Part 23 (2/2)

”Where are you, and where are the Jutterly children?” asked his mother.

”I've just finished having high-tea at a pastry-cook's,” came the answer, ”and they let me telephone. I've had a poached egg and a sausage roll and four meringues.”

”You'll be ill. Are the little Jutterlys with you?”

”Rather not. They're in a pigstye.”

”A pigstye? Why? What pigstye?”

”Near the Crawleigh Road. I met them driving about a back road, and told them they were to have tea with me, and put their donkeys in a yard that I knew of. Then I took them to see an old sow that had got ten little pigs. I got the sow into the outer stye by giving her bits of bread, while the Jutterlys went in to look at the litter, then I bolted the door and left them there.”

”You wicked boy, do you mean to say you've left those poor children there alone in the pigstye?”

”They're not alone, they've got ten little pigs in with them; they're jolly well crowded. They were pretty mad at being shut in, but not half as mad as the old sow is at being shut out from her young ones. If she gets in while they're there she'll bite them into mincemeat. I can get them out by letting a short ladder down through the top window, and that's what I'm going to do _if we win_. If their blighted father gets in, I'm just going to open the door for the sow, and let her do what she dashed well likes to them. That's why I want to know when the poll will be declared.”

Here the narrator rang off. A wild stampede and a frantic sending-off of messengers took place at the other end of the telephone. Nearly all the workers on either side had disappeared to their various club-rooms and public-house bars to await the declaration of the poll, but enough local information could be secured to determine the scene of Hyacinth's exploit. Mr. John Ball had a stable yard down near the Crawleigh Road, up a short lane, and his sow was known to have a litter of ten young ones. Thither went in headlong haste both the candidates, Hyacinth's mother, his aunt (Mrs. Panstreppon), and two or three hurriedly-summoned friends. The two Nubian donkeys, contentedly munching at bundles of hay, met their gaze as they entered the yard. The hoa.r.s.e savage grunting of an enraged animal and the shriller note of thirteen young voices, three of them human, guided them to the stye, in the outer yard of which a huge Yorks.h.i.+re sow kept up a ceaseless raging patrol before a closed door.

Reclining on the broad ledge of an open window, from which point of vantage he could reach down and shoot the bolt of the door, was Hyacinth, his blue sailor-suit somewhat the worse of wear, and his angel smile exchanged for a look of demoniacal determination.

”If any of you come a step nearer,” he shouted, ”the sow will be inside in half a jiffy.”

A storm of threatening, arguing, entreating expostulation broke from the baffled rescue party, but it made no more impression on Hyacinth than the squealing tempest that raged within the stye.

”If Jutterly heads the poll I'm going to let the sow in. I'll teach the blighters to win elections from us.”

”He means it,” said Mrs. Panstreppon; ”I feared the worst when I saw that b.u.t.terscotch incident.”

”It's all right, my little man,” said Jutterly, with the duplicity to which even a Colonial Secretary can sometimes stoop, ”your father has been elected by a large majority.”

”Liar!” retorted Hyacinth, with the directness of speech that is not merely excusable, but almost obligatory, in the political profession; ”the votes aren't counted yet. You won't gammon me as to the result, either. A boy that I've palled with is going to fire a gun when the poll is declared; two shots if we've won, one shot if we haven't.”

The situation began to look critical. ”Drug the sow,” whispered Hyacinth's father.

Some one went off in the motor to the nearest chemist's shop and returned presently with two large pieces of bread, liberally dosed with narcotic.

The bread was thrown deftly and unostentatiously into the stye, but Hyacinth saw through the manuvre. He set up a piercing imitation of a small pig in Purgatory, and the infuriated mother ramped round and round the stye; the pieces of bread were trampled into slush.

At any moment now the poll might be declared. Jutterly flew back to the Town Hall, where the votes were being counted. His agent met him with a smile of hope.

”You're eleven ahead at present, and only about eighty more to be counted; you're just going to squeak through.”

”I mustn't squeak through,” exclaimed Jutterly, hoa.r.s.ely. ”You must object to every doubtful vote on our side that can possibly be disallowed. I must _not_ have the majority.”

Then was seen the unprecedented sight of a party agent challenging the votes on his own side with a captiousness that his opponents would have hesitated to display. One or two votes that would have certainly pa.s.sed muster under ordinary circ.u.mstances were disallowed, but even so Jutterly was six ahead with only thirty more to be counted.

To the watchers by the stye the moments seemed intolerable. As a last resort some one had been sent for a gun with which to shoot the sow, though Hyacinth would probably draw the bolt the moment such a weapon was brought into the yard. Nearly all the men were away from their homes, however, on election night, and the messenger had evidently gone far afield in his search. It must be a matter of minutes now to the declaration of the poll.

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