Chapter 673 (1/2)

Chapter 673: 673

“So…”

Wu Yan took a look at Kirito and Lis who are still messing around with each other . Both Asuna and him are hiding behind a rock as they spied on their friends . Asuna used Wu Yan’s shoulder as a ladder to spy beyond the boulder .

“Your ‘Emergency’ is to become voyeurs together?”

Asuna blushed and she snapped back at him .

“How did you interpret this situation as voyeurism? This is stalking at most!”

“That’s not bad enough for you?!”

Wu Yan threw her a glare .

“Do you realize I gave up on a bunch of dying monsters to come running out of the labyrinth because I thought you were really in a pinch or something? Now, you’re telling me to turn into private detectives together?”

“Your level is high enough that a little bit of time off wouldn’t put you in any disadvantage, stop being so stingy with your time…”

Asuna grumbled .

“And, for your information, my friend’s lifetime happiness const.i.tutes an emergency for me!”

“Lifetime happiness?”

He endured the urge to roll his eyes and he riffed on her .

“How is farming for lumps of metal a matter of lifetime happiness?”

“You’re so ignorant!”

Asuna peeked at Kirito and Lisbeth again .

“Look closely, aren’t the two of them in a problematic situation?”

Wu Yan examined the two of them for a full minute . He blatantly told her his findings .

“Nope, I don’t see anything wrong here . ”

“You dumba.s.s . ”

Asuna said out of frustration, she pointed a finger in their direction .

“I mean, their relations.h.i.+p is a bit too good, isn’t it?”

Wu Yan knitted his brow .

“So you mean they hooked up?”

“Don’t put it in such a vulgar manner . ”

Asuna chastised him .

“Really?”

Wu Yan rubbed his chin with slight bewilderment .

“That’s Kirito, someone who thinks about games more than the other s.e.x, I don’t think there’s a romantic thing going on between them though?”

“And that’s why I said you need to learn more about stuff like this . ”

Asuna started giving him a lecture .

“Anyone who can remotely read the mood can tell…”

“Ahaha…”

Wu Yan chortled .

“Okay, fine, I am the dense one here . How did you figure it out?”

“Intuition!”

“Har?”

Wu Yan choked .

“Say that again, I didn’t quite hear you just now . ”

“Don’t underestimate a woman’s intuition!”

Asuna declared, she looked very confident and serious .

“There are only sparks between them, something tells me this spark will turn into a fire soon!”

Wu Yan sucked in another cold breath of air and he condensed his thoughts into one simple sentence .

“You’re good…”

“They are getting further away!”

Asuna kept her eyes on the two targets at the same time she lectured Wu Yan . She slapped Wu Yan’s spine and she pushed him forward .

“Faster, follow them!”

“Don’t get too close, Kirito’s detection skill is very high, we are going to get found out if we got too close to them!”

“Yeah yeah, let’s go!”

Asuna didn’t care what Wu Yan thought . Her tone carried a bit of vengeance .

“Once I get my hand on a good scoop, I would like to see Lis teasing me then!”