew that didn't wear too heavy a disguise, and poured the contents into a plastic dish. He added water from the cooler, fastened the lid, and shoved it into the microwave. When he turned round again the Kid was staring at the cooler.

”Rich living, hey?” Homer observed gently. ”The next best thing to real meat and all the water I can drink. You can take a shower later, if you want.”

The Kid's eyes clouded over briefly, as if the thought of taking all his clothes off was instinctively off-limits.

”Hey,” said Homer. ”You already took a h.e.l.l of a risk coming in here. If you can trust me this far, you can trust me the last few inches. Why would I turn you in when you're one of my best meal tickets?”

”Later,” said the Kid. ”This isn't a social call.”

”I didn't figure it was,” Homer admitted. ”Something going down that you want me to know about?” He felt uneasy as he said it. He often got tips over the phone about where and when there was going to be action, but never from Kid Zero. That was one of the things he had always respected in the Kida”there weren't many people around who weren't hungry for publicity, but the Kid had always seemed to be one of them.

”Yep,” said the Kid. ”I don't know what it is, but I know I ain't big enough to handle it on my own. I figured you might know what to doa”and might be the one man in the world able to do it.”

Homer realized that his former feeling of uneasiness had just been a tease. It was displaced by something an order of magnitude worse. The microwave beeped at him and he gave the stew a quick stir with a fork before shoving it back again. Then he took a long swig from the beercan.

”Look, Kid,” he said. ”There's one thing you have to realize before we go any further. We aren't on the same side, you and me. What I say on my show is a line. I'm not saying that it's all bulls.h.i.+t, because it isn't. But it's patter for the punters, to make a story out of a sequence of incidents. All that stuff about the outlaws being the inheritors of the real America, the true champions of freedom ait may not mean exactly what you think it means. I'm not an outlaw, Kid. I'm not even a historian. I'm just a guy trying to make a living. I got nothing at all against GenTecha”I'm not in their pocket, but they run ZBC and ZBC runs me. The water in that cooler is GenTech water; the ice in the fridge is GenTech ice; the meat in your stew is GenTech meat. I can't help you fight your crusade, Kida”I can't even pretend to understand or sympathize with what you do, in spite of what I say on screen. Do you hear what I'm saying?”

”I hear,” said the Kid. ”But you're all I have. You're the only person I know who mighta”just mighta”be able to help me.”

There was a pause while Homer watched the microwave's timer counting down towards zero. Ask not for whom the beeper beeps, Homer, he said to himself. It beeps for thee.

The beeper beeped, and Homer took out the stew. He gave it one more stir for luck, then pa.s.sed it to the Kid along with the fork. The Kid got stuck in, but without any particular impatience or inelegance. Not for the first time, Homer Hegarty wondered who Kid Zero could possibly have been before he became Kid Zero. Nothing showed on his record, despite GenTech-aided enquiries made by various Ops who had tried to get an inside line on him. If the Kid had any loved ones, he was careful never to go near them lest he expose them to danger. Homer liked thata”it was just like the old comic book superheroes, jealously protecting their secret ident.i.ties.

By the time the Kid had finished the stew, cleanly and efficiently, Homer figured he was ready to hear the bad news.

”Okay Kid,” he said. ”Give me the story.”

The Kid told him a long story about shooting down a GenTech helicopter, and about a government agent who'd staggered out of the burning car, and about taking a PC disc to the Underground.

”I stashed one of the copies Harriet made me,” said the Kid, when he finally wound down. ”One's still with the bikea”Lady Venom's looking after it for the moment. This one's for you.”

Homer looked at the little packet which the Kid was holding out to him. It was in a plain wrapper, but to his imaginative eye it had POISONED CHALICE written on it in big red letters, just above the invisible skull and crossbones. He reached out and took it anyway.

”What do you expect me to do with it?” he asked hoa.r.s.ely.

”That's up to you,” said the Kid. ”It's yoursa”do whatever you want. Send it to the president, or some big wheel in Chromicon. What I'd like you to do is to find someone who can read it for you discreetly, and then make your mind up what ought to be donea”but if you can't do that, it's okay. You can trash it, if you want to. Stick it in the microwave and switch on, if you'd rather not know.”

Homer knew that he'd just received some very good advice. Sticking it in the microwave and switching on was the clever man's way to health and riches. But he did take leave to wonder whether the Kid might have read him right. Was Homer Hegarty really a man who would rather not know?

Faced with the choice of being Socrates or a happy cabbage, Homer thought, a man ought to choose Socrates every timea”but only if he didn't have to drink the hemlock. d.a.m.n you. Kid Zero, he said to himself. d.a.m.n you to h.e.l.l and back again. Get thee behind me, Satan, and stay off my case. I'm a ZBC clown, not freakin' Faust.

He gritted his teeth, and tried to be sensible. Was it too late to press the alarm b.u.t.ton? Yes, he decided, it was. He'd touched the accused object, and was tainted. The only question which mattered now was how much GenTech cared.

”Anyone know you were coming here?” he asked casually.

”Nope,” said the Kid promptly. ”And no one will know after I've gone. They won't take me alivea”not while I have Lady Venom.”

Homer sat down on the bed again and looked at the cover of The Twilight of the Idols. That was what clinched it. He succ.u.mbed to the temptation to ask questions.

”Why do you do it, Kid?” he asked tiredly. ”Why do you want to take bites out of GenTech's a.s.s until they get so annoyed that they'll turn around and stamp you underfoot like a bug? That's what'll happen, you know, in the end. They used to say that you couldn't fight city hall, but the old city halls were pansies compared with today's multinational corps. You're no foola”you might actually find a way of making a living in this sick and crazy world if you'd put your mind to it. Why commit suicide in a war you not only can't win, but can't even begin to fight?”

”You know why,” said Kid Zero.

”Because of that bar-room story they tell? Because you fell in love with a wh.o.r.e who died because she'd been part of a GenTech experiment? Kid, this ain't the Middle Ages and Don Quixote was a holy fool even then. That isn't an explanation, and you know it.”

”So you tell me,” said the Kid amiably. ”You're the only guy in America who really understands what's going ona”or so you say. You tell me what the score is, and why.”

It was a challenge, and Homer had never been able to resist a challenge. An intellectual challenge, anyway. In physical terms he was yellow through and through and proud of it.

He sighed, and fetched two more beers from the fridge. Then he sat down again, and put his feet up.

”The way I see it,” he said, realizing as he said it that it was truea”that this really was the way he saw ita””you and me and everyone else, we're just ghost dancers. Most of us don't know it, but that's what we are. You know who the ghost dancers were, Kid? You ever hear of Wovoka?”

”No,” said the Kid.

”Wovoka was an Indian. A Paiute from Nevada. He started a Millenarian cult in 1889, which spread through the Indian tribes like wildfire, and was taken up by the Sioux at the time of their last desperate attempt to fight back against the white men who had stolen their land, destroyed their culture and all-but-exterminated their people.”

”What's a Millenarian cult?” asked Kid Zero.

”Millenarians are Christians who think that the world we live in is just a temporary thing, and that Christ will return to put an end to it, hold a Day of Judgement, and then reign over the Earth-made-Heaven for a thousand years. Anthropologists have broadened out the term to refer to all cults which preach the message that the end of the world is nigh. There have been lots of times in history when particular groups of people have been thrown into such a state of crisis that they come to believea”usually rightlya”that they and their entire way of life are finished, and can't be continued. When that happensa”when all their traditions are devastated and there seems to be no hope of carrying on in the way they know, people tend to go a little bit crazy. They put all their eggs into one basket and conjure up as much hope as they can for a supernatural redemption of their otherwise-hopeless situation.

”The white invaders put the Indians in that kind of situation in the last century, and when the breaking-point came there was nothing for the Indians to do but put all their trust in their G.o.ds. Wovoka played Christ for the Paiutes, promising that if only they'd perform this new dance he'd invented, they'd be okay. Before they went into that last battle the Sioux warriors were encouraged by Wovoka to make *ghost s.h.i.+rts' which were supposed to be invulnerable to the white men's bullets, and they rode into the fight believinga”or hoping, at leasta”that their G.o.ds would give them the power to win. But the s.h.i.+rts didn't work and the G.o.ds didn't come through. The Sioux were ma.s.sacred at Wounded Knee, and that was the end of their world. Their last and most desperate bid for salvation had failed.

”Now it's our turn, Kid. The world has come full circle and the end of our way of life is just over the horizon. There're a lot of people around who believe that the year 2000a”the numerical Millenniuma”will see the actual end of the world, but it doesn't really matter whether or not the planet blows up, or whether or not Christ returns to judge us all, or whether or not all the freakin' devils in h.e.l.l are let loose to do what they will; the fact remains that our way of doing things has already come apart at the seams.

”Everything which is going on around usa”the desert that's eating out the heart of America; the attempt to save a few favoured enclaves of the old urban sprawls by building walls around the PZs; the attempt by the corps to make a new industrial revolutiona”is part and parcel of the material decay of our whole way of life. The American Dream is now the American Nightmare. And those of us who are standing on the sidelines looking ona”those of us who've already given up the fight for losta”are just dancing our way through the steps of empty rituals which give us the illusion of purpose and the illusion of hope. That's you and me, Kid: just ghost dancers. There isn't any sensible explanation of what you do, any more than there's a sensible explanation of what I do, because there aren't any sensible explanations left for anything. Am I right, or am I right?”

For a moment or two he thought that it had gone right over the top of the Kid's heada”that the little freak was too stupid to understand. But then the boy laughed, and picked at the weathered surface of his old leather jacket.

”My ghost s.h.i.+rt,” said the Kid. ”Invulnerable to GenTech bullets. I like it, Homer. Best of all I like the Day of Judgement. That's me, you seea”I'm GenTech's Day of Judgement. For Snake Eyes and the whole freakin' world. David and Goliath; Perseus and the sea-monster; Kid Zero and Doc Zarathustra. I like it, Homer, I really do.”

From which Homer Hegarty gathered that the mysterious Kid Zero was by no means totally uneducated, but was nevertheless a complete and wholehearted holy fool.

And he also realized that whatever he said by way of patter, Homer Hegarty wasn't. Not quite. At least, not yet.