Chapter 737: A talk with my daughter... (2/2)

Wu Yan rubbed his temples.

”Klein and Agil, those two b.a.s.t.a.r.ds forced me to drink and I thought to myself: 'what the heck.', I didn't think the designers included hangover in this game, I am clearly not inebriated...”

”Hmph...”

Asuna huffed and she turned her head the other way.

”If you can't hold your drink then don't drink so much! You brought this on yourself!”

Wu Yan pursed his lips.

”I got off easy. Kirito, who is underage, by the way, got conned into drinking twice as much as me by the two drunkards with lame excuses like 'it's only a game'. One of two things will happen tonight, either he will be knocked out cold by the booze or he's going to finally do it with Lisbeth under the influence of alcohol...”

Asuna blushed when she heard this. Yui blinked with curious eyes as she diverted her attention towards her mama.

”Mama, what is doing it? What is Uncle Kirito going to do towards Aunt Liz?...”

”N-nothing...”

Asuna awkwardly laughed before she slapped Wu Yan's belly so hard he almost jumped out of the sofa.

”Don't teach the kid things you shouldn't!”

”Okay okay okay! It's my fault, okay?!”

Wu Yan apologized but Yui didn't relent.

”Ne ne, what's doing it? Yui wants to know...”

”Er-erm...”

Asuna, rendered helpless by the situation, pointed at Wu Yan.

”Go ask your papa!”

”Oh, come on...”

Wu Yan wanted to cry but couldn't for lack of tears.

Yui is still blinking in curiosity. Her eyes shone up when she looked at Wu Yan. Her cute face almost gave Wu Yan diabetes.

”Papa, what's doing it?”

Wu Yan chortled and he used an authoritative tone with her.

”Child, don't ask stuff you shouldn't!”

”Okay...”

Yui answered and she got on Wu Yan's lap. Asuna glared at him and she stood up.

”Seriously, when we got married, we didn't touch alcohol at all. Look at you, how are we going to clean this mess up? I don't there's a cure for intoxication in SAO...”

”I don't know about ammonia salt but...”

Wu Yan sighed.

”This technically counts as dizzyness and sleep so it should be affected by crowd control statuses, we should try using debuff cures...”

Asuna pondered for a bit and she nodded. She turned around to go into the kitchen.

”Yui, papa will be in your care for now.”

”Yes~~~”

Yui perked herself up and she hugged Wu Yan's arm while giggling. Wu Yan couldn't hold himself back from pinching her adorable cheeks.

Wu Yan had other thoughts beside doting on his daughter. Yui behaved like her usual self but Wu Yan couldn't stop thinking about what Yui said during the wedding. Her sentence sounded normal and weird at the same time.

Maybe, I should talk in private with Yui?

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