Chapter 1 (2/2)

When the lightning bolt covered her field of vision, Ji Fengyan screamed to the heavens from the abyss of her soul, ”HEAVENS, G.o.dDAMMIT!!!! YOU FREAKING CHEATED ME!!!”

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What was it like to be struck by lightning?

The pain was a scorching blade slas.h.i.+ng every inch of her body, and the torment tantamount to being baked alive in raging flames. It was enough to shred a person's conscious.

Amidst the darkness, Ji Fengyan felt so miserable that she wanted to cry.

She meticulously prepared for two whole years just to pa.s.s the tribulation. She would have never guessed that her perfect calculations would be upended by the unantic.i.p.ated explosion of a nearby skysc.r.a.per&h.e.l.lip;

Author’s ramblings:

*sprinkles flowers* A new hole (AKA book) to dive into! *waves garden hoe and wipes sweat* The new writing style is light-hearted and packed with comedy. It centers around face slapping and those courting disaster&h.e.l.lip;

Greeting from the dahlia:

Authors usually leave little notes attached to their chapters for the readers, and I’ll try to translate them. Sometimes they’ll be little skits. Other times they might be as simple as “goodnight darling readers”. Regardless, they are inconsequential to the plot, and you can skip them if you want. Anyways, welcome! The best book is a finished one, and I hope I’ll be able to walk this road till the end. And without further ado, down the rabbit hole we go!!!

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